Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

so do i, but i'm not surprised that it's being spun that way. this is supposed to be the real deal hardcore desert rehab to turn her around after flunking several other programs.

xxxpost

pops up on the new Maxim apparently, with red hair

every time her hair has been "red" the past 2 years it's been an awful magenta shade right out of a bottle. she'd need to just grow it out for a few years without fucking with it for it to ever be a 'natural' redhead again.

This is gonna be the real thing for Lindsay. I can feel it!

well she better at least learn to keep her lines private and her drivers on the job.

http://www.farku.com/m_pictures/thumbs/lindsay_lohan_08.jpg

HERO

AeRoboLohan

i luv u grl

I love the anachronistic fancyphone.

A+++++++++++

WELCOME BACK BITCH

Yes.

lol

Oh, and that pic ain't new, she's still in 'hab.

(u_u)

Lindsay @ Pumpkin Patch

PUMPKIN CULT

Oh my god it kind of looks like she is dribbling that pumpkin. You are supposed to alternate hands, Lindsay.

LOL I THOUGHT IT SAID PUMPKIN CLIT LOL

xpost she's also holding tomatoes.

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/1004/lohanl.html

fails drug test while in rehab lol

pumpkin patch comment:

god,i love when she looks happy and smiling.in photo no.6,it’s that smile and genuine realness that endears her to her fans and supporters,and brings back reminders of that redheaded beauty of years past that we all love,who is still there,just struggling,one day at a time,to get back to the light.it’s quite touching to see her getting some personal enjoyment out of something like picking pumpkins for halloween,even if it is getting the green ones before the frost does,as it is cold now in Utah,and they are probably getting all the pumpkins now before the season ending frost.whatever you do for halloween this year,miss Lohan,i wish you a safe and enjoyable time,and hope to see you on the movie set.wishing my favorite movie star,the best of health,happiness,clarity of mind,and some good news,career-wise.love you,Lindsay.love always,a huge fan and friend.peace

What, that's OTM!!!

Oh so YOU posted it.

C'mon we all know it was Surmounter.

Actually that's true.

Why is Ed Harris there? (second pumpkin pic)

Do you really have to ask?

He's directing the movie-in-the-movie (The Truwoman show II)?

I thought it was Robert Duvall, though.

As for failing a drug test in rehab, A++++ would worship again?

she's overrated.

He's like part Robert Duvall, part Ed Harris! Illegal love clone?

Oh, who isn't?

Erm, xpost.

SO NOT an xpost.

ha

she does look cute but there's some coke in that pumpkin dangit

and that's not cute how?

x17 is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has left rehab and is now staying with her father close by. That she is only required to go back now for a few out-patient settings.

An inside source has confirmed exclusively with X17 that Lindsay has left the Cirque Lodge, saying, "Lindsay has spent the last two nights outside of the Lodge. She requested a DVD player and she’s relaxed and happy. She has her cell phone. She doesn’t need to go back to the center, except for a few out-patient sessions."

Our photographer on the scene says Lindsay "has been hanging out with her father and a friend and looks like she’s enjoying her freedom."

But, on the flip side, TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is not out of rehab yet, and that her only upcoming excursion will be to go to the dentist.

There are reports online that Lindsay’s leaving rehab. Not true — at least for now.

Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah — with her father, Michael Lohan. We’re told she will be returning to L.A. soon — for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsay’s choppers get fixed, she’ll return to Cirque.

We’re told she’s made amazing progress, and sometime in the foreseeable future, she’ll leave the Lodge.

well

that would be nice

u know, to see someone sober.

and happy.

Hey! Lindsay and I can have sex now!!!

FINALLY.

SO

Brooklyn Academy of Music is having this all-night music, screenings, DJs event thing coming up on Nov. 3, and one of the main attractions is a Lohan career retrospective. FUN FUN

"career"

"ban ^^^"

and it's being sponsored by Union Beer or something, so brooklyn peeps should definitely come have some beer and watch some fun movies

i saw Georgia Rule last night, it was very bizarre. she was pretty good though! she looked good

Saw a picture of her with her dad in t' Heat.

He looks a lot like Phil Tufnel.

it's going to be really awkward/awesome when Lohan dies and we all discuss it on this thread.

:*(

it's ok, Surmounter, I'm sure a mod will change the subject line to "Hot, Ready, and Legally Pronounced Dead At 2:37AM!"