Chicago: More Bars in More Places

Evan, I want to know if I passed the bar.

why won't those assholes tell you if you passed the bar.

They are punishing me for throwing my pink paper in the trash instead of sleeping with it under my pillow and making out with it every night.

jenny do you remember your number

https://www.ibaby.org/testresults.php

xp oh is the number maybe on that pink paper

ahahahaha! ilu Jenny, I here by make you an official lawyer.

i can't decide if i want to get drunk/make bad decisions tonight, or be a good kid.

hereby even. you pass the bar, according to me!

clearly you want to get drunk/make bad decisions.

that applies to both of you!

i mean, last night i went to the clipper to see if they had my sweatshirt and ended up talking to a middle-aged woman from the neighborhood for about three beers.

i can't decide if i want to get drunk/make bad decisions tonight, or be a good kid.

-- river wolf, Friday, October 5, 2007 7:19 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i vote bad decisions

her son had a kid with a ghetto-ass bitch and she's not really all that happy about it

YA that's the number on the pink paper.

Getting drunk and making bad decisions = C

see, that middle-aged woman sounds lovely!

We have to take all three cats to the vet tomorrow morning so my bad decisions are going to have to be limited to ones that will still allow me to be in bed by ten or eleven.

LOL @ lovely middle aged woman

Like... I could eat this year + old Lean Cuisine for dinner that I am pretty sure I have thawed and re-frozen at least twice.

she was pretty awesome, actually.

she remembered me from bingo night and we had a conversation about how her boys are tough and driving her crazy, but boys will be boys, right?

olivia. i kissed her on the cheek when i left. seemed like the right thing to do.

Music Box, 9:40, ladies? Or Nina Nastasia, 11 p.m., Schubas?

aw, you are adorable, Evan.

JUST LADIES ARE INVITED

EZ's ladies night!

I would totally go out but for these dumb dumb cats.

Where's Jesse?

collating

I am supposed to go to a gallery opening, but I am thinking of blowing it off to watch Friday Night Lights. shut up.

Bring your cats in a duffel bag. We can go drink vino on some church steps.

http://www.impawards.com/1980/posters/foxes_ver1.jpg

I would blow off a gallery opening to watch paint dry.

Er...
http://www.musicman.com/00pic/8190.jpg

I know, right? it's a favor to a friend.

GALLERY OPENINGS HAVE FREE WINE AND DELICIOUS SNAX

ALSO: ART CHICKS!

i think i'm gonna shave my head

it is at 1418 W Division, if you want to partake of wine and art chix, dude!

$LADY got fired and today was her last day of work and she is on a bender

what do do

xp oh hey that is not far

NB - we are not dating, i am her rebound man, no judgin'

I like gallery openings, especially fine art ones, because I have absolutely nothing at stake or any ulterior motive, so I can be chill and friendly and eating free nuts and talk to the nervous hobnobbers.

yo should i go? i have to catch a bus @ midnight but i'm looking for something to do until

I am sort of convincing myself to go. I can watch friday night lights on the internets later, I suppose.

It's not like I don't like art. Or free food and booze. I just don't like galleries.

i don't like lawyers

Except Night Gallery. That I like.

other than you and my sis, i guess

Nobody likes lawyers!

I had an interview with the guv's office today as part of my hiring BS so I stopped on the way home last night and got a brow wax from a totally random place and now my left eyebrow is noticeably thinner than my right so that it looks like I'm cocking my eyebrow all the time.

I hate that, Jenny! I need to get my eyebrows done like a motherfucker.

lol ladies

tho actually i need to shave like whoah now that i think about it

I have a lady that I like a lot who is really careful and totally into eyebrows and it takes like 20 minutes for her to finish because she will pluck a hair, stand back and look at my face for a minute, come in, pluck another hair... but she was unavailable for an emergency last minute brow wax and so now I just look like really inquisitive. Hopefully that worked in my favor today.

I keep seeing those waxing parlors (there's one on Halsted just north of Wellington and one on Lincoln just north of Fullerton) that have logos that look like sculpted triangles.

That's probably bush related.

http://www.trimwax.com/images/masthead.jpg

This is one of them.

The other one (logo not online) is The Waxing Room, "Home of the Manzillian".