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And how'd she get Barbra Steisand's nose?

she became a jew

abanana, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 03:04 (sixteen years ago) link

They draw Obama with scrunched up eyes cuz they're secretly scared of givin' him big ol' negro googly eyes, methinks.
That Oliphant one is VERY sad, not even a quarter step away from the Onion.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

she became a jew

Yeah, I was thinking that. WTF leads someone to start adding such semetic facial features, if you will, to pop targets that one dislikes?

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 06:08 (sixteen years ago) link

psychosis

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 06:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I dunno exactly what's goin' on with Little Boy Obama, but it is most definitely some serious Freudian WTF-ery. Especially with Michelle.

Jesus.

en i see kay, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.patriotart.com/images/06_29_08/MarxProgeny.jpg

"Your vote in November means more now than ever."

kingfish, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

continue my children... continue

max, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"Big ears isn't racist, right?"

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

continue my children... continue

deserving of memehood

J0hn D., Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

also, still funny:

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

J0hn D., Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Who's the Livingston the guy in the 4th of July cartoon is thanking? And while I'm at it, is "Sherman" William Tecumseh Sherman?

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously wanting some osama-thumbs-up.jpg stickers.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

continue my children... continue

deserving of memehood

Nigh deserving of its own thread

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

continue my children... continue

major lols

webber, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

"Those smelly hippies won't be getting their dirty hands on my flag!"

Neil S, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 10:56 (sixteen years ago) link

thank god those are the only amendments to the constitution.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz071808dAPR.jpg

Apparently our toonist here saw one too many eps of "Spitting Image"

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz070908dAPR.jpg

And of course, wasn't the entire point, repeated over and over by these jackholes, that we would leave when asked to?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz071708dAPR.jpg

kingfish, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link

*Fox News

bnw, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Can anyone explain the Two Americas one? I don't recall Edwards trying to get attention in a washroom.

abanana, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

When the Republicans are involved in some sort of scandal, the librul media is all over them, like Larry Craig in an airport bathroom. When the Enquirer reports on Democrat Party member John Edwards, the media is silent.

Thus, lol.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

With the exception of Fox News, who have independently verified many of the Enquirer’s claims (that Edwards was in the Beverly Hilton room and that when the reporters jumped him as he was leaving he took refuge in a men's lavatory), none of the major news organisations has touched the story. What is more surprising is that even the political blogosphere, which would normally be all over such a tale, has shied away.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

straight scandals = teh boring
gay scandals, featuring ridiculously closeted vocal anti-gay politicians = teh better

kingfish, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

So he was being chased by reporters and took refuge in a restroom stall, yet reporters the media were not all over him?

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, that's a really poor rendition of Larry Craig.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

bizarre to see these cartoons defending the new yorker

max, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, the press is still a free press, in the sense that it's ruled by the almighty capitalistic dollar. The press has no agenda other than to make fat fucking wads of green cash dollars, the same fat fucking wads of green cash dollars that Republicons seem to enjoy so much.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

bizarre to see these cartoons defending the new yorker

They, um, don't get it.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

what the hell. what schizophrenic's notebook did those come out of?

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 31 July 2008 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

http://www.towleroad.com/2008/07/ok-county-commi.html

Stevie D, Thursday, 31 July 2008 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"PEDAPHILE" vs. "PEDIFILE" poll plz

Actually that whole cartoon needs a poll for the most batshit insane thing in it. I really, really hope that dude's campaign slogan is "HEY SATAN, NOT WITH BRENT AROUND YOU WON'T." I would get that on a t-shirt.

Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 31 July 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

probably been said but one of these guys (sig looks like 'ramirez'?) is a pretty fucking awesome draughtsman.

thomp, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ok possibly obvious question: what's the metaphorical value of barack on the phone to the terrorists*? given that, presumably, neither the creators nor the audience think BO is actually on any self-respecting mujahedin's buddy list ...

* in the same way that we understand that george w. bush is not really an asterisk with a legionnaire's helmet. or a nazi.

thomp, Thursday, 31 July 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

given that, presumably, neither the creators nor the audience think BO is actually on any self-respecting mujahedin's buddy list

I think this is wrong. I think the creators, or at least enough of the audience, do believe this.

I spent a few days while in Italy talking to an American who was 100% sure that Obama was a Muslim. He wasn't totally sure Obama was in bed with Muslim terrorism (he was still trying to work that out), but was sure that in a fight between the United States and the Islam, Obama would obviously back teh Islam. No joke.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080731G-ObamaEnerg.jpg

so, um, we shouldn't inflate our tires?

kingfish, Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

oh and we haven't seen the Rev Jackson lately, but there's this one from a coupla weeks ago

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/jesse_jackson-.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 31 July 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

kinky

en i see kay, Thursday, 31 July 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i37.tinypic.com/25ktt3a.jpg

holy shit. did this get posted before and i somehow missed it?

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 3 August 2008 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow even by the low, low standards of these people this is... words can't really sum it up.

Neil S, Sunday, 3 August 2008 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

bizarre to see these cartoons defending the new yorker

On basic principle, I'm totally with them. The New Yorker cartoon was funny, and everyone's being hysterical. (I bought that issue for the cover. I'm seriously thinking of framing it for the bathroom.) I also kind of agree with the second amendment one, where there's a pop gun, and the liberal stand-in is acting like it's the end of the world. ON THE OTHER FUCKING HAND! The extent to which any of these asshats will defend the New Yorker is the same extent to which they will defend the right to shoot in cold blood someone who is on your property after dark. Which is to say, those kind of rights stop at the end of their noses, and your nose be damned. Also, the liberal strawman in that gun law cartoon (strawmen belong in cartoons, I'm not saying they don't) is some kind of bizarre stereotype of a homosexual San Diegoan beachcomber circa 1977. In a pink shirt, in case the faggot factor was not already turned up loudly enough for ya.

kenan, Sunday, 3 August 2008 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i34.tinypic.com/2f0f637.jpg

EXACTLY

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

jesus christ

ledge, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link


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