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Grateful Dead == LIT w/ chambord replacing coke, pretty good

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BlowJob cocktail!

You can't go wrong with a BLOWJOB COCKtail. I mean ffs that's a winner!

I gotta make me that LITs.

What about Singapore Sling?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

You also typed TAIL, Nathalie. Well done.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I never realized how sexy the word cocktail was.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Tail? Oh shit, yeah, I did.

Hard Sex on the Babysitters Bathroom Floor

WOHA. I only want straight edge babysitters from now on!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, I love shots that you drink without using your hands

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna ask Fugazi to babysit on Ophelia and then I'll just stand outside and HOPE they plat some music for her!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i could come up with better vulgar drink names. in fact, i think i will...

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Nathalie you already have rum and lime, so you can use those for a delicious mojito! Rum + pounded-upon mint + sugar or simple syrup + club soda/soda water/other bubbly water-type liquid + lime juice. I will be joining you in cocktail consumption shortly! Cheers!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ahh fuck. . .mojitos!! fantastic.

but really, do people keep fresh mint around regularly?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I have some growing out of control in my plot, but I'm sure in a pinch you could leave it out and it would still be limey and lovely.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Quincie, honey, we had some a couple of nights ago! Mojitos ROCK. A friend also made some but poured too much syrup in it. Too sugary but damn it still yummy.

Some of these names are just horrendous! Rotten pussy? I mean, for fucks sake. What about Donkey Semen? Urgh. Adult Pepsi? Which is just basically pepsi and wodka. The hell with that. I might go and get some Cointreau tomorrow.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah we bought some fresh mint especially for them mojitos.

I also bought a COCKTAIL BOOK.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Honestly a well-made margarita may be my all-time favorite cocktail. See also: champagne cocktail. Also fresh-squeezed lemonade with bourbon and some mint if it is handy. I like stuff with a good sweet/tart taste.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex in Disabled Toilets!?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

How come most of the dirty named cocktails are girly drinks?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because pervy bartenders like to hear drunk chicks say 'dirty pussy'?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Cock Sucking Cowboy

Naked man + olive oil + oats + horses = ...well, something.

Ooooh boooy GIDDY UP.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

possibly cutest thread revive (esp given subject) ever

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Tomorrow morning: "shhhh, don't type so loud, my head hurts..."

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not just pervy bartenders, Sam.

I like a version of a pink pussycat, and adore wearing my most artless expression and asking barmaidens for a 'pink pussy'. Dig deep enough and I'm about 12.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Stan, what about BABY CRIES? hehehe Oh shit, oops.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

See, now...the bummer thing about this is I won't be having my first drank until say, oh, 9pm Pacific or so. Which means all East Coast folk will be in the bag already.

So, at 2, when I have become drunkenned, who shall post with me? The Australian iloxxxorrs?

― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

And me!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, word? Done. Let us reconvene at 2am, Pacific. For then, we shall be qualified to post on this here board.

― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a keg in our bathtub!

hahahahaaaaaaa

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I have just opened a bottle of Prosecco! Me loves the tickley wickley bubbles!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you been drunk for over two years?!?

― Ricky Willmsenman (gatinhathree), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Damnit. Where I get football earlier on Sundays, East Coast gets the drunkeness earlier on Fridays. Crap.

― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I am slightly. Anyone wanna talk in the few hours before I have to sleep?

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

so so so very very very tempted to get drunk tonight. must. resist.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

boo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 9 September 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

So, at 2, when I have become drunkenned, who shall post with me? The Australian iloxxxorrs?

that'd be me. we west-coasters need to stick together (as much as possible, being drunk in a few hours).

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, I think I overdid the sambuca tonight.....just spent 3/4 of an hour imitating Calista Flockhart in the bathroom. I think I need some sleep right now, bye peeps........ x

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

turned down numerous party invites to get smashed in apt. with two good friends and play video games all night. punctuated with trip to 7-11, where EVERYONE was drunk and cashier dude had wicked coke finger and I laughed until I couldn't breathe. I initally typed "until I couldn't drink." mmmmmm sleepy now.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I love Nathalie.

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The plan was for mojitos tonight but the good place was closed. Instead, Long Islands and gin and tonics. Oh dear. Must sleep now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 9 September 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ooo, the mojito craze hasn't left the west coast yet! I figured since it's in Georgia now, it would've left the bay area long ago...

I just tried to get drunk on straight Absolut Mandrin vodka and failed.

― emilys. (emilys.), Sunday, 10 September 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

so so so so drunk. bday party hoooray. omg sleep.

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 10 September 2006 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I drunked so mooch yesterday.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 September 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I got smizzood on Friday. Beer, followed by a glass or two of wine, back to beer, then someone showed up with a few bottles of cheap champers, then back to beer, then, upon the end of the beer...to the good bourbon. Fuck, Saturday morning was a little rough.

― GoodGodHolyShitBagofDemons (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i am working on this fucking keg, and so far i've had 3 beers and already feel drunk, which is stupid. maybe it's all still left in my system from friday?

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

SAKE!!! And listening to "Montage" (Left Banke offshoot). Then to sleeeep.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanted to get smashed yesterday but ended up being so miserable with myself i just went to bed. it's not even midday yet and i feel like getting sozzled.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 11 September 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I can say that a Rhum Fizz or whatever it's called is not as great as a Mojito but did get me slightly inebriated.

Is it pathetic to only keep the weekends reserved for (slight) drunkeness? Probably.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 11 September 2006 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guyz! totally wasted!

also, vic/sleep is wasted too!

sleep: lets talk tabout it at drunks tomroorwww
sleep: brcnh
tehresa: lolz

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 17 September 2006 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yo, sarah's bday party tonight was pretty awesome.

i sang "since u been gone" at live band karaoke.

n/a sang "punk rock girl" by dead milkmen.

eazy sang "night moves" by bob seger.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 17 September 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the kelly clarkson version?

i know freda payne's band of gold and also tonight at the bar there was som esong /w lyrics about 'since you been gone' but i had no clue what it was

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 17 September 2006 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

Some people are drunk, and some aren't.

― The More You Live The Faster You Will Die (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 4 October 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

shocking bump

― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 5 October 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

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