Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Alex, if you've seen Perfect you shouldn't be bitching about Rolling Stone NOW not being about music.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Jann wuz robbed at the Oscars

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I sent David Thomson some of my writing. It made him cry.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama asked if he could please touch my face.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Any magazine that employs Peter Travers loses points straight off the bat.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

s off the b

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah I actually don't mind LL. i dont mind paris hilton tho either!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't actually seen anything with Lindsay Lohan in it, so I'm kind of annoyed she's getting all famous and stuff. I like to know whether or not I consent.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing is that if paris hilton were Jewish, she'd basically be the kind of girl my parents would have tried to set me up with.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I wholly approve of Paris Hilton, though.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

what matters is that according to the headline SHE would consent, rowr!

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't understand this 'legal' thing. Are you really not allowed to have sex until you're 18 in the States?

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

NO

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Kyle is only 16.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

paris is all right, its that richie fool who can take a hike.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I met Lohan about 15 months ago. I hadn't seen her since, like, a few movies ago.

She walks into the room in a wife beater and a miniskirt and sits down next to me for the interview.

Her chest was gonzo. And she's has tons of freckles.

That's pretty much all I remember.

dan carville weiner, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I just assumed the age of consent was 16, like it is in the UK. Gosh.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cs.duke.edu/~anderson/travesty/gonzo.jpg
Lindsay Lohan's chest

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray for boobs and freckles!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I've interviewed Rachel Stevens.

(that one is true)

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Her chest loves chickens?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Nabisco's review upthread OTM.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess she could have come to Britain to have sex.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture at the top the thread gives me an anti-boner

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

dan what is your pseudonym?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that font is distracting. (xp)

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

who is rachel stevens?

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"there is no Lindsay, only Zuul..."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread got more hits than Ichiro

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, if you've seen Perfect you shouldn't be bitching about Rolling Stone NOW not being about music.

I knew better -- unlike yourself, naturally -- than to subject myself to a viewing of Perfect.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear!, you mean Kaz Tadano, surely.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

or maybe that's pitches. Whatever.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but it was on VH1, Alex! Aren't you always watching that?

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rachel stevens
http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~villain/small_rachel_stevens.jpg

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rachel stevens is an ex S Club 7 chick who now has a solo career

(it is S Club 7, right? That suddenly looks wrong to me)

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

oh her

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the chick with the schaffel song? I'd like to triplet her, uh, whatever.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I interviewed S Club. They were the blandest people I have yet to meet.

FIT, though.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

if you have YET to meet that means you didn't meet that means you didn't interview them that means you are a liar

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

jealous.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

b-b-but it was on VH1, Alex! Aren't you always watching that?

-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 28th, 2004. (later)

I watch it in fleeting snippets just to fuel my fire. Now VH1 Classic, on the other hand,.....

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*stands up and salutes reference to VH1 Classic*

fuck this Rachel Stevens/Lindsay Lohan shit, VH1 Classic is beauty.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

VH1 Classic has no Ts to C on

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean it's got Laura Branigan, that woman from Quarterflash, Chrissie Hynde, the Go-Go's, the Bangles, and k-rowr I need to watch my VH1 Classic tapes.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Whats totally sick is that I caught a glimpse of "Pet Sematary 2" on Sci-FI channel last night and I thought "Whoa.. 13 year old Edward Furlong IS HOTT".. yeah um okay thats a different thread isn't it.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but where is that thread, Mandee??

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Underage pictures and movies of people you find hot are kind of awkward, no matter what Mott The Hoople's "I Wish I Was Your Mother" says.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

That's why I haven't seen Jumanji. Well, one of the reasons.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)


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