Strange Tales of Hassidic Jews

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Not much of a story but Alix and I got lost in the Hassidic quarter of Williamsburg, walking down Bedford Avenue in the pouring rain (after I foolishly insisted on getting a cab from Manhattan on account of subway ph3ar). Stopped a guy passing by with his family (possibly after mass) to ask for directions but thought it a bit odd that he didn't know how to get to the nearest subway stop from where we were (prob about 20 mins walk away). Very gentle voice but dead strait-laced at the same time, as if confused (or bemused) by our presence (maybe because I was dressed a little like a W'burg hipster who knows). Oh my the fun we had (actually, we did when we eventually got to where we were headed). It did spook me out a little though how we were the only Gentiles walking round there for what seemed like at least 20 blocks, partly because I didn't expect it and because I don't think there's quite the equivalent in London's Jewish quarters (just not as many Hassidic here I guess).

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Hassidic Jews are not an ethinic minority. I'm a Jew myself.

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Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it was because we were both drenched in rain water and obviously lost Englishers. And I was staring at his hat.

Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I've gotten lost in that area of W'sburg before. It's easy to get lost because of the way the numbered streets work (north and south being separate). In fact, I got lost on the way to a gig on a Friday night and was afraid to ask for directions, because I'm so obviously Jewish-looking and driving on the Sabbath.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Hurting -- yes, but there are transliterations, just like e.g. Chinese -> English. Most people are accustomed to English spellings these days.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"'It only took six seconds for the WTC to fall; how long until our community falls?' "

god willing, it'll fall even quicker.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

One day in June, I walked down Bedford and south of the Williamsburg bridge. There were dozens of little orthodox kids shooting bows and arrows!

Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone else care to comment on B&H?

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't help but feel like the Hassidm in NYC proper are a little more interesting/cultured/worldly than elsewhere though.

I would hope so, but I talked to a kid in Milwaukee who had just gotten back from studying in Manhattan for a couple of years and when I started talking about my NYC experiences, it sounded like he hadn't really been outside of the yeshiva (or perhaps he just couldn't admit to it in front of his parents).

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

god willing, it'll fall even quicker.

wtf does that mean

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I interpret it as "I HATE JEWS"

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

My parents live in a largely Jewish area of London. but still very little Hassids. There are some though, they have a special little van.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

duh shakey hates jews

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what else is new, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

There are some though, they have a special little van.

a "shul bus" maybe?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I am a Jew, but I can't say I'm super-fond of the Hassidic community. Not that I mind its existence, really, but I just hope it doesn't continue to grow and missionize more non-hassidic Jews.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

it means I don't have any time or sympathy for communities specializing in xenophobic, sexist, anti-intellectual, fundamentalist, reactionary bullshit.

(ps. I AM JEWISH)

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

SELF_HATING JEW!

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

(I kid because I love... matzoh ball soup)

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

At it's worst, it can be a kind of fundamentalism. Otherwise, I guess it's a bit like the Amish -- just a community of people who choose to isolate themselves somewhat and lead a radically differnet lifestyle, and I'm not against that in itself.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Does anyone remember Ian's (IIRC_ story about the Orthodox/Hassid (not clear on distinction, sorry) who wouldn't shake hands?

Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

while we're making fun of folkways, I pick the phrase "hall of residence"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Aren't most Jews scared/distrustful of Hassidim?

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i live in hasid central!! yeshiva across the street, three synagogues on my block, SUVs everywhere... meshuggas!!

Hahah Slocki do you live in my street! :) I have: a Rabbincal college 3 doors up in my street, several synagogues, and various Jewish schools about. I love it, I really do. I especially love Fridays when I walk to the shops and there are Hasid (or maybe Lubavicht) guys on the footpath with a card table with teffilim on them, handing them out. Whats that about, I'm curious! I mean I know what they are, but why do they stand around handing them out like christians do pamphlets?

Its interesting because unlike xianity where they always try and convert anyone, I suppose you cant do that in Jewish faith, so I wonder what the "sales pitch" is all about.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Orthodox = broad term for the most observant third of the Jewish spectrum

Hassidic = more specific term referring to the folk that wear black coats, black hats, long curly sideburns, fringed clothing etc.

