You will have experience in ...
― I CRIED (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Today on the stock market. . .
― 100 Days, 100 Nights (Susan), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
happy birthday
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
did you have a poppyseed bagel for lunch?
― rent, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"can we give tonight a miss?"
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"it is what it is"
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I really, really do not want to have to police you on that each week.
― Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
telecommunications
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
can I have a word with you?
― what U cry 4 (jim), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
pushback
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Typically: anything that can be represented by an acronym.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"The fact of the matter is""meal solutions" - how a supermarket were promoting their shoddy ready meals
― zappi, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
We need to talk...
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
"workshop"
― z "R" s (Z S), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link
"Develop your skillset"
"company retreat"
two words that could make me quit on the spot
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link
service area
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
ASAP - as in "we need this done ASAP"And that is different from the usual situation how exactly?
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
regret to advise
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"Christmas shopping"
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"We're looking for an English manager with experience of fighting against relegation"
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I HATE "it is what it is."
Also, "2-3+ years experience required" for every single job ad ever.
― Maria, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
"clouds expected to be with us for at least the rest of the week"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
^ so, so true.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm not racist, but..."
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
'ladies and gentlemen, YOUR detroit lions!'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
^^lolz
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
You'll have to *insert thing that you are supposed to be paid to do* in your own free time.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
"To continue in English, press '1'"
― invisible jet (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:57 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it's because I hate automated menus, not ESLs, just to clarify
― idk (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
franchise
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
actually it's just a word but it depresses me
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"You know about computers, don't you?"
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
'Say the name of the product or service you wish to inquire about'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
big night outstaff night outstaff drinkswork night outdrinks after workafter-work drinks
etc.
― Zoe Espera, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Last orders at the bar!"
Can't believe we've got this far without that one.
xpost It depends on your colleagues, of course ;)
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
'heads-up'
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
'going forward' x 293874290387409238749023817401298740129384
'last updated X minutes ago by the sir weeze'
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
we are seeking synergies
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(we are seeking synergies *going forward*)
"we're gonna have to take it all apart and start over""sorry, we're closed"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Please state the name of..."
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a grudging respect for bullshit business phrases. it allows you to talk about things that nobody cares about with some regularity. it's only a problem if people buy into them or don't understand that it's shorthand that you shouldn't use out of the office.
― goole, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Audacity has encountered a problem and needs to close...
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS
― GO BLACK DUDE FROM SPACE ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"everyone is dry as fuck lately"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
have you been drinking?
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"bloodwork"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"this is your fault"
"real job"
wtf? is the power pose real? is that really it? loooool
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:20 (four years ago) link
i like to do the empathy pose. both feet tightly squeezed together, so the entire body is off balance. this shows openness and vulnerability to the team
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
it says "don't push me, even a tiny bit, or i will crash down and bring every single one of you motherfuckers with me"
I'm pretty much always doing the ReRun while in the office. I find that it's very effective at projecting my inner idiocy.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link
suspected migrants
― nashwan, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/MyAim_isTrue.jpg
― Natalie Wouldn't (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
Happy 130th Birthday, [dead celebrity]!
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 20 February 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
"hold space for"
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 18 June 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
COVID-19 taunt
― estela, Monday, 13 July 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
vegan thanksgiving
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
its taken me 11 years to say this...
fuck u
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 13 July 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link
"...ok, i'm going to play the devil's advocate on both sides here, but..."
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
'Maybe it's only a little gangrenous.'
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
establish a regular cadence
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
bi-directional success
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
in a ideal world [...] but
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
"gal pal"
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
I don't know if this is exactly the thread for it but a very depressing phrase to enter an online debate is "playing the race card" - you instantly know that you are dealing with an irredeemable cunt.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
yeah though i have to admit i mildly lol at the idea of a playing card that says "race" on it, like maybe in all caps. RACE. so you know it's the race card.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link
well yes, aside from the racism and lack of empathy it also reveals a stunted debating club attitude to politics
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
the upcoming #joeexotic series is
― estela, Friday, 4 June 2021 08:26 (three years ago) link
"It is the sixth film in the Home Alone franchise."
― visiting, Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link
reading the last two posts as an exchange between two bots
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 11 November 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
"eye candy"
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
lightly salted
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
"good thread on today's covid news:"
― Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link
“thousands of Black Friday deals”
― lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Thursday, 3 November 2022 22:04 (one year ago) link
Whatever your opinion on the trans debate,
― pilk/pall revolting odors (wins), Thursday, 19 January 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
AI used to create new and final Beatles song, says Paul McCartney https://t.co/HgySixrkwG— Guardian news (@guardiannews) June 13, 2023
― he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link
"The latest circulation figures are in."― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (fourteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 12:55 (fourteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
😬
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 11:54 (one year ago) link
cauliflower pizza bowl
― brimstead, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 15:02 (one year ago) link