Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

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we'll, to spare you most of the details, dude doesn't even get hard the entire time, and then says "well, I've seen worse."

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

... and I was nice enough to drop him off at the train station! I should've said "get the fuck out of my apartment."

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Ugh, I'm just going to go to bed and forget about it.

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh my god so it was like all-the-way awful and not nipped-at-the-bud "I'm feeling tired tonight, BYE!" awful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean who checks their email when they're getting a BJ? Fuck.

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

o_O

The Reverend, Thursday, 8 July 2010 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r

altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link

NO DOMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

as in "Yo... ever think about what it's like to marry a dude? I mean, no doma, bro"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

No-Do Ma

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Bi-no Dome-a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

o
m
g

that sounds horrible

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

he said "i've seen worse"

who the FUCK? i can't believe you drove him anywhere

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

ok so i've realized i have terrible sex hair. it's like everytime i move around or get into there goes my hair. i mean, i knew i was high maintenance but FUCK! guy pulls off my shirt next thing you know frikkin chewbacca over here! it's like, it looks perfect when i do it - the bangs just right, the framing of the face. then BOOM you touch it and everything goes to shit. i just made an appointment with my hairdresser.

janice (surm), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I sympathize: I have so little of it that I'm meticulous with the preparation. Then some guy comes along and treats it like Caesar salad.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

btw surm: your girl Sandra Bullock is one fucking terrible movie called The Dark Side -- er, sorry, The Blind Side.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god. not intrigued.

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

cor3y, fuck that guy.

also, marriage can suck it.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 9 July 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm getting one of those bar piercing things for the top of the ear stuck in my head as like An Excellent Idea, but i'm concerned that it would be so so so so so so painful

i think i need to go with someone if i do that, but tomorrow i have to at least shop for an earring for my existing piercing.

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

what's up with marriage t?

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

oh surm, don't -- you're so cute without it.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

don't! DO NOT! piercings are totally awful imo.

jed_, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah ramzi don't do this

altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

plz stop ridic sex hair worries too

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

barbells are so so passe ramz, don't do it.

oh and the whole DOMA thing got defeated. we've discussed my feelings on marriage before, no need to go into it again.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I sympathize: I have so little of it that I'm meticulous with the preparation. Then some guy comes along and treats it like Caesar salad.

Have had it more or less buzzed for the last five years and haven't looked back.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, it was my understanding DOMA was not out and out defeated, and that this is merely one step in the long process towards marriage equality. Such that I'm following it, I mean.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the "industrial" my friend said it's called. i guess not, huh? fine.

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Surm, you should do what you want to do imo. Of course, I'm only saying that because I've let any number of people talk me out of tats.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i mean surm, it's fine, but i think it looks gross and way too san diego.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

or long island in the hot topic in 1997. but whatever same difference.

i guess i'll just buy a stud.

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Still want to put ink on my head and neck.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

word!

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my boy has a pigeon on his neck. it's actually kind of cute to wake up to the image of a smiling pigeon? hahaha.

The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never wanted a tattoo but a friend got one of a Caravaggio painting and it kinda blew my mind.

lexicons of loaf (corey), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Ex has Guernica on his chest.

rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol lol tabes

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

tattoos and piercings are gross imo

otmato (The Reverend), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

tattoos are negligible to me, piercings are gross

altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

As someone who's had the industrial but took it out: it is a very painful thing to have done to you. Also if you enjoy wearing non-earbud headphones it will be irritating.

"slapsie" (donna rouge), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

My ex has Guernica on the brain.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 July 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i find the vast majority of tattoos ugly and dumb. but i still want one.

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 9 July 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

"way too san diego" is lolz and true, but such a Bay Area thing to say.

I have two tattoos, they are embarrassing because it was silly being 18, but I still want more. Never liked piercings though.

I want to thank my psychiatrist (billy), Friday, 9 July 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh my personal reluctance to get ink is pretty bound up in my weird body-image issues. like, i'm not really confident enough in my body to decorate it for public display. but someday it will happen.

(i know i know: a gay with body issues, how very novel.)

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

you are so handsome though!

My main problem w/ getting more tats is that the one(s) I want to get, I know are totally embarrassing, and maybe I'm too old/self-conscious now for that sort of thing.

I want to thank my psychiatrist (billy), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a pavlovian association with tattoos because of how many guys in porn have them (usually bad ones), so if I were to ever get one I would have to become more frank than I am now about being "sexy".

lexicons of loaf (corey), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

aw, i wasn't fishing for a compliment but thank you, billy! tbh it's my boxy shape and slender ladylike arms that i get down on myself for.

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link

As someone who's had the industrial but took it out: it is a very painful thing to have done to you. Also if you enjoy wearing non-earbud headphones it will be irritating.

― "slapsie" (donna rouge), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:34 (7 hours ago) Permalink

omg. i only hear headphones like, all the time. that's out.

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

also that's so cool that you had an industrial!

janice (surm), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link


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