avatar:the last airbender is pretty cool for nickleodeon pseudo-anime

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Not buying the lynch comparison as a get out of jail free card.

bnw, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

well, lynch shouldn't get a pass either, but people more or less have settled on evaluating him outside of conventional criteria of good/bad, so all's i'm asking is my client get the same benefit.

and as dune was thoroughly savaged, it's still open season on airbender.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Dune is great

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

It could have been a Star Wars or LOTR-style epic, but it's not.
this is surprising, considering it's been planned as a trilogy

Nhex, Friday, 2 July 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Nickelodeon just aired a special called "The Last Airbender Revealed" which must have been whipped up over the weekend as damage control. He addresses a few concerns:

1.) the lack of humor is attributed to "the movie just wanted to be more serious."
2.) he changed the pronounciation of the character's names to make them more accurately Asian, which, okay, I'll give him that.
3.) the kyoshi warriors were cut because apparently the scenes with them were too good and would have overshadowed the rest of the film.

Rolling my damn eyes at that last one.

kkvgz, Sunday, 4 July 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

well, lynch shouldn't get a pass either, but people more or less have settled on evaluating him outside of conventional criteria of good/bad,
― Philip Nunez, Friday, July 2, 2010 6:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Sugge

no they haven't.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm like the only person on earth who liked "Signs"

I really liked it, especially that you don't really see the aliens close-up, and most especially at the beginning where they are just finding out about the invasion through TV footage and stuff. Though yeah why would aliens who can be killed by water would land on the 1 planet that is covered in it?

Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked Signs. It was a refreshingly minimalist, old-fashioned sort of alien invasion flick. The ending was beyond dopey though.

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Mr. Shyamalan's fondness for shallow-focus techniques, with a figure in the foreground presented with sharp clarity against a blurred background, is completely out of place in the deep-focus world of modern 3-D.

I've spent a good deal reading up on 3D stereoscopic filmmaking theory and deep-focus is one of the biggest contributing factors leading to the '3d headache' phenomenon because it is not the natural way we perceive the world. When you look at the world daily, you usually focus on one object or area in the field of view at a time.

Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Signs was the last time Mel Gibson's xenophobia was applied appropriately.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

how does he keep getting opportunities? the sixth sense came out over a decade ago.

iatee, Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

many google hits for "Airbender and worst movie ever"

curmudgeon, Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post

Uh...Signs was a huge blockbuster hit, and his other movies have mostly done respectable business. That's usually reason enough for people to keep working in Hollywood.

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost: trust me - it's very hyperbolic.

kkvgz, Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't know signs was a blockbuster hit

iatee, Sunday, 4 July 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, did like $200 million in the USA

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 July 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Just saying, he had a few hits after Sixth Sense which is why he's still around.

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 July 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

This was kind of boring. Most of the acting was terrible, but large chunks of the badness seemed rather clearly to be directorial decisions (Dev Patel's wholly inappropriate emotional outbursts up until the last 3rd of the movie, for example).

The kid who plays Aang is terrible. Like, oh my GAWD terrible. Waterbender girl wasn't much better.

my funny mommy hole, sweet funny mommy hole (HI DERE), Sunday, 4 July 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Dude's decline is so steady

http://i46.tinypic.com/2m2c8z5.png

Cunga, Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

IMDB ratings

Cunga, Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

shouldve got a white director

ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the thing that bugs me the most about this guy is when he has to write stuff like comic book dialogue or newscaster announcements or official proclamations and it ends up sounding like something a 7-year-old would write.

does that make sesne / has anyone else noticed this

pass le corbusier (s1ocki), Sunday, 4 July 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I recall his movies having some really, really embarrassing dialogue but it's been so long since I've seen anything.

Cunga, Sunday, 4 July 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

the thing that bugs me the most about this guy is when he has to write stuff like comic book dialogue or newscaster announcements or official proclamations and it ends up sounding like something a 7-year-old would write.

