;)
i still wear lots of gay underwear too, not to worry
so u gonna jump this guy or WHAT
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe. when/if i can find my passport.
or when his band comes back down on tour.
my bf and i have already decided that we want to sneak him through customs so he can just stay here with us.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
also, relatively certain that he'd be jumping me, iykwim
well the reason i came across him is cuz i clicked on ur FB profile foto and saw his comment ...
"im on u" ?
um
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
he's on the shirt.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
and then i proceeded to click thru all his pictures and crane my neck to my office computer monitor, pretending i was looking at "figures"
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha i was wondering why you responded what you responded
it's a double entendre of epic proportions.
when he wrote that, my jaw dropped and i was almost like, 'let me buy a plane ticket to vancouver asap'
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm actually a little bit upset that he exists. it makes me feel like a failure of epic proportions. and he's talented.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
but what's he like on the inside
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
re: boxers, i keep a few pairs around for lounging around the house on hot & humid days. my testicles need as much swing as they can get on such days, to be crudely honest with you all.
― lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm a briefs guys: the boxer legs bunch up under my thighs. I tend to wear boxers if I go drinking or dancing though; if I get lucky I prefer he gets a look at me in boxers.
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
easy access is the bomb
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i love that we can always fall back on haircuts and underpants
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i just have this memory, of this guy and me, sitting at my keyboard. and all of a sudden he was in my pants!
easy access.
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
damn @ the drummer
― u dad (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess i see it, but i cant relate.
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
like objectively y. subjectively n.
rly! wow i woulda thought that was a universal
― janice (surm), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
flesh to bone ratio is off
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i like tall toned skinny boys. eh.. plus his band is awesome.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I've seen hotter white guys -- and drummers. Sorry!
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
not the first time i have posted this link
http://www.buttmagazine.com/?p=652
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link
flesh to bone ratio is off― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 6:21 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 6:21 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^^fucking softball right here
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought this thread played hardball
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i knew full well that i shouldn't have clicked that link in the library and yet i did and yet i did
― "slapsie" (donna rouge), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't find a single drummer in that Butt thing remotely attractive. however this:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs063.snc3/13044_344301260386_505855386_10084552_881555_n.jpg
makes me weak. i''m sorry if i play into the hot 20-25 year olds who have little in the way of body hair, but that's just what i like.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
all power to you
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
its just endlessly baffling to me that ppl have diff taste than me on this tho
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
it's equally baffling that any person could find any of those BUTT drummers attractive. they're all so average.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
baffling TO ME, sorry
that's what i mean! haha!
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― plax (ico), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
i can see this as the new ILM board description
― "slapsie" (donna rouge), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
lol yes.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, I'd have my way with him, but he's a drunk fuck.
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link
too young
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link
eh, i feel weird now, i'm like friends with him kind of.
that and also, i do like other types. like i still find the infamous n1ck of TGF really hot.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
table, we have similar taste
just had a yearlong *whatever it was* with a mostly str8 doom metal drummer
more power to you
haters gon hate
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah whatever.
at least now i know i know who my competition is. ;-)
oh, have u heard his band, dr3w?
go right here
probably one of my favorite LPs of the year.
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh yeah, our merch boy had played a show with them, he mentioned it when we played in vancouver, he said they're rad, haven't heard em yet
drummer boy was a champ in the sack but kinda broke my heart a bit on his way out
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
oooh, sorry. that is a shame. that is, unfortunately, how it goes sometimes.
also, how do i attain M4tmos 'merch boy' status?
oh hey, i actually realized that the reason i didn't come to see you the last time you were out here was because the drummer's band was playing the same night!
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ok lol @ "merch boy"
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
our merch bro is/was named max 3ilbach3r and he's awesomehe's in a bmore noize band called n33dle gun (they've been going since they were in high school, now they're undergrads)I think they played with nu sensae?
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that would make sense, shearing pinx are more of the noize-punk think and they toured with nu sensae
― The Portrait of a Lady of BJs (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
not hating, table's drummer dude is a fine fine specimen -- just doesn't do it for me. but i happen to think that table's bf is way more attractive anyhow.
― lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Yup.
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i very much dug all the drummers in the butt photo essay
― u dad (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't know what's so controversial. I want that drummer, like, now.
― Eric H., Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
(Tabes's I mean, but the BUTT one is alright too.)
On second thought, yeah, I'd love that drummer, like, now. I've got a half a bottle of merlot and a six of beer in the fridge. Let's party, little drummer boy.
― Would love to hear Bam babble about this (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link