Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

idk it's like when weekly world news said that bat boy was fighting al quaeda...that's when i knew they were full of it.

Yes, because how could he have driven a mini cooper the week previous?

:-) xxpost

Don't read it that often, only when I'm on the toilet for longer than usual and ILX is less exciting than usual. (cell phone browser)

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Face Punch!

LOS ANGELES -- Actress Lindsay Lohan says she got an unwanted 24th birthday present from a Los Angeles waitress -- a punch in the face!

ugh

love the obligatory "oh btw she's a cokehead if u didn't know" paragraphs at the end

n e ways

The club worker, Jasmine Waltz, has now spoken out to deny the allegations - branding Lohan a "train wreck".

She tells Access Hollywood, "All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional. I didn't hit her. But I'd like too."

"too" (sic - it's from an email)

http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/b188838_parting_shot_waitress_who_allegedly.html

So, today is when she gets her death penalty or something? I'm not really following what's going on, tbh.

lol sure you aren't

^_^

she is at court now

Actress Lindsay Lohan sobs as judge orders her to serve 90 days in jail for missing alcohol counseling sessions.

Watching her beg her lawyer to ask for no scram bracelet for the next two weeks before she surrenders for jail was so crazy.

im sure her sentence will be commuted once she serves 90 seconds in jail. full prisons ya know.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l55teuiKlh1qzpwi0o1_500.png

otm

or, more like hot, ready and ILLEGAL amirite

i knew my FREE LINDSAY t-shirt would have its day again - a sound investment, that

Woah - where TMZ gonna go now for their material?

the videos of this are crazy

Watching her beg her lawyer to ask for no scram bracelet for the next two weeks before she surrenders for jail was so crazy.

Not really the best move she could have made.

I probably shouldn't feel sorry for her but I do.

can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?

idk it's like when weekly world news said that bat boy was fighting al quaeda...that's when i knew they were full of it.

― LB (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:41 (1 week ago)

overlooked lolz

LiLo's secret message to everyone:
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/07/lindsayzoom.jpg

she's amazing

i know right?

everything abt that photo

is that real??!! if so then <3 u more than eva LL

Jail? Shouldn't she be in a place where there's no drugs instead?

Wait, I've got it! Alcohol too, right? Send her to a Columbian brewery!

thats definitely real, unless a getty photo editor is REALLY good with photoshop and has a vendetta

not to uh be that guy but feel free to send this to all ur friends

http://gawker.com/5581010/did-lindsay-lohan-write-fck-u-on-her-fingernail-for-her-probation-hearing

"can u smoke pot on the scram bracelet?"

sure, but i bet the random drug tests would turn out pos right?

i really feel pity for her. but then fuck it, she had the golden ticket and rolled it up smoking weed with it. it's gone now.

I don't feel sorry for her at all. Choices have consequences; if you don't want to deal with the consequences, don't make the choice. Besides, perhaps now she's hit rock bottom and will make some positive steps towards reclaiming her life and her career.

Paris Hilton was IMMENSELY more tolerable after she went to jail. I hope the same thing happens to Linsday.

lohan >>>>>>> hilton, for any number of reasons, not least of which is not coming from privilege or even a partic. nice family, but also taking into account classic FU attitude and intelligence tbh.

totally hotter too

and readier and more legal

paris has been immensely more BORING since she came out of jail more like :(

More tolerable maybe, but mainly because the media/press ignored her and even mocked her. And like Lex said, she's fucking boring now.

Of course I do jest when I say I feel sorry for her. But then she is/was so young. Who wouldn't be lured by drugs, drinking, fastliving and whatnot? (Probably me, but then I am way too boring.) Thing is, she'll never get back on top. Who did it before her? Drew Barrymore, yes, but most don't recover from this.

oh yes that famous lohan intelligence

um I wanted someone to burn Paris Hilton at the stake for years for being an empty-headed racist bitch, so that comment was not meant to imply that Paris is somehow more appealing than Lindsay

something that is undeniable is that Paris currently has her shit together and Lindsay does not and my point can be boiled down as follows: if a loathesome hosebeast like Paris Hilton can be rehabilitated into acting like an actual human being, Lindsay Lohan certainly can

But then she is/was so young. Who wouldn't be lured by drugs, drinking, fastliving and whatnot?

all things within excess imo, most young people do this anyway?

oh yes that famous lohan intelligence

& xp to dan, i suppose

relative to hilton, yeah sure, why not?

Thing is, she'll never get back on top

you think so? every time i see a story like this i think about putting money on lohan winning an oscar within 10 years. even now i sense a residual sympathy for her, people really wanting her to get her shit together. the narrative is more "she's squandering her talent" than "she never had any talent".

I feel sorry for LL to the extent that I feel sorry for anyone who wasn't raised very well and then runs face-first into laws and societal mores in young adulthood. Some people learn from it, some don't, none of them should get free passes or "oh that Lindsey, she's really keepin' it real," but the parent(s) deserve their own special punch in the face as much as the kids.

lol at the idea of LL having displayed any intelligence. When did this happen?

afaict she's picked exactly one good script her whole career and has never made a wise life choice with anything more significant than a lunch order, and appears to be barely literate whenever posting anything on the internet. Paris is still impenetrable enough as a public figure that there's at least a shadow of a doubt that she might be kind of smart.

i still wonder what lindsay thinks the word "adequate" actually means