Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

it's a pretty antiquated sentiment cuz you're as likely to get dismembered by someone you meet online (probably less imo if it's a gay specific site like manhunt) as someone you meet and go home with from a bar

My friends have encouraged me to do it on a couple of occasions. Not that the opportunity has ever come up....

You're probably more likely to get dismembered by someone you know within 10 miles of your own home.

can u imag. one time i got scared and the guy startd to get all trippy cuz he was doing drugs, and he started to pick a fight with me. he was like "hey man, i rly don't think this is a good idea cuz you're just like - ::tweaky face:: tryin' to mess me with, yaknow, and i really don't appreciate it"

and when i looked into his eyes, i could see that he was gone - that any semblance of intelligence just kind of left the building

so i just played along with him and i said "i know, i know. you're right. i wasn't thinking" and i let him kick me out. yup.

fucker.

You're probably more likely to get dismembered by someone you know within 10 miles of your own home.

well, if only!

a few things about me:
1- i got fired from the job i hated because i don't contain the 'right image' they wanted to project to their terrible, bourgeois berkeley numbfuck customers. bitter mostly because of the reasoning, not because i liked the job. the job sucked.

2- i am totally smitten with my man. we've been at it for two and a half months! we even had a three-way last week.

3- everyone should try having sex in a hot-tub. it is amazing.

4- HI YOU GAYS ARE AWESOME.

a few things about this thread:
1- re: 'not gay enough' conversation: for years and years i felt this way, then when i tried to make myself more gay, i realized how stupid even the less mainstream stuff can be, and started avoiding things altogether. i TOTALLY berated my ex n1ck (from t33ngirl fantasy) for being so into the circuit when he was last here, and he didn't get it— some people are just into being around the same cast of queens all the time, i think. i, on the other hand, like being around a rotating cast of queens, punks, artists, whatever. i guess that what i'm saying is that it really doesn't fucking matter whether you act 'gay enough' or like 'gay things.' while it might be harder to make gay friends, why the hell would you want some prissy hollister-bedecked fag as yr friend in the first place? he might suck good dick but he doesn't have much up there. all of you are intelligent gay creatures. don't waste your time thinking about whether you're gay enough.

2- i didn't attend any PRIDE festivities this year, a repeat of last year. EXCELLENT.

3- that Scissor Sisters review: the album is really quite good, and while it is a lot gayer than past albums, M4tt frames that aspect in a pejorative fashion, which is fucking dumb and he shld be slapped.

hi t3ddy it is so nice to hear that your love affair is raging strong and long!

so wait you rly think the hollister fags suck good?

at the hollister store here they have the men standing outside in bathing suits, it's so nice

they're very tan. and smooth

i've noticed that! it's, um, an attention-getter, for sure

nice running into you last night, surm :)

yes it sure was!

I do not know this Hollister thing.

I went looking for the guy from last Sat @ Metrop last night -- not knowing that the G train was split in two, or that it would stand still in the tunnel for 20 minutes -- but he is NOT there every night, it seems. :p

have a delish summer with your image, tabes!

OK, office "closes" at 3, just waiting for my supervisor to leave.

No, I do think Alfred's got my number w.r.t the "not gay enough" question. I'm just drunk enough right now to admit it.

i have recently changed my headline on manhunt to "#1 chick when i step out on the scene"

just fyi

Eric, how'd you get drunk so early? Got that party started?

Half day at work and an off-site long lunch with some morning co-workers. Downside is I've slept off a good portion of a gorgeous afternoon.

Me and dude are having problems getting together due to opposite schedules, but we have tentative plans for queer cumbia night tomorrow. I am excited.

Huzzah! Also "queer cumbia night" sounds like the most wonderful thing ever. Where do I get one?

Happy birthday, dear E!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFLCGPXS1gs&feature=PlayList&p=62509EE88D688910&playnext_from=PL&index=0&playnext=1

Happy birthday, E. Here's something you might remember from your beloved summer of '90:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrKdzCUkz-g

Real and realer! Thank you guys!

Happy birthday Eric!

Check your facebook Morbs

I've been feeling oddly satiated re: socializing lately. Even calling the boy I was seeing seems somehow repellent to me. I mean he's "nice" and everything but we have almost nothing in common and he's a bit passionless.

Also roomies have vacated the premises for the weekend so that means I get to listen to Feldman in the living room!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8Mz

Roxy and I watched this a million times today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8Mz

happy birthday eric!

:-) HBD !!!!!

<3 HB, E x

my california gays video won't show up above :(

maybe go to youtube and search 'california gays music video'

i have watched it eight times today

i cannot watch that shit, but i love u

don't mistake my love for the video for liking that song.
the fact that those guys choreographed and shot that video is
1) awesome
2) cute
3) admirable imo

Thanks again. Spent the day at the ball game with my ex and a gay couple still reveling in that honeymoon bloom. When I got home, ex texted me, "That's the last time I spend the afternoon with a happy gay couple. Shoot me now."

lol adorbs

Totes, excepting for the sad fact that we were/are both way more infatuated with both members of said couple than we probably ever were with each other.

Hahaha r4mz1 your display names always make me lol without really knowing why.

Today's ex day apparently. Mine called about two hours ago strongly hinting that he wanted to come over and "drink some wine."

lol corey

hahahahaha "drink some wine"

I'm off in an hour or two to drink some wine w/ strangers.

also, I'm sorry the Twins blew that lead, and I bet that couple has some KDDO fights.

Probably. The ex and I never got far enough in our relationship to have any of those.

ok, so replace 'cumbia night' with 'his place and makeout makeout makeout makeout makeout'

j;ljasl;fja!!!

ayoooo

j;ljasl;fja!!!

is pretty damn close to my own reaction tbh

happy bday eric
happy makeout rev

happy bday eric
happy makeout rev

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, July 4, 2010 7:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

makeouts should totally be celebrated like bdays.