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We need 18 UN members to invade Africa and 15 or so to invade Great Britain and the United States of America. How many do we have?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, invade the forums. Nah. Boring.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I liked the Electricland flag more when I thought it said "FEEELCH")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

i could organise that

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay, I think I'm gonna play this game by dismissing all the issues. My country has a public health system to rival most, eat my fuc UN.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

So you are trying to create Germany, obv.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

that just means your millitary is underfunded. don't think i've given up on my ambitions of conquering ilxoria.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

that just means your millitary is underfunded.

My point exactly.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What! My economy has imploded yet I have 2nd best health care? Are my people all Ginseng farmers?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have 2 million more people than yesterday and my economy has gone to shit. Something must be done!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

May I recommend euthynasia or however you spell that?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Paging Dr. Kevorkian!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I threw out the ban car motion, hopefully, tomorrow I will have an automobile industry. I think my new motto will be "today your love, tomorrow the world"

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have third best healthcare and nude people roaming the streets.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Boy, you'll be in trouble when winter comes.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mine's stupid.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Take it to the self-depreciation thread!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

The hell? Bunraku's population grew by 1 million overnight.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, euthanasia is legal, public nudity is compulsory, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Disylpaninurvia's national animal is the crested otter and its currency is the king monkey.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I just voted in child gambling too! I'm aiming for utopia here and you beat me, fucker.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

You can move to my country if you want. Let Bitchcakes rule itself... you deserve a break... come to lovely Disylpaninurvia!

*Brought to you by the Disylpaninurvia Department of Tourism.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Coulsonia has the biggest trout fishing sector in Ilxoria!!!!! Fuck you all, we be fishing!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 22 May 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am the sole corrupt dictatorship in ilxoria but still have excellent civil rights. more than what you pussy democratic nations got goin for you.

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're a pretty terrible dictator then.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

The period of gestation in Lunapalooza must be about a minute and a half because there are a million more people everytime I turn around. Maybe I should vote for those cameras... if nothing else, I bet I could make some headway in the porn industry.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Regional Control
If your region is currently afflicted with unwelcome visitors, you'll be happy to hear that you can now do something about it. Each UN Delegate (and, from now on, the person who creates a region) can access a page called "Regional Control," which allows you to eject nations from your region. You can also password-protect regions, to effectively make them invitation-only.
How do I manage my region?

The person who created a region is known as its "Founder," and can access a page called "Regional Control." This allows him or her to set the World Factbook Entry, password-protect the region (to make it invitation-only), and eject troublemakers. Regional Control is also available to UN Delegates, although the Founder can disable this.

And I ask myself just who had the power -
Bitchcakes? Oed? or just the gun tower?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn, ILXOR ate my < b > tags up.

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to eject all of you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

You should use your power to force everyone to grow ginseng... lots of ginseng... fields of ginseng... a tremendous amount of ginseng... OR ELSE

― Forktonguedadvisormute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ginseng monocultures are quite fashionable this season.. and I know a lovely trout-and-ginseng soup recipe...

― Forktonguedadvisormute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

we be fishing!

Ice Cube's hot single in the year 2020

I bet I could make some headway in the porn industry.

*Beavis and Butthead laughter* 'She said head'

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I knew it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

You can move to my country if you want. Let Bitchcakes rule itself... you deserve a break... come to lovely Disylpaninurvia!

Bunraku's population grew by another 1 million...are Bitchcakians emigrating from there to enjoy the icemoth population, or do they just want to get into cheese exporting?

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck ALL of you. My nation's (Ranch Lobster) political freedoms are officially EXCESSIVE. I claim the ownership of a nation state in the grip of ANARCHY (yet military service is COMPULSORY!)

Heinlein must have come in his pants at least 20 times by now.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

How on earth did you get biker gangs?

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lucky fucking bastard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm Amvreeland.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have many naked nazis running around.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I never clicked on this thread before. I didn't realise there was a game involved. I am the Republic of Clicketyclackia for some reason.

Do I just have to wait to be accepted into the UN or do you lot have to vote me in?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait to be accepted. Then I'll endorse you. I'll endorse anyone.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

endorse meeee

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK I just changed Clicketyclackia to a Dominion cause there seemed little else to do apart from await the outcome of my euthanasia fence-sitting.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, it isn't a blazing-paced game.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damn, didn't I?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, this game needs to be picked up a bit. It should be way more like civilization, with barbarian hordes and shit.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's a big discussion on the messageboards about how to deal with killer wolves!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to be able to cause destruction!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Become a wolf!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

No good, I need it on a grander scale.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

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