For example, there's such a thing as "modern orthodox" -- people who might wear Yarmulkahs, not drive on sabbath, keep strictly kosher, but don't necessarily live as isolated from the rest of the world, wear modern clothing.

It's tricky though, and the lines get blurred all the time. Some of the girls at my gf's office wear fashionable clothing, but just don't show much skin, for example.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Lubavitches have vans in London too.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I've had so many negative experiences with various ultra-orthodox Jewish sects (Hasids etc.), and combined with their usual political and social stances (not to mention their reprehensible contributions to Israeli politics, ie we'll assassinate the prime minister for his peace initiatives, but we won't serve in the military) - well, they just really piss me off. I know that no religion is free from reactionaries and fundamentalist nutjobs, but the ones from my own community feel like a personal burden, an embarassment.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i can usually hear them singing rather loudly on holidays, saturday nights etc...

and trayce, what they're trying to do (most likely) is get non-observant jews to follow the laws.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

internal proselytizing, so to speak

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Jews can't try to convert non-Jews, but Hassidim do try to convert other less religious Jews. They believe it's their mission. This is part of the reason many Jews mistrust Hassidim.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

The Amish don't know 50 cent lyrics

carbon (carbon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"I wonder what the "sales pitch" is all about."

the "sales pitch" is convincing people like me (ie, less crazy Jews) that I'm betraying my cultural traditions by shaking hands with unmarried women, etc. Seriously, the proseletyzing is so horribly sanctimonious and condescending, its part of why I have such a visceral negative reaction.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

In a sense, I think Jews have much more of a reason to be at odds with Hassidic Jews than non-Jews do.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I imagine it's not that different from the way a lot of moderate Muslims feel about fundamentalist preachers (except maybe on a lesser scale, since Hassidim haven't done that much damage yet.)

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

This is part of the reason many Jews mistrust Hassidim.

Right, that's what I was getting at. My mum pointed to some Hassidim when I was a kid and said "They don't consider us real jews, to them we're no better than if we went to church". !!!

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hassidic Jews are not an ethinic minority.

OK, a religious minority.

I'm a Jew myself.

you're not a Hasidic Jew. I suppose it would be like a Catholic discussing the strange ways of Presbyterians.

ah whatever. I think this thread is more "strange religous groups and their strange ways" rather than "HURRR HURRR HURRR".

Otherwise, I guess it's a bit like the Amish -- just a community of people who choose to isolate themselves somewhat and lead a radically differnet lifestyle, and I'm not against that in itself.

they're interesting, though, in that they don't go off and live in isolated rural communities but actively live in Babylon cheek by jowl with the infidel.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Hurting/Slocki - that totally makes sense, and yeah I can see why you'd be pissed off by it.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought that it was only the lubavichers who "proselytize" among other jews. so other hasidim also do this?!?

anyway, i've been approached several times by lubavichers -- maybe i look jewish?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Shakey, that's the base of my dislike for Hassidim. It hasn't been street-corner preaching, but thinly veiled condescension when I've been forced to go over to their houses for dinner or whatever with my mom.

I will say, however, that I never feel as cool and street as when I'm dealing with Hassidic Jews, so I'm sure there's a good deal of condescension on my part as well.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

it's mostly lubavitchers, it specifically fits in with their messianic mandate.

anyway, i'm not really pissed off about, live and let live, they pretty much never talk to me so i have no reason to be upset, and i could care less if they think i'm a "real jew" or not.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

they're interesting, though, in that they don't go off and live in isolated rural communities but actively live in Babylon cheek by jowl with the infidel.

an article about kiryas joel, NY

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Strict Hassidics don't believe in foreplay and believe procreation shall be achieved fully clothed without skin touching... through a hole cut in the sheet between the male and female.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, it's a lot of fun. You MUST try it.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd lend you my sheet but...well, you know.

I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I don't practice at ALL, and I'm sure the specific Hassids I run into see me as some sort of odd disgrace since they know my mother.

