Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

he loves me back! just not in exactly the same way

From my experience – I think we kinda discussed it once – it's a dangerous, dangerous situation.

yeah :-/

i think ur really nice jordan, and u will find some gorgeous man who will take care of u, i promise. i just know it. i see it.

J0rdan, I'm pouring gin down your throat this week.

alfred u have been getting really graphic with regard to liquor

That's cuz I mentioned asses and throats respectively, you perv.

one day i will find my ryan

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you're so cute xp

i think he's fed up with me cuz i just gchat fought with him over ... yogurt

if I may quote Annie Hall, "Love fades."

is that blackened salmon? looks amazing

xpost That's OK, co-dependence flourishes.

my love has not faded but it has gotten more complicated

and nihilism rules.

i'd rather chop off my own dick than fuck seacrest

i'd rather chop off my own dick than fuck seacrest

yeah but how bout that salmon eh?

i'd much rather eat blackened salmon than do either of those things

lol xp

hate salmon

unless it's sushi

blackened swordfish owns

surm...what aspect of yoghurt was the issue?

tbh the yogurt was just an accidental accompaniment to the matter . . . it was mostly just me being pissy and making him deal with it. oops, i'm a bitch!

Looooove salmon. I cook a terrific broiled salmon marinated in soy sauce, dijon mustard, half a teaspoon of olive oil, and dill. Then I sprinkle capers.

i have to be honest that i love dill

surm, I'm going to shove dill up your nostrils.

don't think there's any fish or seafood that i don't love, but salmon's definitely near the top. will eat it done any way, in sushi, as gravadlax, honey roasted, anything.

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I don't get these gays that liken snatch to seafood. Seafood tastes great; snatch does not.

i had halibut last night

jealous?

it's ok, i know you are, you can say it

i had the best mackerel tartare with samphire last week

i am! i had mac n' cheese :/

I don't get these gays that liken snatch to seafood. Seafood tastes great; snatch does not.

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earlier this year, one of my roommates was cooking salmon, and the other was like "it really smells like vagina in here" and i was like "yep.................."

i am jealous of anyone eating solid food right now.

:( get well

i am on a diet

and i am broke

i love life!

on the upside, i've been lifting weights and doing sit ups! i actually kind of look like a guy (barely)

I just got a haircut and trim, and look fab.

omg me too haircut!

i've also been wearing boxers. i know. now i just need a beer and a wife.

on the plus this liquid diet will probably flush a few pounds away? ugh.

really struggling to see the silver lining to this tooth issue here.

what's wrong, elmo?

learned this morning that the root canal i had 2 years ago was, ultimately, a failure, and the infection has recurred. probably going to need it yanked as other procedures come with a high chance of recurrence.

fuck

ugh, hang in there; this will be over... eventually.

aargh. i had a wisdom tooth issue a few years ago that was unnecessarily extended, several months of soup/yoghurt/pate/wasting away :(

Oh man.

I hate my shirt:

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