have you been drinking?
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
"bloodwork"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"this is your fault"
"real job"
"do you know why I pulled you over?"
― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"any more coffee and you may wind up with ulcerative colitis"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"so cut back on the coffee"
"and the drinking"
"and the spicy foods"
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
this doctor clearly doesn't understand that my dietary choices are an important part of my identity
"my dietary choices are an important part of my identity"
"To continue in English, press '1'"
'to continue in english, press 2' on 311 makes me smile. it's nice living somewhere where it isn't automatically assumed.
"sand went EVERYwhere" for depressing/disgusting phrases, anyway
― schlump, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Not a phrase, but:
Twitter Magnets combines the fun of Magnetic Poetry and Twitter into one web app.
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"It'll have to come out."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Please call back during regular business hours ...
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
"We can still be friends."
― Aimless, Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:53 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"it's all downhill from here"
but...if it was all uphill from here, that would also be bad!
:(
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
it's flat land from here
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
it's generally undulating from here nothing severe in either direction, don't worry
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://keithlyons.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sisyphus-sign.jpg
― tehresa, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link
One a friend said to me today which was depressing because I thought better of her: "well you cant help anyone who chooses to be homeless and nor should you".
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i46.tinypic.com/2m43b88.jpg
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
looooool
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the myth of sisyphus loses a good deal of its philosophical power when you include the part about the dragon, but it's the truth dammit
― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/prometheus.jpg
― dyao, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
"We've called this meeting to unveil and to explain our new organization chart."
― Aimless, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
botched circumcision
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you reading the John Money wiki? The details of how that botched circumcision went extend from "depressing phrase" to "dear god I wish illiteracy could have protected me from reading this."
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
yes :(
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
botched circumcision using an electric cauterizing instrument
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"Scorsese's best film since ______________!"
― clemenza, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"If I had my choice about this, we'd be keeping you on."
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link
blubber in the blender
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
why would someone want to 'food process' red blubber in a lab
idk
it looks so horrible;_;
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
...potential synergies that we can leverage...
― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
... regain focus on our core competancies...
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
credit-check
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
burning man
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
"it is what it is"
i used to hate this one but now i find its zen-like sentiment endearing
― lube fiasco (diamonddave85), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
micropenis
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
actually I'm not gonna lie "micropenis" gives me giggle fits & thus is not depressing
― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
data recovery
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
romantic comedy
lifestyle choices
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit I was just posting that
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
"alternative lifestyle choice" actually
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
and i was just abt to post 'alternative nation' no joke
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
*_*
hivemind
― patrick NAGL (corey), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link