A pro of the Hassidic community: it is good for my mom, who suffers from severe bipolar disorder and they are obligated to take care of her, basically. I think the incredibly strict structure is good for her as well, as irritating as I find it.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

the immediate Jewish community of my hometown is served by the local Reform temple (the only temple for miles), they had a great rabbi while I was going up, getting bar mitzvah'd, etc. The Hassids moved in sometime when I was a teen and started trying to "poach" families from the congregation - the Hasidic rabbi proceeded to regularly monitor the local hospitals for any Jewish patients, so that he would be immediately on-hand to minister to them. Of course, this was deeply insulting to OUR rabbi, and put him in a super-awkward situation since what would happen would be a family in crisis would call him and tell him to come to the hospital, and he would arrive to find the Hassidic rabbi already there, trying to convert the entire family.

Hasids came to my house twice as a teenager. One time my mom answered the door and they recoiled in shock when she almost touched them welcoming them into our house, saying they couldn't touch her because she was "unclean". My mom was livid.

The Hassids also rallied heavily against any municipal Christmas displays, insisting that Jewish symbols be given equal time. This amounted to a gaudy, completely unnecessary giant electrical menorah going up on the main street in town. I assume it was modeled on the giant electrical menorah that the Hassidic Rabbi had attached to the top of his station wagon. All this did was exacerbate tensions between the Jewish and Christian communities, and the Jewish and Hassidic communities (most of the Reform congregation are not big on ostentatious public displays of either Judaism OR Christianity).

this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Strict Hassidics don't believe in foreplay and believe procreation shall be achieved fully clothed without skin touching... through a hole cut in the sheet between the male and female.

I guess you didn't see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where this custom was reviewed.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

plus the ultra-right-wing political nonsense that comes out of these communities is almost as insulting as the smarmy, self-righteous religious proselytizing.

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Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I wear things like long skirts just because I like them, so Ive been mistaken for jewish more than once in my local area.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

shakey the hasids in your community MAY not be exactly like the millions of other hasids in the world you know!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean maybe they just have a really obnoxious and aggressive rabbi! like i said, i live in a HEAVILY hasidic community and barring a couple of minor flare-ups, nothing like that has ever gone down.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

mustve had a brisk instead of a proper briss. it would bug anyone out.

AaronK (AaronK), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

lots of people are rude in public laurel, i don't get what conclusions you think we should draw from one hasidic rude guy

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 9 October 2005 05:08 (eighteen years ago) link

love the brisk/briss thing. isn't brisk a lithuanien stream of Orthodoxy, mithnagdik, opponents of hassidim! I think that it is how they refer to the Soloveitchik family! A sbriskers

a briss in brisk...

Jordan LeMonde, Sunday, 9 October 2005 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, slocki, sorry I wasn't clearer -- this isn't the first time I've witnessed a weird kind of oblivious rudeness from Hasidic men. For whatever reason I don't get the same vibe from women, but the men always seem determined not to notice or acknowledge anyone and the train thing was only the most recent and prominent example.

And I have some half-remembered thing in a far corner of my brain suggesting that it's a gender thing, that if Hasidic men see a woman improperly attired or otherwise err, what's the equivalent of treyf for social conduct? not-frum? anyway, that they'll ignore a woman because to appear to notice or otherwise be drawn into something not-frum would be contrary to the law. I know women don't have the same responsibilities in worship/observance that men do, don't know if that has anything to do with public social behavior.

I'm not asking you or anyone to draw any conclusions, per se, just wondering if there's a known basis for the weirdness.

Laurel, Sunday, 9 October 2005 06:35 (eighteen years ago) link

just came across this site. i have a friend who had an israeli hasidic boyfriend in israel! how's that for a lead...

merrisa jacoby, Sunday, 9 October 2005 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry i left out the main point. It was a guy friend of mine whose boyfriend was a chassidc Israeli.
TALK ABOUT GAY SHLUFFEN!

merrisa_ jacoby, Sunday, 9 October 2005 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

argh

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 October 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I live in the same neigbourhood as s1ocki, although a little further to the northwest, where the population is predominantly comprised of Hasidic/Satmar/Lubavichs. My friend Charlotte works at the Hasidic bakery Cheskies, there's like some terribly joke there - a 'harlot serving hasidim. yuk yuk.

