The Sun Is Shining For The First Time In Forever; We're Gay! Fagz Club Spring 2010

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seems like another life now, actually

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I was wrong, I did make out with a chick once, but it was only because of the booze.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i still make out with girls when i'm wasted or they're wasted, but they're always friends and it's always just lolz

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah made out with a girl-friend last year and it kinda made me queasy after

plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the last time i made out with a girl was 2 years ago? she's a pretty good friend of mine, but she's v in love with me & it prob wasn't right -- i was p drunk tho -- she ended up sleeping w/ my bff that night anyhow, so no harm really

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Wife and spit swappin' on the banks of the MIssissippi.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

the last time, my genderqueer friend johnny (bio female) was wasted and i was high on all the shr00m tea at a psychedelic kate bush party, and we made out for a few minutes. then i made out w/ my friend t0ny for a long time.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't really like making out all that much tbh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i find it boring

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm bored now

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

rly i find it very exciting, if anything i sometimes find the other stuff boring. kissing has all the spark

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a v good kisser

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

surm kinda semi-otm

(xp)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I like making out: it's easy and relatively painless if the guy isn't a slug. But I don't think it necessarily has to lead somewhere. Nine out of ten times I'll try to kiss you if you're even half cute.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

btw, gays, I mentioned this last night, but I'll be in NYC first week of June. Would love to meet Stevie, surm, Morbs, and whoever else for a fun-packed FAP.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm sort of with surm on this one too, though I guess I wouldn't say the other stuff is "boring," per se.

will live out his days in gloomy batchelorhood (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Al I would love a fun-packed FAP! Meeting for drinks would be nice, too (hyuck hyuck hyuck).

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

table will u be around while i am in SF?

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

well it's not BORING, but it's like, sometimes i don't need to go that far. like, really. just put on a movie and hold me and let's make out. call me molly ringwald but it's like really is that too much to ask for??!! all these boys these days, rim this, fuck that, i'm like calm down

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Some night you want to listen to Public Image Ltd, others you just want Charmbracelet.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey NYClx0rs, are you down for dinner on Thurs?? It could be really cute and adorable just like in First Wives Club. But then we'd have to eat in front of each other, and it might be inconvenient otherwise.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm with molly ringwald on this, making out it fun and awesome. like, there are always more sexy shenanigans u can get up to but sometimes just being smoochy & intimate is the best thing in the whole wide world.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

but then i am physiologically predisposed to cuddling so

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

my friend affectionately calls him self a cuddleslut

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i call him a bitch

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

haha jk, i don't know why i said that

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

HAHAHA coz it was pretty funny tbh.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh the best make-out session i ever was fueled by pot brownies, yowza yowza

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve, we can't pick a bar, how can we pick a restaurant?

I've only seen the trailer for First Wives Club, but IT WON'T BE LIKE THAT.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Who's the blonde?

More importantly, who's Elizabeth Berkley?

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

l-r: morbs, surm, steve

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

who is SJP is the real question imo

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

xp totally otm. I have actually started tapping my cheek and saying "Affection!" when I see my friends.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

u all know this is my favorite movie of all time right

i got stevie to watch it

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i can recite half the lines by heart, and i can recognize it on the tv by the music from 2 rooms away

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

we also have the score at home and play it sometimes on weekends. yup.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

o and the best part is it got a glowing review from the ny times when it came out! ha!

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I watched that farrago with my parents.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Watched it with my sister. I was an employee at the movie theater at the time.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, talk about an all-star cast: goldie, bette, diane, sarah jessica, elizabeth b, maggie smith, heather locklear and stockard channing. wahhht

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

surm, you may get better but you'll never be well. Irene Dunne and Jean Arthur are spinning in their mausoleums.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

The movie doesn't even have camp value. The jokes were better in 9 to 5, and that's saying a lot cuz that one's embarrassing too.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i hardly know what "camp" is anymore, and i hesitate to use it as a one-line descriptor for anything in an effort to lend it sense or validity. what i do know is that FWC is exceedingly well-written, acted and directed, and above all, hilarious.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah, basically, "camp," "irony" and "tongue-in-cheek" can all suck my balls

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

It'd really just rather make out and cuddle with you.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Make out this, cuddle that, I'm like calm down.

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys I have to tell you bout what is probably the gayest moment of my life that occured the other day when my friend Sally parked on a side street so I could run into the liquor store. I was laughing and running to her car w/ two plastic bags of booze in my hands and I felt just like/pretended I was Madonna running down the hall with suitcases in the "Justify My Love" video which made me laugh even harder, and it just looked absolutely ridiculous. She was like half a block away too.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i <3 u so much

plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yea you're cute

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link


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