I had an interview with the guv's office today as part of my hiring BS so I stopped on the way home last night and got a brow wax from a totally random place and now my left eyebrow is noticeably thinner than my right so that it looks like I'm cocking my eyebrow all the time.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I hate that, Jenny! I need to get my eyebrows done like a motherfucker.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link
lol ladies
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link
tho actually i need to shave like whoah now that i think about it
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I have a lady that I like a lot who is really careful and totally into eyebrows and it takes like 20 minutes for her to finish because she will pluck a hair, stand back and look at my face for a minute, come in, pluck another hair... but she was unavailable for an emergency last minute brow wax and so now I just look like really inquisitive. Hopefully that worked in my favor today.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I keep seeing those waxing parlors (there's one on Halsted just north of Wellington and one on Lincoln just north of Fullerton) that have logos that look like sculpted triangles.
― Eazy, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
That's probably bush related.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.trimwax.com/images/masthead.jpg
This is one of them.
― Eazy, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
The other one (logo not online) is The Waxing Room, "Home of the Manzillian".
― Eazy, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Manzil...
Oh my lord.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Alright.
I'm going to put on a BRA (or at least a jacket) and go to JEWEL and get something for DINNER and then see if there isn't a HORROR MOVIE on the TELEVISION and then I will PRETEND that I never went to LAW SCHOOL.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
guys that trim logo is blatantly a vagina. like, with clitoris and other bits.
ok, for starters: TRIM. <-------- uh
xp i am not thinking about the manzillian
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
From Yelp reviews:
I recently had my very first waxing done at the Waxing Room. This was a new experience for me and I was a little nervous. Call it the "Manzillian", call it the "sack & crack" or whatever else - I opted to go bare.
She (the waxer) explained the whole procedure, gave me a couple of options and left me to get ready. I undressed from the waist down, climb up on the tabbed table, and covered with a wash cloth (not sure why, that came off immediately). When she returned we got down to business.
I have to admit that I was equally concerned with the pain of ripping hair off my boys as I was about laying there so exposed and open. I thought "what if it moves"? After all, we're working with a pretty sensative area that responds to touch. And it did. And soon I was lying there with a full erection. But, nothing I could do so we just went with it. She had me do most of the holding and pulling to make the skin tight but it was still a hands on experience.
Just as I thought we were just about finished and the boys were smooth, I was asked to turn over and get on my hands and knees. WHAT? Why? It was explained that were were now going around back. Oh god. We've done the sack. Now time for the crack.
That part didn't hurt as much but was probably even more embarrassing. But she was very professional and she made everything smooth (no pun) and easy and looking good. What a difference it made.
― Eazy, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, "trim" not a particularly subtle name.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
ok do i go to this gallery thing or what
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
god i'm fucking bored
ben is sick, max is a baseball fan, and i'm sort of lazy
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
rw, can i interest you in a beverage at tuman's perhaps?
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link
considering most of my books are probably going to be sold for as much as the records i've sold, myopic gives a MUCH better return. i'm still pretty goddamn sad to have sold some books though.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
hay if u guys meet closer to 6 crnrs i might meet up w you for a beer
― deej, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I am off. have a good night everyone!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
6 corners or the crotch? 6 corners is cicero, irving park and milwaukee.
i'm walking to tuman's in 5 minutes so i'll be there in 10.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link
oops i got drunk? and am listening to reigning sound?
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
*sigh*
i don't think i want to go all the way down to tuman's
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link
"all the way"
rw, i'm heading to the bar now, corner of chicago and leavitt.
WHERE TO
* SHOT REPAIR FOR CAR TIRE * LAUNDROMAT WIF INTERNETS * GIRLFRIEND LOL
there's a 75% chance a reasonably attractive and unattached woman will be joining me. several ilxors have met her (at least the ones at my birthday thursday and laurel). come on out, i owe you a beam anyway.
xpost- ok, your loss.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link
You guys I keep forgetting that I can watch movies on demand on netflix.com right on the computer!! I was bummed cos I didn't have anything I wanted to see tonight...I should be at jw's birthday drinx but I'm tired and the bar is chi-chi and I am poor. Oh guilt.
― Laurel, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i meant crotch. but i have to catch a midnight bus, i think tumans is tufar for me to go
― deej, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
800N 2200W, not that far. leaving now, stopping for cigarettes, this is an open invitation to anyone reading this.
later gators.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
alright maybe i will come down
i haven't had dinner: does tuman's have food?
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link
tumans has good food
― deej, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link
o rly?
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
We just watched the movie version of the Tracey Letts play "Bug" and it is GOOD and CREEPY. Not like in a horror movie way, just more like in a disturbing way. Recommended.
― n/a, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:08 (sixteen years ago) link
no, nick, we are talking about loser friday nights.
wait.
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of want to come out but we ate homemade pizza and are watching movies.
― n/a, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
LOSER FRIDAY NIGHTS
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
are you going to tuman's?
― n/a, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
and why do I still remember how to play operation ivy songs on the guitar?
― n/a, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link
1) looks that way 2) because you are..........old?
― river wolf, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
SNAPZ
harsh
― n/a, Saturday, 6 October 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't get "Umbrella" out of my head guys. for like 48 hours now.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Seymour M. Harsh
― Eazy, Saturday, 6 October 2007 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not like I don't like art.
Riiiiight. We'll discuss this via email.
― Jesse, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh hai. I passed the bar.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
AWESOME.
― JuliaA, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I KNOW, RIGHT????
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoa! GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Jesse, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG CONGRATULATIONS JENNY WE SHOULD ALL GET DRUNK IMMEDIATELY IN CELEBRATION!!!!
YAAAAAAAY!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 6 October 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay! I'm going to drink some coffee first, but then? Then I will drink beer.
― Jenny, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link