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Sunday, 9 October 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

One of my regular customer had a son and daughter-in-law in Montreal, I should have taken the address to see if it was near you guys.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 9 October 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I know that there's a large population in the Cote St. Luc neighbourhood, too. I live in Outremont.

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Sunday, 9 October 2005 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Outremont sounds really familiar.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 9 October 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

hasidic noize dudes?!?

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/21/2176/1024/hasidic.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 October 2005 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my goodness, Sukkot is coming up! Everyone's getting the hut ready!

Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

A week from today, I think.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Listen you imbeciles! Im a Hasid. You are so shockingly ignorant it hurts my brain. Grow up. You're scaring me! If you dont understand something try to learn. Im mmore than happy to answer any questions you might legitametly have!

Nosson, Monday, 17 October 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

You could maybe try reading the thread more closely, and understand that a) some people are taking the piss out of those of you reacting so strongly, b) some of us here genuinely know bugger all about the jewish culture, and may actually be honest and genuine in their questions. I mean ffs.

Can someone deindex this thread before it gets ugly?

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

please do not deindex it.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Heh.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh I know!

Anyway. To underline my previous point - until I moved to melbourne, I cant say I had ever met or seen an orthodox Jewish person such as a Hasid... I had no idea of any of the sub-faiths until only a few years ago. Want to call me ignorant? Please don't. I merely grew up in a city that honest to goodness has probbaly a .001% Jewish population. It is something I never knew much about til I moved to a very Hasidic neighbourhood in another city. And I find it really interesting, actually.

I'm not religious though, so of course I dont agree with any of it in that sense. But eh.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 October 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone seen the new Heeb with Sarah Silverman posing with a holey sheet?

scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I heart Sarah Silverman so much.

giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread wins the award for "Most Unexpected Google-bait on ILE, 2005".

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG, best idea for sex fantasy ever!!!

http://www.heebmagazine.com/images/magazine/issue9.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, I just noticed Thomas being Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Jew

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 17 October 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I used to live in that part of Montreal (edge of Outremont/Mile End).

re Cheskies (omg black-and-white cookies and poppyseed croissants1)
My friend Kyla used to work there (maybe Charlotte replaced her - who knows?). Not Jewish. Although there were varying degrees of weirdness from the clientele, she had only the warmest things to say about Mr Cheskie. Among the Hasids I've been exposed to, I find it very interest the extreme variance of attitudes toward gentiles and non-frum Jews. Normal people are weird, rude, kind, etc., but among the ultraorthodox community there's (what appears to me as) exaggerated versions of these behaviours. Ultraambivalent is much more striking than just-plain-ambivalent, ditto for generosity and rudeness and awkwardness. So I notice(d) it a lot.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Monday, 17 October 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

My hassidic landlord hasn't turned on the heat yet. Fucker.

Recently, one of our neighbors said that he didn't want to rent to 2 black dudes even though they passed a credit check, etc.

Williamsburger Noise Explosion (ex machina), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:21 (eighteen years ago) link

re: sarah silverman

i knew it was true!

AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 17 October 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont think any of you, or atleast many of you would be half so quick to lable an entire group were they not Jews.
If you had a black landlord you wouldnt make the same insinuations. Perhaps you should examine your concious. I know that I personally have nothing at all against people of any race or religon and I try my best to polite and corteous to eveyone. Derekh eretz is an essential part of torah. That means manners by the way. Those who dont practice it are guilty of a sin just like one who has stolen. Please dont judge my religoin or my fellow Chassidim based on a few bad experiences. The majority of Chassidim I know are wonderful and caring people. The meshugganas are the ones who tend to stand out.

JoyonNarrowBridge, Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.pollodelmar.com/gigs/hotelutah/MBP7.jpg

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If you had a black landlord you wouldnt make the same insinuations.

but shvartzers make LOUSY landlords!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I dont think any of you, or atleast many of you would be half so quick to lable an entire group were they not Jews.

hahahahahahahaha

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Today I got approached by one of those Chabad sukkot guys. I was kind of rushing to class and really not trying to be a dick or anything, but he was persistent, and I kept saying, "Sorry, I'm running late," and the guy goes, "But don't you want to just hold it? Just hold it!"

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link


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