Nice how them there Ay-rabs look JUST LIKE the actual 9/11 hijackers, too.
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Cf.
http://www.homelandsecurity.org/newjournal/Articles/images/Atta_FL_license.jpg
Pretty sure this is the most depressing thread in all of ILX.
― milo z, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
It gets pretty funny sometimes. Doesn't make me foam at the mouth and yell at the screen like that little green f**tballs and m*chelle m*lkin sites do.
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.uclick.com/feature/08/06/17/gm080617.gif
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 June 2008 10:31 (sixteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
spot the difference?
― Ed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.uclick.com/feature/08/06/17/gm080617.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― ledge, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
God damn it Ed now I'm gonna be staring at those two for hours
― J0hn D., Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Whenever I see this thread title I sing it to the tune of 'Portland Bill'
― Ste, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
most of these could just be replaced with the words KILL THE HUN
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Who is the HUN this week?
― Ed, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb_dxtra20080620.jpg
neoclassical gay marriage building lol. Also, the cartoon is right; only marriage sanctioned by a religious building can be legally binding, which is why we have polygamy in America and you can file your tax returns, take out a loan, etc as such.
― kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/BOUNCE!222.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/wright0619color-.jpg
uh. kinda funny in light of today's news.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0611bd.jpg
― kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0604bd.jpg
yes, because all TG people are at heart just Jack Lemmon.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0611ad.jpg
lol black guy has it soooo easy
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0604dd.jpg
― kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0604j.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0616j.jpg
Yup, that Jim Johnson story really took a hit on the campaign with most voters.
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20392_thumb.gif
― kingfish, Thursday, 19 June 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20391_thumb.gif
This one drives me crazy, because people bullied him into that bullshit and now they're ridiculing him for doing it. FUCKSTICKS
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, that was the plan.
― libcrypt, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Some days I really hate humanity. I wish I hadn't looked at this thread again -- I was really starting to feel hopeful again.
― Sean Carruthers, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there really a slave in the first panel? I can only see a dog pulling a tubgirl.
― abanana, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought this was something about smoking but then I read the balloon and oh wow
― abanana, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Why is Hillary trying to break the ice? Is the boss supposed to be Obama?
Right wingers suddenly concerned with the glass ceiling LOL A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Um, the GOP convention will also be full of half-delegates from FL and MI...so, um...WTFF! xxxp
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/feature/08/06/17/po080617.gif
― Mike Dixn, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Damn, Oliphant. What the fuck happened to you?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, I always thought P.O. was okay:
http://www.gumbopages.com/looka/images/oliphant20071025.png
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does Obama look like Quark?
― Eppy, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I dunno. Sometimes I feel like these fuckheads are the last gasp of a dying movement; the twitching and thrashing of the body is violent, the gurgling pronounced, but eventually you know they're on the way out. Many of them feel like the PatriotArt guy, only with better syndication deals.
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
back to business:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn080617_09_cmyk.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080620RZ1AP-ANWRDrill.jpg
yay more anwr. 'coz any oil potentiality that wouldn't be ready to produce for up to 7 years and, rumor has, is already sold to china, is quite worth chucking out another wildlife preserve.
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080619RZ1AP-HabeasCorpses.jpg
once again, just giving people trials, you're automatically assuming they'll be found completely innocent, and can go back to their dirty hovels to plan again to kill americans and sodomize american nubile, virginal daughters. Hell, anybody ever grabbed by the authorities MUST be guilty, right? why else would they have been sold for the bounty?
meanwhile....
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080609RZ1AP-MexicoDrug.jpg
so, there's drugs and corruption in mexico, then?
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I frankly take a lot less umbrage with this shit than I used to. David Brooks is consistently more mendacious and conniption-inducing than this stuff is anymore, and even ethan's bigots-for-dubya-in-christ forwards hardly get my hackles up. Brooks, though, seriously, that motherfucker is a threat to brains.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
True, and dude still gets put on Newshour, doesn't he?
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080614.jpg
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20393_image.gif
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/060908.jpg
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/061908.jpg
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/062008.jpg
― kingfish, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ first mildly witty Day by Day ever, credit where credit is due.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 20 June 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does Obama have his eyes closed in almost every one of these cartoons?
― President Keyes, Friday, 20 June 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0618cd.jpg
Leaving aside the obvious bullshit of the rest of the strip, I like how it's Justice Kennedy doing the bombing. 5 justices ruled in favor, but as we know each justice has their own side and their own role, so it can't be that any of those other 4 were doing it, oh no, only Justice Kennedy.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080624.jpg
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080623.jpg
Casting about for a narrative, ANY narrative, are we?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080621.jpg
ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20640_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20394_thumb.gif
Wait, why would madonna's name be on the inside of her dressing room door? And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20640_thumb.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20390_thumb.gif
Wait, Fidel is still in power? and, like, is he hitler or something?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
thumbs-up obama has remarkable lulz tenacity, still gets me every goddamn time
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
thumbs up WHO??
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
nice freudian slip there, john dubya
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_23_08/GoreDoeurves.jpg I always knew their main diet consisted of blubber.
Algore is fat lol
http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_09_08/NowWhat.jpg If you can't stand up to this crowd, you have no business on the world stage.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha
― and what, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
if barack can't smack a hoe down hows he gonna lead the USA?????
PatriotArt, where the toons are so good they need _two_ captions.
Anyhoo, if you have a good idea, why not run with it twice, only with tiny changes?
From late Feb: http://www.patriotart.com/images/02_25_08/Baaarack150.jpg The sheep flock to nothing.
From last week: http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_16_08/PiperObama.jpg ...and they followed him to the ends of the earth.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link