Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Man, what is TMZ's problem with LiLo? The attacks just keep coming, day after day after day.

yeah i'm so disappointed in TMZ

Really wish there'd be some cosmic conjunction of the press leaving her alone and her getting on top of her shit.

I used to say to our Amber (they bear a strong resemblance to each other), that she had to always be 'good' as she was way too noticeable and she'd never get away with anything.

I guess I was half right...

Dude, the first picture I saw you post of your daughters, I thought it was a picture of a young Lilo from the innocent days.

Quite.

It's funny, she's become a role-model in the "how not to do it" category..

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Lindsay Lohan: "Ready!"

Back from the depths of hell.

she looks pretty WS in the first pict; less so in #2.

her pants make me sad

dont you get it? the PANTS are the TOP

She'd still be a 'would chill', though.

i guess right before the movie awards she went fly-fishing in a river of milk

also, boobies.

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100609/lindsay9000.jpg

In the business, we know them as "tittays"

The sadly wanking over pathetic stars business

her bod is actually kind of crazy these days. no longer too skinny.

lindsay lohan's got a little elizabeth taylor in her face, a little ann margaret, and a whole lotta mess

lol!

LL's assistant quits because she couldn't deal with a sober Lohan

man her face looks fucked

Lovin' the ankle bracelet in the black swimsuit pic.

http://jezebel.com/5571979/lindsay-lohans-porn-star-movie-rough-sex-sad-sex-and-sex-with-a-dog

that is some url

please take a moment to update my biopic thread with any relevant news information on INFERNO <3

Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace in upcoming biopic

and lol that is some url

Wow. The script excerpts were stomach churning and sad. Poor Lindsey Lohan. Poor Linda Lovelace.

Linda Lovelace did have a really interesting/emotional life. I recommend watching the docu "Inside Deep Throat" for more info.

Really wish that writer/director Matthew Wilder was this dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KobNbbI2s

PS: There is a dude playing a goddamned Chapman Stick in that video.

I do not think "more info" would be agreeable. :(

The Jezebel post didn't include the part where in the 1980s LL becomes a megastar anti-porn crusader. That's the "more info" I meant. (LL = Linda Lovelace, not Lindsey Lohan, who reached the age of 4 in the 1980.)

I think you meant 4 in 1990.

Yeah that was supposed to read "age of four in the 1980s," which I guess still was too old.

No big deal, I just read that and was like, "wait what, no way is she the same age as me!".

Lohan family abuses Carvel ice cream card

I think this is the silliest celebrity controversy I have ever read.

Fascinating. That the public is stupid enough to base their buying decisions on some celeb using the product, that companies are cynical enough to exploit this by giving away this kind of freebies (only valid when the actual celeb is present), that the Lohan mom used it instead of her daughters, that she got it back from the cops, that people commenting on the story actually go "never heard of your company before but now I'm going to buy your stuff" solely based on this. Social psychologists and public relations gurus could write dissertations and howto books about this one story alone.

Replace 'cynical' with 'smart' if you think it fits better btw. Equally valid imho.

"companies are stupid enough to think that the public are stupid enough"

It's like telesales in terms of sales vs tome/effort/money expended. In this case I can believe that they've sold less ice cream than they've given away free.

Has anyone actually seen any of the other 74 celebs having a Carvel(TM) ice cream in paparazzi pictures yet?

that she got it back from the cops

This is the bit that confuses me. Don't all these free promo cards have some legalese on the back that says "this card remains property of such'n'such company and can be rescinded at any time"?

This is from the back of my library card:

This card remains property of <a certain English> County Council and must be surrendered on request. This card is not transferable.

From the back of my bank card:

This card remains property of the Bank blah blahb lblah

A photocard for bus/rail travel:

Photocards remain the property of the issuing authority. Ticket checking staff have the right to retain any photocard or ticket.

She got it back (which is what she demanded) but she's not allowed to use it (which is what she didn't specify in her request to the police). (insert Nelson haha here)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/06/27/0627-lindsay-lohan-splash-credit.jpg

Is that from tmz? I really don't get their point anymore. Under that picture, they said she went to some party that was "anti-scram". It had nothing to do with that, it's tmz totally hating the shit out of her again.
What should she do during her ankle bracelet weeks to shut them up, go to a convent and pray?

I hope this is the scram she was protesting.

what? they also said she looked great!

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