Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she a ho

fo sho

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have patience

yeah that b/w face closeup is verging on butterface

the one where she is covered up with the blue-ish cloth = DAMN GIRL

this is kinda stupid. if they really wanted to do this right, they would do lindsay-as-lindsay in the spirit of the original (the more nude, the less wig, they get closer), not a costume party. but then what else is new in the '00s?

CHEESECLOTH AMIRITE

OR JUST CHEESE

Cheesebras?

those tits are amazing

awz jugs lindz <3 chak

"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine"

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2008/2/18/D8UT02Q01/D8UT02Q01_preview.jpg

Better than the current Vanity Fair movie issue, where a bunch of stars recreate star turns from the 1950s-1960s. She's pretty.

too much sun, redhead. yer skin is seriously aged. nice boobies tho.

"sun"

lines of shine

the one where she is covered up with the blue-ish cloth = DAMN GIRL

-- roxymuzak, Monday, February 18, 2008 2:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/lindsay-as-marilyn/index6.html - Leatherface Lohan

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

Is #6 supposed to be a recreation of the morgue photo?

clearly that's the aim of emulating MM photos from shortly before her death. maybe she's pissed about Britney lapping her in all the death pools.

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?

electrolysis, maybe?

she looks like a well-preserved 40

best thing Richard Roeper ever wrote, now applicable to LiLo:
With her fake eyelashes, her aggressive lipstick, her big hair, and her curvy figure, Hilary Duff from certain angles looks as if she's 30. And divorced. And wondering if you're going to buy her a drink.

there's almost like a mask effect in some of the photos where her skin seems to be a few tones darker above her mouth than below it. so gross.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, February 18, 2008 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yes! she's been looking like this in paparazzi photos, too! i figured it was bad makeup but i guess she fucked up her face somehow?

i've noticed this for some time. i don't know exactly, but i always thought it was the way she tanned.

I thought it was just too much blush.

She has excellent tits!

her vanity fair issue a few years back was so much better than these

God, lol at men. "Why is her face darker on her cheeks and then lighter towards her jaw?!" Bitch is wearing blush, you tards!

no dude it's like right above her lip!! blush shouldn't look like a mustache

the vanity fair spread was better.

if it is blush she really needs to stop wearing it this way:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/91844173.jpg

On her upper lip? Yeah. With spandex pants? Yeah.

Ok, that is different. And possible cancerous. Or to do with bleaching out your moustache wrong.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sun-damage/SN00021/RETURNTOOBJID=9DE6F55B-2A5D-9994-E146B034251868BB&RETURNTOLINK=1&slide=1

seriously if you get electrolysis done wrong doesnt it like bleach your skin or something?

yea i think it is something about bleaching it out wrong. i've seen it on some other girls too. i wanna say eva longoria sometimes.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_ring.jpg

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/lindsay_hands.jpg

I mean, is that fake tan on her fingers, or a melasma?

max and Surmounter coming with the beauty tips

old lady hands

i don't know how i feel about that ring

LOL

One for my homie:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041020/041020_pop_lohan_vmed.widec.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/lindsay_lohan_knife_party_neck_01.jpg

http://www.kleiner-hexenladen.de/assets/images/nazgul9.jpg

I really think she's just being lackadaisical with the fake tan, even on her face.

Sheesh to her right leg here:

http://specialcomment.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lilo.jpg

Difference in face and rest of body here:

http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/Lindsay_spandex1.jpg

is she self-self-tanning? i mean, doesn't she have people to spray it on properly for her?