THE WORST SINGLES OF THE 90s

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this thread = proof why spin magazine, and so many others like it, have devolved into list monthly

maura (maura), Monday, 4 November 2002 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha maura, don't be hatin on the list when you helped compile it!

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 4 November 2002 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

...and tell me which songs you'd be interested in.

Wait, wait...this might be tricky since the top 100 (at least the last 14) hasn't been nailed down yet.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 4 November 2002 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

TV cream used to (and prob still does cos it's never updated) have a page called Tribute n Trash which took two, uh, "things" that were tenuously connected in some way, and you had a mini essay on each as to why one was ace and the other rub. DO that instead.

Blimey! tvcream has been updated some time in the last 2 years!

http://tv.cream.org/arktrib.htm

The Clock Tower v The Terrapin Hut is wonderful -- doubtless you'll all find it v twee and indulgent nostalgia, nevertheless i found that particular TnT quite affecting.

Alan (Alan), Monday, 4 November 2002 17:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the time, I thought that Seahorses single -- the strap-on Sally one -- was possibly the worst thing I've ever heard, but with hindsight it may be too innocuous to get all bothered about these days.

also:
that Friends theme song
was AM Radio by Everclear from 99 or 2000?
something from Midnite Vultures
Anthem for the Year 2000, Silverchair
Fly Away, Lenny Kravitz
She Talks to Angels/Jealous Again/Hard to Handle, the Black Crowes

scott pl. (scott pl.), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

The problem with publishing a list like this is that most of the fun is in publishing the list, which, well, has just happened. Here. Without that element of surprise the writing part has to fight very hard to count, I'd think.

That said some sort of love it/hate it article or blog format is a good idea, and some of these records could well show up there.

(I don't think Maura was hatin' - just pointing out that 190 new answers is proof that list-making 'works'. I can't remember any Article Response thread getting this much.)

Tom (Groke), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Detachable Penis" - King Missile

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan was that meant for this thread?

Tom (Groke), Monday, 4 November 2002 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

no fair, i was away all weekend so missed the chance to get in early on this one...not that i have anything to say that hasnt already been said

blueski, Monday, 4 November 2002 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

What other thread would I have mentioned that song in, Tom?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 19:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

(You have now tempted me to post that to the engagement announcement thread. PHEAR ME etc.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 4 November 2002 19:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well precisely Dan it could have been any thread on the board.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 4 November 2002 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have to add another one that appears to have been missed out, despite the redundancy of doing so...Vanilla - No Way No Way

A list is meant to encourage debate otherwise what's the point and this one has certainly done that.

mms (mms), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

but a list can also attempt to defeat the need for debate by being as fair, accurate and objective as possible - i like those kinds of lists

blueski, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

If "Detachable Penis" goes in there I am going to write 10,000 words on why I love it.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

three years pass...
Jay-z - Hard Knock Life
Will Smith - Getting Jiggy With it
Eminem - My Name Is
Kid Rock - Bawitdaba
TLC - No Scrubs

Ruben, Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Those are the best, you mentalist.

Yawn (Wintermute), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link

wow, i'd somehow missed this thread. i agree with almost all of the original list!

whoever suggested "my sister" ought to be ashamed, tho.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, Jess's list looks almost exactly like the results of the OMGWTFLOL 90s singles poll. There must be 20 or 30 songs there that I really love. How can anyone claim "Macarena" or "Mr. Wendal" or "Informer" or "Scatman" or "Cantaloop" would be among the worst songs of the nineties?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 20 November 2005 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link

STEVIE B - BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

JTS, Sunday, 20 November 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

You people are mental. Or deaf, one of the two.

Cracks (Crackity), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

so basically, every single released in the 90's is one of the worst?

latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

you could probably make a list of 86 mainstream pop singles from the '80s about as bad as this one, but you'd have to try a lot harder.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 November 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i stand by nothing in this thread after my original post. and i only stand by about 1/2 of that, since i cant remember which were mine at this point.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 20 November 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Dear Someone With Lots Of Time On Their Hands,

Please poll this motherfucker. Preferably so we get to vote for the worst.

Lots of love,

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"A Change (Will Do You Good)" Sheryl Crow

passantino ^^DOLLAR^^^STORE^^^

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

62. the heights, ?how do you talk to an angel?

I have never heard this but the title is hilarious. Please tell me this is some sort of post-Soul Asylum/proto-Nickelback doing their Big Sensitive Ballad.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

7. oasis, ?champagne supernova?

Not a single.

Mark G, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

it was in the States and/or Europe i think (had a video)

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god this list makes me want to fucking kill

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

34. tortoise, ?djed?

lol i know jess suggested this in reactionary second-guessing/self-hating mode & i also know its one of his favorite singles of the 90s

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

haha the only song on that list i had an immediate NO WAY reaction to was "the scatman"

gff, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

its funny seeing all the stuff that was lazy critic punching bags back in 2002

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

these are all okay/good/great:

26. snow ?informer?
31. digable planets ?rebirth of slick?
33. the lemonheads, ?mrs. robinson?
37. lisa loeb ?stay?
42. michael jackson ?black or white?
43. meredith brooks ?bitch?
45. jamiroquai ?virtual insanity?
47. urge overkill ?girl, you?ll be a woman soon?
50. chumbawamba ?tub thumping?
52. silk ?freak me?
55. scatman john ?the scatman?
56. us3 ?cantaloop?
58. eels ?mr. e?s beautiful blues?
59. beastie boys ?bodymovin (fatboy slim remix)?
66. soundgarden, ?black hole sun?
74. vanessa williams ?save the best for last?
78. radiohead ?creep?
83. weezer ?buddy holly?
84. ll cool j ?doin it?
85. no doubt ?just a girl?

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

is there any excuse for hating dear mama or make em say ungh

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS STEREOPHONICS 'A THOUSAND TREES'?

braveclub, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I predict the Lex likes at least 15 of these songs.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that was one of mine!

The choice that makes me saddest now is #55. He brought pleasure to so many and who were we to deny it?

Groke, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dear mama = too cloying/trite? u wouldn't tolerate it from anyone other than a gangsta rapper? (this might be a good thing i dunno!)

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

bweee ba ba bada bo

gff, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

'scatman' has great pathos

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP scatman

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to think there's a direct correlation between their placing on this list and the Rednex putting themselves up for sale on Ebay.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Scatman John = voice of Blurr in Transformers the Movie. Virtually everyone in that film is dead now.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is about 25% stuff I still haven't heard, 25% stuff I like now and 50% stuff I still hate. I was complaining about "I Feel You" by Depeche Mode just the other day. "Yes dear" said the wife as she changed my bedpan.

Groke, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

In 1999, he released his third and final album as Scatman John, Take Your Time. It was later revealed that he had been battling ill health since late 1998. He continued work on the album despite being told to take it easy from his substantial workload. He was later diagnosed with lung cancer and soon went into intensive treatment. He maintained a positive attitude throughout, declaring that "whatever God wants is fine by me... I've had the very best life. I have tasted beauty." He died in his Los Angeles home on December 3, 1999.

In a 1996 interview, he commented that "I hope that the kids, while they sing along to my songs or dance to it, feel that life is not that bad at all. Even for just a minute."

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a popular myth re Scatman John and Blurr, Matt, but it's not actually true.

blueski, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

56. us3 ?cantaloop?

^^ i regularly listen to this

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Scatultraman.jpg

and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link


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