"There appears to be an event happening"

Implied Nazarene (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 July 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

these are the first lines of "the happening":

Woman Reading on Bench with Hair Pin: I forgot where I am.
Woman Reading on Bench: You're at the place where the killers meet to decide what to do with the crippled girl.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Monday, 5 July 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

first of all who the fuck responds to "I forgot where I am" with anything other than a non-committal noise meant to indicate "oh that's too bad, don't know what you want me to do about it though."

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Monday, 5 July 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

second of all how the fuck do you know where someone else is in a book they're reading unless you're doing, like, synchronized reading.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Monday, 5 July 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Meanwhile...

Paramount keeps revising newwcomer The Last Airbender's grosses upwards because of its better-than-expected performance at the domestic box office. M Night Shyamalan's 3D epic opened to $16M Thursday from 3,169 theaters, including the $3 million from its midnight shows, and added another $16.6M Friday. But Saturday's take went down to $14.5M. Helped by higher 3D ticket prices, the pic based on the Nickelodeon animated TV series should be on its way to $40.6M for the 3-day weekend, $53.2M for the 4-day holiday and a 5-day cume of $70.5M by end of Monday and definitely 2nd place.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 July 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

upwardly gross

buzza, Monday, 5 July 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The inevitable sequel could be even worse, and would keep the losing streak alive.

Cunga, Monday, 5 July 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the twist is HE CAN BEND BOX OFFICES

ice cr?m, Monday, 5 July 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

$$$

So is "The Happening" really really bad? Like Bad Movie bad? Cos Im kinda bored today and wouldnt mind seeing a really bad, silly movie...

Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 5 July 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

horrendous in a profoundly silly way

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Monday, 5 July 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh yes. xp

Simon H., Monday, 5 July 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Happening is absolutely must see.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 July 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

its really sort of unbelievable

ice cr?m, Monday, 5 July 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a happening

fraps rule everything around me (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

this movie wasn't nearly as bad as i expected. dropping the kyoshi warriors is going to fuck up some really important plot points in book 2, if it gets made though. slumdog millionaire was good as zuko. shyamalan's best movie by a bazillion miles. he changed the climactic ending and GASP i actually liked it.

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

still not as good as the worst episode of the tv show though (which was 'the beach' in season 3)

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

also kinda shocked that a few scenes from the series were recreated exactly in the film ("he was earthbending rocks at us...it really hurt").

did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Well done there, M. Night:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/49028608.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Inevitable:

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/last-airbender

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL @ the foot massage reveal

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

"Do not worry about the moon's power, General."

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^I quit watching the the rifftrax of this after Aasif's character said this line. IMO it can't be topped so why keep going? Plus it was making me fall asleep at 6:30 p.m.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The final word on the subject (of the movie):

http://agonybooth.com/movies/The_Last_Airbender_2010.aspx

"I’ll warn everybody right now, this is going to be an angry one."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 February 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Trailer for the new series The Legend of Korra, which begins next year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_VkHYtS6MY

Duane Barry, Sunday, 24 July 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Here's a better-looking version of the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gz8pino8lw

I'm really excited about this! AtLA was one of the best TV series I've seen in recent years, it's amazing how much depth they managed to get into what was nominally a kids' show. At first the idea of the new series taking place in a fantasy version of early 20th century Shanghai felt a bit odd to me, but if they can pull it off, it could be really cool. AtLA already did the high fantasy, so why not try some urban fantasy for the sequel?

Anyway, about the trailer, what's that thing Korra is riding? I guess in the tradition of hybrid animals in Avatar it's a polar bear wolf or something?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 July 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Korra is riding a dog/polar bear hybrid. The series is set 70/80 years later and the look of the series will be mostly steampunk.

Some info on the series released so far: http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Airbender:_Legend_of_Korra

Descendants of the original series' characters will definitely feature; the Avatar world has changed a lot, but a lot of those changes were defined and built by the A:TLA characters and their influence will be far-reaching. It'll be interesting to see that based on what we've learned so far.

Duane Barry, Monday, 25 July 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Just finished watching this! At times quite remarkable, and totally impressed with how much moral nuance it brought to its stories.

Question: Do I need to seek out the comic sequels before I get started on Korra? I generally stay clear of these kinds of other-media tie-ins.

A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link


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