Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand :/ like, i'm jealous, but at the same time i don't think i would be able to function.

:/ like, i'm jealous
lol!!

i mean... can u imag?

my wife took dilaudid during an emergency room visit and her reaction was basically "omg so THIS is why people get addicted to drugs!"

yeah that kind of access to prescription drugs would be my glorious downfall xp

I know someone who took dilaudid recreationally who was basically high as a kite for two days. Why the fuck does she have to drink if she's got shit like that?

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lindsay-Lohan-deal-with-it.gif

I know someone who took dilaudid recreationally who was basically high as a kite for two days. Why the fuck does she have to drink if she's got shit like that?

I would assume your body starts to tolerate (?) it and you just need new highs.

Also, how the fuck does her bank account look? I assume VERY red.

that amount of prescription drugs is medically indefensible. if that's a true list and it all came from one doctor, I wouldn't be surprised to see some further action on this.

I couldn't even get my doctor to write me an script for anti-anxiety meds last year when I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown, I dont' know how these hollywood people get legal heroin.

$$$$

is how they get it

and she's so little! i would seriously be worried for my heart

I do wonder how she's not dead already, with all of those meds mixed with alcohol and whatever illegal drugs she is taking.

akm, you have the wrong doc. mine wld so easily prescribe'em. you just need to know how to pursuade him. i am pretty sure she "shops" around (a la the late heath ledger)

TMZ breathless hardon reporting still continues, I see - the judge is their hero. :-/

i'm still shocked by how many prescription drugs she takes. i mean, no wonder. can you function like that? i don't understand

fyi it's pretty clear Lindsay is not functional

trazodone is really not that potent fwiw

all it ever did to me was make me unable to breathe in through my nose, but hey maybe that's what lindsay needs amirite

i've never heard of anyone getting dilauded for any reason. who is she, Anna Karenina?

srsly Dilaudid is like William Burroughs favorite opiate.

i love how close it is to "deluded"

i've never heard of anyone getting dilauded for any reason. who is she, Anna Karenina?

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yeah i thought it was old fashioned...i kinda imagine her as Michael Cane from The Cider House Rules now

fwiw Dilaudid is what Matt Dillon and gang "score" in Drugstore Cowboy. "Powdered D"

but yeah it's basically prescription heroin

*frantically calls HMO*

Slang terms for it include D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs, k4, k1, k2, k3, k8, M8, Big D, Super 8, Hydro, M-80s, white triangle, moose, hospital heroin, drugstore heroin, shake & bake or "shake 'n' shoots" (referring to the solvet-like solubility of the instant-release tablets which only required brief agitation (no heating) to render them dissolved and ready for injection), peaches, and others.

Thank you wikipedia.

Also, how the fuck does her bank account look? I assume VERY red.

She's angling for a $1M interview deal for post-jail interviews and thinks t her jail-time may help her clothing line sales according to Gawker.

interview is right, that's gon be some big shit. and she better pick someone besides larry cuz he royally blew it with paris.

have to agree with Surm that LL has been looking better lately. Courtroom shots are WSx100.

xxp hope you like orange tops and trousers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/jeff-greene-and-lindsay-l_n_639557.html

The hell?

loll

what's funny is at the court hearing, when she was called upon to say what she needed to say, she started off by saying "i thought i was being incompliant ..."

she was trying to say "in compliance" but fucked it up

her greatest role is LiLo as Patty Duke as Neely O'Hara
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Duke

it's like 5 layers of meta
what could go wrong?

Jeff Greene appears to be the shit.

peaches? they call it peaches?

She's angling for a IM interview deal for post-jail interviews and thinks t her jail-time may help her clothing line sales according to Gawker.

Either I am getting old (everyone:"yes!") or that shit she's trying to sell as fashionable clothing is beyond fugly.

I'm still jealous she had Calum Best. I am kidding. Really.

I was okay with that first dress until I noticed the sleeves

easier to shoot up drugs i assume

but dude COME ON, that's the ugliest print I have EVER SEEN.

eh I really like that color palette

I think it's pretty, in a high-end slutty way. The slit-open sleeves would actually be terrible for drug use because they do nothing to conceal track marks.

the right pic is basically "lol yr outfit got savaged by a lion"

kind of middle of the road clothes tbh, tho i do sort of the like the outfit on the right and the dress

Her tweeting last night reminded me so much of the fake Dina Lohan twitter account.

The dress looks like someone threw a Navaho print onto silk or something. Very odd.

"pretty, in a high-end slutty way"

is there anything better?

maybe "pretty, in a sullen art school girl way"