Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

I like boxers.

T, could you take a plaster cast of his thighs?

;)

i still wear lots of gay underwear too, not to worry

so u gonna jump this guy or WHAT

maybe. when/if i can find my passport.

or when his band comes back down on tour.

my bf and i have already decided that we want to sneak him through customs so he can just stay here with us.

also, relatively certain that he'd be jumping me, iykwim

well the reason i came across him is cuz i clicked on ur FB profile foto and saw his comment ...

"im on u" ?

um

he's on the shirt.

and then i proceeded to click thru all his pictures and crane my neck to my office computer monitor, pretending i was looking at "figures"

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i was wondering why you responded what you responded

it's a double entendre of epic proportions.

when he wrote that, my jaw dropped and i was almost like, 'let me buy a plane ticket to vancouver asap'

i'm actually a little bit upset that he exists. it makes me feel like a failure of epic proportions. and he's talented.

but what's he like on the inside

re: boxers, i keep a few pairs around for lounging around the house on hot & humid days. my testicles need as much swing as they can get on such days, to be crudely honest with you all.

I'm a briefs guys: the boxer legs bunch up under my thighs. I tend to wear boxers if I go drinking or dancing though; if I get lucky I prefer he gets a look at me in boxers.

easy access is the bomb

i love that we can always fall back on haircuts and underpants

i just have this memory, of this guy and me, sitting at my keyboard. and all of a sudden he was in my pants!

easy access.

damn @ the drummer

i guess i see it, but i cant relate.

like objectively y. subjectively n.

rly! wow i woulda thought that was a universal

flesh to bone ratio is off

i like tall toned skinny boys. eh.. plus his band is awesome.

I've seen hotter white guys -- and drummers. Sorry!

not the first time i have posted this link

http://www.buttmagazine.com/?p=652

flesh to bone ratio is off

― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 6:21 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^fucking softball right here

I thought this thread played hardball

i knew full well that i shouldn't have clicked that link in the library and yet i did and yet i did

i don't find a single drummer in that Butt thing remotely attractive. however this:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs063.snc3/13044_344301260386_505855386_10084552_881555_n.jpg

makes me weak. i''m sorry if i play into the hot 20-25 year olds who have little in the way of body hair, but that's just what i like.

all power to you

its just endlessly baffling to me that ppl have diff taste than me on this tho

it's equally baffling that any person could find any of those BUTT drummers attractive. they're all so average.

baffling TO ME, sorry

that's what i mean! haha!

its just endlessly baffling to me that ppl have diff taste than me on this tho

― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i can see this as the new ILM board description

lol yes.

Oh, I'd have my way with him, but he's a drunk fuck.

too young

eh, i feel weird now, i'm like friends with him kind of.

that and also, i do like other types. like i still find the infamous n1ck of TGF really hot.

table, we have similar taste

just had a yearlong *whatever it was* with a mostly str8 doom metal drummer

more power to you

haters gon hate

yeah whatever.

at least now i know i know who my competition is. ;-)

oh, have u heard his band, dr3w?

go right here

probably one of my favorite LPs of the year.

oh yeah, our merch boy had played a show with them, he mentioned it when we played in vancouver, he said they're rad, haven't heard em yet

drummer boy was a champ in the sack but kinda broke my heart a bit on his way out

oooh, sorry. that is a shame. that is, unfortunately, how it goes sometimes.

also, how do i attain M4tmos 'merch boy' status?

oh hey, i actually realized that the reason i didn't come to see you the last time you were out here was because the drummer's band was playing the same night!

ok lol @ "merch boy"

our merch bro is/was named max 3ilbach3r and he's awesome
he's in a bmore noize band called n33dle gun (they've been going since they were in high school, now they're undergrads)
I think they played with nu sensae?

that would make sense, shearing pinx are more of the noize-punk think and they toured with nu sensae

not hating, table's drummer dude is a fine fine specimen -- just doesn't do it for me. but i happen to think that table's bf is way more attractive anyhow.

Yup.

i very much dug all the drummers in the butt photo essay

Don't know what's so controversial. I want that drummer, like, now.

(Tabes's I mean, but the BUTT one is alright too.)