― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/01/26/john_robertson_body_150x258.jpg
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link
Beat me to it!!!!!!
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh noes Earthquake early warning system failure!http://www.peterheadfc.co.uk/images/action/0405/albion10.jpg
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Romolo Tobias (Romolo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197475_bassetts_world_cup/20_derek_johnstone.JPG
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link
Adebayo Akinfenwahttp://www.bufc.drfox.org.uk/adebayo.jpg
Some kid:http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5834/cf40scd5hi.jpg
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Mark Yardley:
Adebayo Akinfenwa
Some kid:
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link
amateurs.
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link
He seems to have avoided cameras in his really fat stage. As does my other candidate for this thread, Sebastian Rozenthal. Though to be fair, it must have been easy for him to put on weight when he was sitting on his arse doing nothing forever.
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost, cheers!)
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/a4/39/0,,10341~2832804,00.jpg
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://tudotemumprincipio.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/188693_MEDIUMSQUARE.jpg
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link
(except Nuno Valente)
― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link
http://golf.sportal.com/Images/153/MixuPaatelainen.jpg
x-post, I have no idea, but it makes me laugh so much.
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/Former_Player/mickquinn373.jpg
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― S- (sgh), Thursday, 29 June 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Can we do a fat Premiership footballers XI? Andy Reid, Neville Southall, Jan Molby, Razor Ruddock, Jan Aage Fjortoft, Frank Lampard, it'd be a cracking team.
-- Matt DC, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:58 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Put Shaun Wright-Phillips' mum in the Fatteys XI as well.
-- Matt DC, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:06 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― Matt DC, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/KevinMouse.jpg/561px-KevinMouse.jpg
― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2006/05/04/nboris04.jpg
― The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Roly Poly Paddy Kenny: http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/football_heaven/picture_galleries/norwich_blades/kenny_330.jpg
― caek, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.gatifoto.hu/english/pages/Gati_Gy_Puskas_Ocsi_W.jpg
― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, there's a whole thread for this? I thought Gazza was the obv answer.
― Laurel, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP Ronnie
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/0DE0FE0D-D2F8-4474-8839-210B477726C6/0/Leeds_PaulRobinson.jpg
I've been convinced that Robinson's been a secret fatty for years.
― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Defoe: But why is he so fat, we have to carry him off the pitch at the end of games? Ghaly: He put pies. In here.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00092/tom_huddlestone_jerm_92349a.jpg
― Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Good old Two Ton Tom. I love him so.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Tom Huddlestone has the whitest name for a black guy ever.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link
That photo = Ghaly warns Defoe to avoid embarrassing himself in the tabloids by reminding him of Leslie Grantham
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Giles Barnes? Maybe it's a Derby thing.
― The Boyler, Thursday, 14 February 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/7244228.stm
― blueski, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
"Are Spurs a big club?"
― Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Countdown to comedy posts about how Spurs can lose excess baggage ("sell Paul Robinson, lol") in 5...4...3....
― ailsa, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link
the backpage headline in the Star this morning was 'Weight Hart Lane'
― Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Hart Attack
― blueski, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Cockfasters.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
so confusing that nobody was really making "lol tottenHAM HOTPOT" jokes before alvarez was like "Yeah i made them lose a combined 50kg and we've got 50kg to go"? like, the jokes aren't funny when they've alreadyl ost a bunch of the weight.
although i find it hilarious that the hardest thing for huddlestone was cutting ketchup form his eating-chicken ritual.
― Will M., Thursday, 14 February 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8MVsY.jpg
former brazil midfielder daniel carvalho
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 June 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
he is 29 so i guess he could always play for brazil again
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 June 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7cwuK.jpg
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/08CGBzu.jpg
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5iVeHce.jpg
― r|t|c, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
when's this Puskas photo from?
― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 5 May 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
I mind being at the last game at Celtic Park before the bulldozers came in in the early 90s, and there was a kickabout between the Lisbon Lions and some version of the Man Utd 68 team. Bobby Murdoch bore more than a passing resemblance to that photo, and lasted approx 10 seconds (I don't think he even moved!) before being subbed off.
― ailsa, Sunday, 5 May 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd_RgwXPVuA
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
103kg is about as accurate as yakubu being 82kg
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link