Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

I don't go out on dates either, but it HAS been 20 years since I went to the gym.

24 for me.

Holy shit alex I think you've broken my gaylx top 5 ws

Oh my god another one of those god-awufl Sassy Gay Friend videos came out and I'm being bombarded with it and I'm completely not understanding how people find this funny/acceptable

We don't seem to have had any music in a while so may I suggest this for dancing in all your forms of clothedness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfZzIoAjK8

haha. oh the irony. you guys are too sweet. spent the night at a friend's house party filled with tons of fags and spent most of the evening talking to a handful of awesome lesbians, while the guys paraded their ridiculous hipster clothing and were generally catty at each other.

most interesting/intelligent guy there was a friend's new fling. :\

Wtf is wrong w/ Montreal

the real question is closer to 'wtf is wrong w/ you' and i'm working on puzzling that one out sometime in the next 60 years or so.

Night one of TC Pride not exactly unsuccessful in the sense I hung out with good friends. One of them, though, tried to hook me up with one of the guys he noticed me eyeing and that was not a success, but I appreciated the effort.

I'll be at Metrop for a bit after midnight, yo

lol so apparently i am going to the 90s tonight for my sister's b-day

Haha, I'm so not going there. :) (Actually taking a night off from Pride to hang out with my old high school friends in town.)

I'm eating sushi and going to karaoke. Straight karaoke.

straightaoke

dunno if the sushi's straight.

gay fish?

As it turns out, the '90s was about the only gay bar I didn't hit up tonight, gbx.

Some nice man I liked talked to me n' stuff! Very unusual.

I didn't end up going! went to bed early instead.

Awesome Morbs!

get it gurl!

not doing anything particularly proud today (unless baking a cake for a friend's bday counts)

how did I get a semi-painful sunburn at the ballgame when our seats were in the shade? I was in the sun maybe 20 minutes. Damn Irish forebears.

Ugh, my skin's now fuchsia for real.

no longer salmon pink?

No longer fit to receive light.

Haven't had a chance to hang out with this guy again :/

dr, baking a cake in this weather surely qualifies as some sort of pride-worthy masochism

btw i saw these two wholesome young men on saturday and thought of you all:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/78b1d016.jpg

Does the left-right matrix still hold here? My vote: no.

the smaller of the two was definitely cuter in the face. fwiw i nearly ran to catch up with these two on the sidewalk in order to snap pics.

elmo have you seen this? trust me, it's worth the long load time...

http://eu.wrangler.com/bluebell/#/collection

btw that link is for anyone who wants to take tony ward's clothes off.

woah, okay -- I'll have to set aside some private time to view that link. when i'm not at work. thanks jed!

Tony Ward was just about the only redeeming value of BUTT's awful "Straight Issue"

Went to PrideFest yesterday (invited by a straight friend!) — It was fun but also slightly boring. I felt like there was a vibe of negativity in the air that would be difficult to articulate.

As for good news, I've gone on two dates with a cute boy and I think I really like him. :D

Yeah, the vibe of negativity at those parades definitely hangs in the air anytime a greased-up, pot-bellied bear wearing saggy whities dips it low to the pavement. Of course, in that case maybe some of them are thinking of the children.

So for the first time in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE I "hooked up" with a guy at a bar; it was my friend Tony's DJ night at this trendy spot in Philly. This dude gave me his number, and all my friends are giving me the advice of play it cool and don't text him all eager right this second but wait til tomorrow evening and be all "oh hey are you going to this Lighting Bolt show you said you might go to", etc, like all demure. He is unbelievably adorable; I don't want to blow this but I am already way overthinking it.

Yes, it's best not to think! Play it cool.

the vibe of negativity at those parades definitely hangs in the air anytime a greased-up, pot-bellied bear wearing saggy whities dips it low to the pavement.

I SAID, I didn't go this year!

hey eric, i was wondering how you are facebook friends w/ d4niel b4rnum-sw3tt? i have been chatting w/ him on tumblr (skeetshoot) and your face popped up when i located him on fb. do you know dude irl?

i saw two mormons the other day (always in pairs, those guys) in south wburg but neither one was esp cute :/

Guys, I'd like to discuss this review with you.

omg that sounds awesome.

think you're right about the first graf al -- dumb. p3rp3tu4 lol

the third one is, too! since when has "the self-destructive impulse to indulge in anonymous, sometimes Internet-facilitated sex" been "specific to modern gay life"?

well, I've only been a modern gay so I don't know who else has been indulging.

I was hoping you were posting Armond's praise for Grown Ups.

long joke, but A+ punchline

Bits of that review are so awful it makes me wanna take off my shirt.

I suppose "gay discos" are more outrageous to a white straight man than Ghostface records.

what's outrageous to me is that ppl like the Scissor Sisters

Elmo, actually I don't know him very well at all. I think it goes back to Livejournal days, when we hung out in the same movie groups. I'm sure if I were the type to pare down FB friends, he'd probably be on the chopping block pretty early.

that scissor sisters review. what. how many ignorant clichés and assumptions about gay culture can you cram into one review.

wtf would m-perp know about gay culture anyway