Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

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black sock puppet for white cartoonist does not approve of obama, good to know.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Saturday, 7 June 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

re: habeas corpus

http://i26.tinypic.com/j9q2b9.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Why are there six judges there? The decision was 5-4.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I was wondering if those buildings meant they traveled back in time, but yeah! Learn to count, batwing rightshit dude!

StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Nice how them there Ay-rabs look JUST LIKE the actual 9/11 hijackers, too.

Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Pretty sure this is the most depressing thread in all of ILX.

milo z, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

It gets pretty funny sometimes. Doesn't make me foam at the mouth and yell at the screen like that little green f**tballs and m*chelle m*lkin sites do.

StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.uclick.com/feature/08/06/17/gm080617.gif

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 June 2008 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.uclick.com/feature/08/06/17/gm080617.gif

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

spot the difference?

Ed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link

God damn it Ed now I'm gonna be staring at those two for hours

J0hn D., Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Whenever I see this thread title I sing it to the tune of 'Portland Bill'

Ste, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

most of these could just be replaced with the words KILL THE HUN

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Who is the HUN this week?

Ed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb_dxtra20080620.jpg

neoclassical gay marriage building lol. Also, the cartoon is right; only marriage sanctioned by a religious building can be legally binding, which is why we have polygamy in America and you can file your tax returns, take out a loan, etc as such.

kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0604bd.jpg

yes, because all TG people are at heart just Jack Lemmon.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0611ad.jpg

lol black guy has it soooo easy

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0604dd.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0604j.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0616j.jpg

Yup, that Jim Johnson story really took a hit on the campaign with most voters.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20392_thumb.gif

kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20391_thumb.gif

kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20392_thumb.gif

This one drives me crazy, because people bullied him into that bullshit and now they're ridiculing him for doing it. FUCKSTICKS

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, that was the plan.

libcrypt, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Some days I really hate humanity. I wish I hadn't looked at this thread again -- I was really starting to feel hopeful again.

Sean Carruthers, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0604j.jpg

Is there really a slave in the first panel? I can only see a dog pulling a tubgirl.

abanana, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0611ad.jpg

I thought this was something about smoking but then I read the balloon and oh wow

abanana, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is Hillary trying to break the ice? Is the boss supposed to be Obama?

abanana, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Right wingers suddenly concerned with the glass ceiling LOL A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN

Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, the GOP convention will also be full of half-delegates from FL and MI...so, um...WTFF! xxxp

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/feature/08/06/17/po080617.gif

Mike Dixn, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, Oliphant. What the fuck happened to you?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, I always thought P.O. was okay:

http://www.gumbopages.com/looka/images/oliphant20071025.png

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does Obama look like Quark?

Eppy, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Some days I really hate humanity. I wish I hadn't looked at this thread again -- I was really starting to feel hopeful again.

I dunno. Sometimes I feel like these fuckheads are the last gasp of a dying movement; the twitching and thrashing of the body is violent, the gurgling pronounced, but eventually you know they're on the way out. Many of them feel like the PatriotArt guy, only with better syndication deals.

kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

back to business:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn080617_09_cmyk.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080620RZ1AP-ANWRDrill.jpg

yay more anwr. 'coz any oil potentiality that wouldn't be ready to produce for up to 7 years and, rumor has, is already sold to china, is quite worth chucking out another wildlife preserve.

kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080619RZ1AP-HabeasCorpses.jpg

once again, just giving people trials, you're automatically assuming they'll be found completely innocent, and can go back to their dirty hovels to plan again to kill americans and sodomize american nubile, virginal daughters. Hell, anybody ever grabbed by the authorities MUST be guilty, right? why else would they have been sold for the bounty?

meanwhile....

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080609RZ1AP-MexicoDrug.jpg

so, there's drugs and corruption in mexico, then?

kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I frankly take a lot less umbrage with this shit than I used to.
David Brooks is consistently more mendacious and conniption-inducing than this stuff is anymore, and even ethan's bigots-for-dubya-in-christ forwards hardly get my hackles up. Brooks, though, seriously, that motherfucker is a threat to brains.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

True, and dude still gets put on Newshour, doesn't he?

kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^
first mildly witty Day by Day ever, credit where credit is due.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 June 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does Obama have his eyes closed in almost every one of these cartoons?

President Keyes, Friday, 20 June 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0618cd.jpg

Leaving aside the obvious bullshit of the rest of the strip, I like how it's Justice Kennedy doing the bombing. 5 justices ruled in favor, but as we know each justice has their own side and their own role, so it can't be that any of those other 4 were doing it, oh no, only Justice Kennedy.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080624.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080623.jpg

Casting about for a narrative, ANY narrative, are we?

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080621.jpg

ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080621.jpg

ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20640_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20394_thumb.gif

Wait, why would madonna's name be on the inside of her dressing room door? And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20390_thumb.gif

Wait, Fidel is still in power? and, like, is he hitler or something?

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

thumbs-up obama has remarkable lulz tenacity, still gets me every goddamn time

J0hn D., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

thumbs up WHO??

deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

nice freudian slip there, john dubya

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link


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