i call him a bitch
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
haha jk, i don't know why i said that
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHAHA coz it was pretty funny tbh.
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh the best make-out session i ever was fueled by pot brownies, yowza yowza
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Steve, we can't pick a bar, how can we pick a restaurant?
I've only seen the trailer for First Wives Club, but IT WON'T BE LIKE THAT.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Articles/20071003/285.first.wives.100307.jpg
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Who's the blonde?
More importantly, who's Elizabeth Berkley?
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
l-r: morbs, surm, steve
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
who is SJP is the real question imo
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
xp totally otm. I have actually started tapping my cheek and saying "Affection!" when I see my friends.
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
u all know this is my favorite movie of all time right
i got stevie to watch it
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i can recite half the lines by heart, and i can recognize it on the tv by the music from 2 rooms away
we also have the score at home and play it sometimes on weekends. yup.
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
o and the best part is it got a glowing review from the ny times when it came out! ha!
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I watched that farrago with my parents.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Watched it with my sister. I was an employee at the movie theater at the time.
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, talk about an all-star cast: goldie, bette, diane, sarah jessica, elizabeth b, maggie smith, heather locklear and stockard channing. wahhht
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
surm, you may get better but you'll never be well. Irene Dunne and Jean Arthur are spinning in their mausoleums.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
The movie doesn't even have camp value. The jokes were better in 9 to 5, and that's saying a lot cuz that one's embarrassing too.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i hardly know what "camp" is anymore, and i hesitate to use it as a one-line descriptor for anything in an effort to lend it sense or validity. what i do know is that FWC is exceedingly well-written, acted and directed, and above all, hilarious.
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
but yeah, basically, "camp," "irony" and "tongue-in-cheek" can all suck my balls
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
It'd really just rather make out and cuddle with you.
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Make out this, cuddle that, I'm like calm down.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Guys I have to tell you bout what is probably the gayest moment of my life that occured the other day when my friend Sally parked on a side street so I could run into the liquor store. I was laughing and running to her car w/ two plastic bags of booze in my hands and I felt just like/pretended I was Madonna running down the hall with suitcases in the "Justify My Love" video which made me laugh even harder, and it just looked absolutely ridiculous. She was like half a block away too.
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i <3 u so much
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
yea you're cute
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I was sure FWC must've been perpetrated by that Nancy Meyers, but no, it was from the creator of "WKRAP in Cincinnati."
Let's force surm to see the restored Metropolis.
http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2007/12/metropolis1.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
God I want to see that. I bet he would enjoy many aspects of it.
― (Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm fond of this child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is&feature=player_embedded
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
oh elmo, hey, yeah, i will be here! let's meet up somewhere for drinks or dinner... you'll be around for High Fantasy, the best acid techno/90s pop house/faggot night in the city. at the infamous Aunt Charlies.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
holy fuck
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
jordan that almost made me cry. his voice, the presentation - the sell! and ROFFFFFFL at the girls behind him, their expressions -- that blond!
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
see i need friends like that kid.
j0rdan, just wait a couple years and he can be all yours.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah seriously, the girls are almost literally melting
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
he's too beieber in the face
i'm glad i only see my gaga friends only once every couple of weeks. i'm really fucking tired of the whole 'OMG GAGA IS SO QUEER OMG OMG' when really she's just really good at selling herself.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean she does donate money to worthwhile lgbtq youth advocacy groups, which is dope, but really, i'm over it.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
yea but there's a difference btw gaga fans that are all "omg gaga is so queer and gaga is so interesting" and gaga fans that are just like "i really like her songs"
big difference
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
he's too tender in the face.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
he's fucking hot.
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean why couldn't he have played Joanna Newsom like every other indie kid.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
lol one girl literally had her hand over her mouth at the end of the performance. and the blond kept looking over at her friend like "whaaaaa"
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
this is seriously my favorite video ever
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
the cute blond popular boy who was a year above me at Vassar just emailed on manhunt asking if i wanted to bottom for him and his boyfriend.
i knew him like 7 years ago. he like didn't realize it was me.
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
surm is super-otm about making out. (unfort. I usually have no one to make out with tho) u_u
― jagger edge (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
jagged edge was a really good movie
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't know there was a movie called Jagged Edge. I was referencing the r&b group.
― jagger edge (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
rly? yea it's with glenn close . . . it's good
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Jeff Bridges in that movie = rowr
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link