Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

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I don't get these gays that liken snatch to seafood. Seafood tastes great; snatch does not.

i had halibut last night

jealous?

it's ok, i know you are, you can say it

i had the best mackerel tartare with samphire last week

i am! i had mac n' cheese :/

I don't get these gays that liken snatch to seafood. Seafood tastes great; snatch does not.

― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 1:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

earlier this year, one of my roommates was cooking salmon, and the other was like "it really smells like vagina in here" and i was like "yep.................."

i am jealous of anyone eating solid food right now.

:( get well

i am on a diet

and i am broke

i love life!

on the upside, i've been lifting weights and doing sit ups! i actually kind of look like a guy (barely)

I just got a haircut and trim, and look fab.

omg me too haircut!

i've also been wearing boxers. i know. now i just need a beer and a wife.

on the plus this liquid diet will probably flush a few pounds away? ugh.

really struggling to see the silver lining to this tooth issue here.

what's wrong, elmo?

learned this morning that the root canal i had 2 years ago was, ultimately, a failure, and the infection has recurred. probably going to need it yanked as other procedures come with a high chance of recurrence.

fuck

ugh, hang in there; this will be over... eventually.

aargh. i had a wisdom tooth issue a few years ago that was unnecessarily extended, several months of soup/yoghurt/pate/wasting away :(

Oh man.

I hate my shirt:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/moi.jpg

A+ beard!

That's your best pic yet here, I think.

haven't trimmed my facial hair in nearly a month. my mustache is looking slightly... unsavory.

Alfred, your beard is quite becoming!

Alfred that beard makes you look somewhat middle-eastern.

You guys are sweet.

:3

Have been chatting with this older gay (late 40s I think) at work after I casually mentioned that I hadn't come out to my family until this year (we were talking about awkward family meetings) and it's become apparent to me how much harder it is for gay men of older generations (like born in the 60s or before) to get over their anger. It's been tough for me to get over hating the world and feeling mistreated, but talking to this guy has really hit it home that I basically have it easy in a lot of ways.

I'm only really out to my immediate family + whichever cousins are facebook friends w/ me.

also, goddamn, i am really restraining myself from posting pictures of said drummer here. it is nasty how hot he is.

― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, July 7, 2010 9:07 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just happened upon this guy on your FB page? ...

don't really know what to say, really

a few things:

1- surm, regular boxers are like....i almost suggest banned you for that, haha

2- um, wow, this morning was nuts. my butt hurts in that good way.

3- the drummer of said band:
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs377.snc3/24151_10150146407340387_505855386_11729860_528744_n.jpg

and that doesn't come CLOSE to how hot he is.

irl, that is.

i'm sorry but i stand by my regular boxers, i just LOVE THEM and i've been told i look cute in them :D

well, i think that you're a savage, but cute no matter what ;D

I like boxers.

T, could you take a plaster cast of his thighs?

;)

i still wear lots of gay underwear too, not to worry

so u gonna jump this guy or WHAT

maybe. when/if i can find my passport.

or when his band comes back down on tour.

my bf and i have already decided that we want to sneak him through customs so he can just stay here with us.

also, relatively certain that he'd be jumping me, iykwim

well the reason i came across him is cuz i clicked on ur FB profile foto and saw his comment ...

"im on u" ?

um

he's on the shirt.

and then i proceeded to click thru all his pictures and crane my neck to my office computer monitor, pretending i was looking at "figures"

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i was wondering why you responded what you responded

it's a double entendre of epic proportions.

when he wrote that, my jaw dropped and i was almost like, 'let me buy a plane ticket to vancouver asap'

i'm actually a little bit upset that he exists. it makes me feel like a failure of epic proportions. and he's talented.

but what's he like on the inside

re: boxers, i keep a few pairs around for lounging around the house on hot & humid days. my testicles need as much swing as they can get on such days, to be crudely honest with you all.

I'm a briefs guys: the boxer legs bunch up under my thighs. I tend to wear boxers if I go drinking or dancing though; if I get lucky I prefer he gets a look at me in boxers.