Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

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one on the left has serious parent issues

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

guy on right is built 4 cuddles and wild things 2

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I would start by tying his arms with his tie so that he doesn't get to that Bible.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i would tie his arms back anyway

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, tbh I'd probably leave them both alone. These two look nicer:

http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/exclusive_detail/200812/Mormon-Calendar-Pair-x390.jpg

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

(Given they're in that calendar, I guess I know why.)

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

has this thread become abt rating the hotttness of jehovahs witnesses. bc orig guy on right is still winning.

plax (ico), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

^^

the 1 on the left in the 2nd pic looks like u a little bit E

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

He looks like Eric after prolonged exposure to Leo McCarey films.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the 1 on the left in the 2nd pic looks like u a little bit E

Not helping me deflate my ballooning rep as a pink narcissus, here. :)

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

guy on right in first Mish pic looks a bit like Henry Rollins. Has anyone posted here about Henry & Glenn Forever?

sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Um...well, I dropped by the thread and pictures went from a 'couple of people' thing to an 'everyone' thing, so apologies for the belated photo, etc.

http://i45.tinypic.com/24q4dol.jpg

WDYLL attempting to both be shirtless, have a head, and make sure your brand-new haphazard impromptu cut-offs are in the picture with you, while simultaneously realizing 'it HAS been a month since I've been to the gym. Well, fuck.' The mohawk grew in WAY too quickly, given that I only had my hair cut three weeks ago (and the sides grew faster than anything else, so there's no proof it existed), but it should be returning within the week and I'll make sure to take pictures this time.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

And yeah, original guy on the right is still winning the attractive Witnesses competition but guy on the right 2.0 is in the running. poor dudes on the left.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

they're blonder and seem to be filled with a vague sense of malaise. their compatriots are just more at ease.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

dont stand on the left imo

plax (ico), Friday, 25 June 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

they're not Jehovah's witnesses - they're Mormon missionaries!!!

sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Will hotness ever cease?

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 25 June 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, good! I thought so, but people kept on saying Jehovah's Witnesses.

Mormon "Elders" in their mid-20s are my favourite people ever. Frequently attractive, frequently gay-ish, easily flustered. I have a game that I play with them on the subway when they approach me, where I basically engage in friendly conversation with them about religion and Judaism and whatever, making it entirely clear that I'm not interesting in converting and also trying to determine how long I can hold off making a pass at them.

It's kind of like a "you try to convert me, and I'll try to convert you," thing. As of today, neither of us have ever won, but one of these days, I will.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

(And in my case, I'm not trying to convert them to Judaism, but rather to sex. With me. Just to clarify.)

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Alex - you know you can get them to visit you at your home, right?

sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

HAHAHA. That is amazing. But, too much effort, I think.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

ok - i'm gonna go back to lurking now - but wanted to post this first:

http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Neely_HG4ever_cover_web-1.jpg

sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

nah, all you have to do is order the book of mormon from the hotline they show in the LDS tv commercials! and then the mormons have your address, forever. xpost

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Just realized that the computer flipped my picture. Um...don't understand why/how, but my shoulder ends up looking disconcertingly bent.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

TS: You vs. Mirror-Image You.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 June 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Alex weren't you saying you don't go out on dates? Wtf is wrong w/ Montreal.

Guy on right 2 = Guy on right 1 (they have the exact same face, basically) >>> left 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> left 1

I want to thank my psychiatrist (billy), Friday, 25 June 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't go out on dates either, but it HAS been 20 years since I went to the gym.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 June 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

24 for me.

grin and ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ it (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy shit alex I think you've broken my gaylx top 5 ws

cynthia batter blaster (Stevie D), Saturday, 26 June 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh my god another one of those god-awufl Sassy Gay Friend videos came out and I'm being bombarded with it and I'm completely not understanding how people find this funny/acceptable

cynthia batter blaster (Stevie D), Saturday, 26 June 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

We don't seem to have had any music in a while so may I suggest this for dancing in all your forms of clothedness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfZzIoAjK8

cynthia batter blaster (Stevie D), Saturday, 26 June 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

haha. oh the irony. you guys are too sweet. spent the night at a friend's house party filled with tons of fags and spent most of the evening talking to a handful of awesome lesbians, while the guys paraded their ridiculous hipster clothing and were generally catty at each other.

most interesting/intelligent guy there was a friend's new fling. :\

Wtf is wrong w/ Montreal

the real question is closer to 'wtf is wrong w/ you' and i'm working on puzzling that one out sometime in the next 60 years or so.

Alex in Montreal, Saturday, 26 June 2010 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Night one of TC Pride not exactly unsuccessful in the sense I hung out with good friends. One of them, though, tried to hook me up with one of the guys he noticed me eyeing and that was not a success, but I appreciated the effort.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll be at Metrop for a bit after midnight, yo

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

lol so apparently i am going to the 90s tonight for my sister's b-day

flapjackin (gbx), Saturday, 26 June 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, I'm so not going there. :) (Actually taking a night off from Pride to hang out with my old high school friends in town.)

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm eating sushi and going to karaoke. Straight karaoke.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

straightaoke

jed_, Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno if the sushi's straight.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

gay fish?

suge ♞ (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

As it turns out, the '90s was about the only gay bar I didn't hit up tonight, gbx.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Some nice man I liked talked to me n' stuff! Very unusual.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't end up going! went to bed early instead.

flapjackin (gbx), Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome Morbs!

I want to thank my psychiatrist (billy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

get it gurl!

not doing anything particularly proud today (unless baking a cake for a friend's bday counts)

a vaguely goofy lesbian (donna rouge), Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

how did I get a semi-painful sunburn at the ballgame when our seats were in the shade? I was in the sun maybe 20 minutes. Damn Irish forebears.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Ugh, my skin's now fuchsia for real.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

no longer salmon pink?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

No longer fit to receive light.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't had a chance to hang out with this guy again :/

suge ♞ (The Reverend), Monday, 28 June 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link


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