have you shagged ariane yet?

I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

Offer her 20$ to buy beer naked.

I REALLY have to stop playing this game.

I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.

comme Ça:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dfghjkl.jpg

he's wearing my shirt again in that pic, btw. Do shirt buddies get seconds?

lopsided nips are freaking me out

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6021/nipsgb7.jpg

Everything about this picture freaks me out...
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/photo3.jpg

I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc).

Haha, I think this might hold some water if a) any real life women went "hey how's about a kiss" within 30 seconds of meeting a guy and b) the options in the game weren't 'buy her a drink/go and slow dance/bend her over and try and fuck her in front of everyone in the room'.

I tried to bust out some tried-n-sleazy NLP traicks on her, but she's too dumb to respond to them. :(

tricks

Oh, I haven't made it up to lovers lane or whatever to look at the city yet. I guess I'll have to keep playing...dammit!

bitches be difficult amirite?

There's no option to tell her you're the richest motherfucker on ILX! 'Cause then I think her pants would literally VANISH NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

i feel privileged to be watching a classic thread in the making; one that foil-suited internet archaeologists of the year 2525 will dig up and go "WHAT THE FUCK?" at.

i tried playing it but it freaks me out waaaay too much.

You couldn't get past the steak meal either?

dude, i gave up in the fuckin' living room. brrr.

I can't keep playing this game bcz it is SO TEDIOUS to stop over.

oops I mean start over.

http://www.nypl.org/branch/features/images/freud.jpg

You know i've seen plenty of screengrabs and reviews of japanese romance sims where the aim of the game is to rape sisters of descending ages or convince schoolgirls to shit on their crying mothers but somehow this game is creepier than all of those.

Maybe it's because her face and posture imply mild downs?

amirite?

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6021/nipsgb7.jpg
http://www.jaapa.com/issues/j20050401/screen/downs0405_img_0.gif

Whatever it is I've had it. Twice.

I wonder which designer's girlfriend she resembles.

got her to show her stuff off for the camera up on makeout point. that was weird

Finally, your skills at point-and-click computer games can get you some action.

guys im about to go pickup ariane for our daet!!!

this time just have a salad

This sounds like some weird ass Sims thing (the bespoke choices etc).

Why is everyone assuming this was made by a man? According to the website, it was made by a 38 year old female from Arizona. Am I not being meta enough?

"Dude, you are not supposed to drink. You are my ride home. Now I got to call a cab. On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 5."

;_x?

let's both call a cab, go back to your place, totally forever stain your prissy-ass white couch, and see how that affects my rating.

This is an actual tack you can take in the game! But you lose when Gear walks in and posts all about it to his internet buddies.

fucking whore

No, a whore would not care how much you drank.

lol dudes i got laid

yes, but in front of the convenience store? I think that has to be the ultimate prize now.

Nutz deep in the uncanny valley to be sure

U guise where the FUCK is the Sea of Tranquility

still haven't figured this game out

yes, but in front of the convenience store? I think that has to be the ultimate prize now.

-- kenan, Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

mission accomplished

you are a god among really bored men.

I just spent the last hour trying to have sex with Ariane. Jesus Christ.

But I have finally succeeded! My only question now is what would've happened if I asked to stay the night instead of leaving afterwards. I mean, I thought I was only being polite.

Did I mention my girlfriend's been out of town since Saturday?

i recently lost my job

All my classes this semester are at night, so I've been staying up late.

Is there a mirror anywhere in the game? I want to know if our character is wearing a trucker hat.

ok so ive hooked up while 'staying the night,' in the hot tub, in front of the convenience store and in that makeout point area w/ all the nudey photos but cant figure out the threesome, getting to hang out @ the strip club w/out her leaving, or getting her to waterski naked

do you think its better if i rock that dude in the jaw at the club, or just protect ariane?

your next mission: both of these shiny, shiny ladies at the same time.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/swimduo10.jpg

They really are quite shiny, aren't they?