Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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she definitely LOOKS like ann margaret. tho ann margaret is like, one of a kind. i mean damn.

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Lindsay needs an Allan Carr in her life.

She had one, it didn't work...

but im willing to believe that lohans trainwreck has made her seem in retrospect like a bigger (potential) star than she actually was

― max, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 12:00 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

totally otm, but i also think the elastic band is gonna snap and throw her up higher than she was

next time she makes an OK movie it'll get more overrated than Britney stans hyped up Blackout

Lohan could definitely revive her carreer

Well, sure, but come on, what are the odds? She's surrounded by the wrong people (and that includes her crazy family). So who's going to lead her on the right path? I mean, shit, for the last half decade ALL she's known for is her partying, drugs, crazy antics, SCRAM bracelet,... Sure Downey Jr revived his career, but as said above, he still acted (and pretty good at that).

Blackout roxxx, u r all gay.

Well, he would know, I guess.

Lohan could definitely revive her carreer

Writing 'fcuk you' on your fingernail and oh so casually brandishing it in Court, probably isn't the way to do this - she might still be held in contempt for that.

According to her probation officer's report, Lindsay is allowed to take Zoloft (antidepressant), Trazodone (antidepressant), Adderall (stimulant to control ADHD), Nexium (acid reflux) and the extremely powerful painkiller Dilaudid.

the fuck. this Dilaudid is oft compared to morphine? ... like, really?

shit, what do I have to do to be allowed to take dilaudid? go blonde and have perky breasts?

yeah seriously. i have family issues too, who's prescribing her this shit

lol @ Nexium

She is on twitter right now comparing her situation to iranian women being stoned to death.

omg she is buggin out on her twitter

you guys just made me google 'lindsay lohan twitter', you fuckers. I no longer have any self-esteem and might as well just set perezhilton as my homepage and spend my life writing youtube comments ;__;

She is on twitter right now comparing her situation to iranian women being stoned to death.

OMG that's insane!

it makes sense bcz it must suck to be stoned, thus comparable

i worry she will one of these days be suddenly dead. she reminds me of people i know who suddenly died. and i do feel sorry, i don't believe she is enjoying any of this, i bet she wakes up in horrified remorse every morning of her life.

but still, comparing herself on twitter to iranian women being stoned to death is plain ridiculous.

Yeah her trainwreck decline reminds me of that Futurama ep where time is skipping forward and the TV talks about some new starlet.. then she won 3 grammys.. then found dead in her bathtub.

... oh god, Ive turned into a parody of myself.

^^^ lindsey started thinking this several years ago and has not been able to stop

how many ilxors picked her in the 2010 dead pool?

Not until she's done a real porn movie. Only a matter of time imo.

Being stoned != being stoned to death, fyi.

how many ilxors picked her in the 2010 dead pool?

Seven.

i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand :/ like, i'm jealous, but at the same time i don't think i would be able to function.

:/ like, i'm jealous
lol!!

i mean... can u imag?

my wife took dilaudid during an emergency room visit and her reaction was basically "omg so THIS is why people get addicted to drugs!"

yeah that kind of access to prescription drugs would be my glorious downfall xp

I know someone who took dilaudid recreationally who was basically high as a kite for two days. Why the fuck does she have to drink if she's got shit like that?

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I know someone who took dilaudid recreationally who was basically high as a kite for two days. Why the fuck does she have to drink if she's got shit like that?

I would assume your body starts to tolerate (?) it and you just need new highs.

Also, how the fuck does her bank account look? I assume VERY red.

that amount of prescription drugs is medically indefensible. if that's a true list and it all came from one doctor, I wouldn't be surprised to see some further action on this.

I couldn't even get my doctor to write me an script for anti-anxiety meds last year when I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown, I dont' know how these hollywood people get legal heroin.

$$$$

is how they get it

and she's so little! i would seriously be worried for my heart

I do wonder how she's not dead already, with all of those meds mixed with alcohol and whatever illegal drugs she is taking.

akm, you have the wrong doc. mine wld so easily prescribe'em. you just need to know how to pursuade him. i am pretty sure she "shops" around (a la the late heath ledger)

TMZ breathless hardon reporting still continues, I see - the judge is their hero. :-/

i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand

fyi it's pretty clear Lindsay is not functional

trazodone is really not that potent fwiw

all it ever did to me was make me unable to breathe in through my nose, but hey maybe that's what lindsay needs amirite

i've never heard of anyone getting dilauded for any reason. who is she, Anna Karenina?

srsly Dilaudid is like William Burroughs favorite opiate.

i love how close it is to "deluded"