Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

"companies are stupid enough to think that the public are stupid enough"

It's like telesales in terms of sales vs tome/effort/money expended. In this case I can believe that they've sold less ice cream than they've given away free.

Has anyone actually seen any of the other 74 celebs having a Carvel(TM) ice cream in paparazzi pictures yet?

that she got it back from the cops

This is the bit that confuses me. Don't all these free promo cards have some legalese on the back that says "this card remains property of such'n'such company and can be rescinded at any time"?

This is from the back of my library card:

This card remains property of <a certain English> County Council and must be surrendered on request. This card is not transferable.

From the back of my bank card:

This card remains property of the Bank blah blahb lblah

A photocard for bus/rail travel:

Photocards remain the property of the issuing authority. Ticket checking staff have the right to retain any photocard or ticket.

She got it back (which is what she demanded) but she's not allowed to use it (which is what she didn't specify in her request to the police). (insert Nelson haha here)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/06/27/0627-lindsay-lohan-splash-credit.jpg

Is that from tmz? I really don't get their point anymore. Under that picture, they said she went to some party that was "anti-scram". It had nothing to do with that, it's tmz totally hating the shit out of her again.
What should she do during her ankle bracelet weeks to shut them up, go to a convent and pray?

I hope this is the scram she was protesting.

what? they also said she looked great!

xp

i actually feel like tmz is good about giving celebs some credit as compared with most of the other sites who just shit on everyone

still mystified by StanM's ability to read TMZ every day AND be so surprised and disappointed in their less than scrupulous approach to celebrity journalism

idk it's like when weekly world news said that bat boy was fighting al quaeda...that's when i knew they were full of it.

Yes, because how could he have driven a mini cooper the week previous?

:-) xxpost

Don't read it that often, only when I'm on the toilet for longer than usual and ILX is less exciting than usual. (cell phone browser)

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl192064_009.jpg

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Face Punch!

LOS ANGELES -- Actress Lindsay Lohan says she got an unwanted 24th birthday present from a Los Angeles waitress -- a punch in the face!

ugh

love the obligatory "oh btw she's a cokehead if u didn't know" paragraphs at the end

n e ways

The club worker, Jasmine Waltz, has now spoken out to deny the allegations - branding Lohan a "train wreck".

She tells Access Hollywood, "All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her. But I'd like too."

"too" (sic - it's from an email)

http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/b188838_parting_shot_waitress_who_allegedly.html

So, today is when she gets her death penalty or something? I'm not really following what's going on, tbh.

lol sure you aren't

^_^

she is at court now

Actress Lindsay Lohan sobs as judge orders her to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions.

Watching her beg her lawyer to ask for no scram bracelet for the next two weeks before she surrenders for jail was so crazy.

im sure her sentence will be commuted once she serves 90 seconds in jail. full prisons ya know.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l55teuiKlh1qzpwi0o1_500.png

otm

or, more like hot, ready and ILLEGAL amirite

i knew my FREE LINDSAY t-shirt would have its day again - a sound investment, that

Woah - where TMZ gonna go now for their material?

the videos of this are crazy

Watching her beg her lawyer to ask for no scram bracelet for the next two weeks before she surrenders for jail was so crazy.

Not really the best move she could have made.

I probably shouldn't feel sorry for her but I do.

can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?

idk it's like when weekly world news said that bat boy was fighting al quaeda...that's when i knew they were full of it.

― LB (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:41 (1 week ago)

overlooked lolz

LiLo's secret message to everyone:
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/07/lindsayzoom.jpg

she's amazing

i know right?

everything abt that photo

is that real??!! if so then <3 u more than eva LL

Jail? Shouldn't she be in a place where there's no drugs instead?

Wait, I've got it! Alcohol too, right? Send her to a Columbian brewery!

thats definitely real, unless a getty photo editor is REALLY good with photoshop and has a vendetta

not to uh be that guy but feel free to send this to all ur friends

http://gawker.com/5581010/did-lindsay-lohan-write-fck-u-on-her-fingernail-for-her-probation-hearing

"can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?"

sure, but i bet the random drug tests would turn out pos right?

i really feel pity for her. but then fuck it, she had the golden ticket and rolled it up smoking weed with it. it's gone now.

I don't feel sorry for her at all. Choices have consequences; if you don't want to deal with the consequences, don't make the choice. Besides, perhaps now she's hit rock bottom and will make some positive steps towards reclaiming her life and her career.

Paris Hilton was IMMENSELY more tolerable after she went to jail. I hope the same thing happens to Linsday.

lohan >>>>>>> hilton, for any number of reasons, not least of which is not coming from privilege or even a partic. nice family, but also taking into account classic FU attitude and intelligence tbh.