Welcome Bender. omg
― yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
investigates “homOeRotic” genes
― yungblut, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Uncle Shavedlongcock
― and what, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Hoseen AliJesus Jimenez
I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?
― nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah that one was because of HOOS. the other I just liked the alliteration and the way it sounded in my head.
― The stic.man from the hilarious 'Dead Prez' albums (some dude), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
A YouTube video of the fight showed Brotemarkle slamming two girls on the ground and handcuffing them. One of the girls, Hickman sophomore Diamond Thrower, had not been involved in the fight but had been trying to break it up when Brotemarkle grabbed her.
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean not only is that the best human name of all-time it would be the best super hero name of all-time
valentino achak dengdick poundgod shammgod
― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
World B. Free
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 13 November 2008 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.
― Maria, 11. marraskuuta 2008 3:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
What's your last name then?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
And I thought Sim Sisamouth had an unusually rad name when it turns out he's just from the land of great names. (Is there a reason Cambodian names often seem to be alliterative?)
Marshall Breeding invites you to read about library automation technologiezzz. Dude came to speak here recently but I missed it, being too busy banging my head against the brick wall of elderly library technology to learn about the future. Great name, though!
― ..··¨ rush ~°~ push ~°~ ca$h ¨··.. (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t
― willem, Thursday, 13 November 2008 10:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Jock StirrupI used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.
― WoW... An Online RPG Funeral Gets Ambushed (gnarly sceptre), Thursday, 13 November 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.
Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!
― Maria, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 January 2009 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Ethelyn Wangjabs
― Craicwhore (craicwhore), Saturday, 31 January 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Randy Hassler
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler
― Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys (some dude), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link
came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg
― Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.
― pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
A few people' names I've come across at work recently
Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname firstVerma LeatherMichael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)
― rockford, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.
― Bill Magill, Friday, 24 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Philbert Blank
― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net
― When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link
From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Freek Bots
― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 28 July 2009 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link
my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:
"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."
as in, I shriek I made a pootie.
― gonna be a long hot summer for the MS Word paperclip (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
tv weathermen:topper shutt (DC local news)storm fieldflip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)
― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)
― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Avelina Tierrablanca
― weingar management (some dude), Thursday, 30 July 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Wasyl Melnychuk
― Infamous Mobb + Havoc = Dunny People (some dude), Friday, 31 July 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
came across this today at work: R. Dick0ver
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
You guys, I just found out my wife went to high school with a guy named Young Rachel.
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.
My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Friday, 4 September 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I met a guy yesterday called
ROCKY RISING
His name sounds like a suburb.
― salsa shark, Friday, 4 September 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:
Skeet Yellowhair
― President Deez (some dude), Monday, 26 October 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan Sing (ex-dancer)
― Michael Dudikoff presents Action Adventure Theatre, Monday, 26 October 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort
― chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Monday, 26 October 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Sheikh Mahboob.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark
holy shit @ this
― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Doualy Xaykaothao
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Sophocles Papas.
― tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Ronette Coleman.
― tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
When I was younger I knew a girl called Aislinn Buttock. There isn't a day I don't remember that name and think 'Wow. Just wow.'
― JTS, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
guys i found a picture of Skeet Yellowhair on GIS:
http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg
― et tu, omas? (some dude), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan Sumption
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I met a woman last week whose maiden name was butch and whose married name was queen, which is a pretty awesome hyphenate
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link