Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0618cd.jpg

Leaving aside the obvious bullshit of the rest of the strip, I like how it's Justice Kennedy doing the bombing. 5 justices ruled in favor, but as we know each justice has their own side and their own role, so it can't be that any of those other 4 were doing it, oh no, only Justice Kennedy.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080624.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080623.jpg

Casting about for a narrative, ANY narrative, are we?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080621.jpg

ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080621.jpg

ha HA, a book! imagine that! oh these kids today with their transistor radios and the "My Space" and rock and roll!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20640_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20394_thumb.gif

Wait, why would madonna's name be on the inside of her dressing room door? And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20640_thumb.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20390_thumb.gif

Wait, Fidel is still in power? and, like, is he hitler or something?

thumbs-up obama has remarkable lulz tenacity, still gets me every goddamn time

thumbs up WHO??

nice freudian slip there, john dubya

http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_23_08/GoreDoeurves.jpg
I always knew their main diet consisted of blubber.

Algore is fat lol

http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_09_08/NowWhat.jpg
If you can't stand up to this crowd, you have no business on the world stage.

hahahaha

if barack can't smack a hoe down hows he gonna lead the USA?????

PatriotArt, where the toons are so good they need _two_ captions.

Anyhoo, if you have a good idea, why not run with it twice, only with tiny changes?

From late Feb:
http://www.patriotart.com/images/02_25_08/Baaarack150.jpg
The sheep flock to nothing.

From last week:
http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_16_08/PiperObama.jpg
...and they followed him to the ends of the earth.

oops, that should be:

http://www.patriotart.com/images/02_25_08/Baaarack1.jpg

Make your own Polyphonic Spree jokes, i guess.

Pelosi caricature = Pelosi real life

And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

she became a jew

They draw Obama with scrunched up eyes cuz they're secretly scared of givin' him big ol' negro googly eyes, methinks.
That Oliphant one is VERY sad, not even a quarter step away from the Onion.

she became a jew

Yeah, I was thinking that. WTF leads someone to start adding such semetic facial features, if you will, to pop targets that one dislikes?

psychosis

I dunno exactly what's goin' on with Little Boy Obama, but it is most definitely some serious Freudian WTF-ery. Especially with Michelle.

Jesus.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080630RZ1AP-Obama.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080701RZ1AP-Unity.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080625RZ1AP-ObamaFinance.jpg

Somehow his caricature is grotesque enough to now involved Dubya's ears.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20907_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/20643_thumb.gif

Never trust the thoughts of your own elbow:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080630.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080624.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080625.jpg

http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_29_08/MarxProgeny.jpg

"Your vote in November means more now than ever."

continue my children... continue

"Big ears isn't racist, right?"

continue my children... continue

deserving of memehood

also, still funny:

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

Who's the Livingston the guy in the 4th of July cartoon is thanking? And while I'm at it, is "Sherman" William Tecumseh Sherman?

seriously wanting some osama-thumbs-up.jpg stickers.

continue my children... continue

deserving of memehood

Nigh deserving of its own thread

continue my children... continue

major lols

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

"Those smelly hippies won't be getting their dirty hands on my flag!"

thank god those are the only amendments to the constitution.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz071808dAPR.jpg

Apparently our toonist here saw one too many eps of "Spitting Image"

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz070908dAPR.jpg

And of course, wasn't the entire point, repeated over and over by these jackholes, that we would leave when asked to?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz071708dAPR.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B5BBFB5CB-8847-4F11-8F06-8D1468D4CC35%7D.gif

hmm, wot an interesting three statues to pick.

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BCD94CCD1-23C0-465D-9E82-6DB8619C652F%7D.gif

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BC44B2C8D-4767-413E-A4CA-50A4336C74F1%7D.gif

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B26E04677-F30D-4CF4-B0E1-0F67B919FD6E%7D.gif

time for re-runs:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/21468_image.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/21467_image.gif

Interesting representation of the Oil Biz.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080729.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B24A0C402-FC5C-4A02-832C-209815EE86AF%7D.gif

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*Fox News

Can anyone explain the Two Americas one? I don't recall Edwards trying to get attention in a washroom.

When the Republicans are involved in some sort of scandal, the librul media is all over them, like Larry Craig in an airport bathroom. When the Enquirer reports on Democrat Party member John Edwards, the media is silent.

Thus, lol.

With the exception of Fox News, who have independently verified many of the Enquirer’s claims (that Edwards was in the Beverly Hilton room and that when the reporters jumped him as he was leaving he took refuge in a men's lavatory), none of the major news organisations has touched the story. What is more surprising is that even the political blogosphere, which would normally be all over such a tale, has shied away.

straight scandals = teh boring
gay scandals, featuring ridiculously closeted vocal anti-gay politicians = teh better

So he was being chased by reporters and took refuge in a restroom stall, yet reporters the media were not all over him?

Also, that's a really poor rendition of Larry Craig.

bizarre to see these cartoons defending the new yorker

You know, the press is still a free press, in the sense that it's ruled by the almighty capitalistic dollar. The press has no agenda other than to make fat fucking wads of green cash dollars, the same fat fucking wads of green cash dollars that Republicons seem to enjoy so much.

bizarre to see these cartoons defending the new yorker

They, um, don't get it.

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/17/brent1.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/30/brent2.jpg

what the hell. what schizophrenic's notebook did those come out of?