Which of these conspiracy theories is most plausible?

I can change the size of my telescope using a blow dryer.

the proper execution of the mioto experiments wouldn't allow any partiality at all. to do the experiment there would have to be no confounding variables. when someone says "I can wish all day on an internet random number generator (0,1) and the results will be 50/50... the problem with that experiment is that the generator isn't pure - from being on the internet. Thats what a lot of the rice and experiments fail from. Impurity in the construct that the experimenter fails to see.

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a bird in the hand is worth two in your bush

i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do but stare at glasses of water all day

the ability of any of you to believe in anything extraordinary is extraordinary.

I could see a man flying past your eyes and you all would argue the physics of an illusion before thinking it was possible...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

Depends. Does said man sport a red cape and spandex? (xp)

that has nothing to do with a flying man looking in your window or an alien abducting you... then you might argue in favor of the extraordinary quantum physics experiment results from people like mioto.

dude you are so fuckin high all the time

thats why i think these things possible. i'm also positive and optimistic

congrats on finding the weirdest trolling point ever, Cpn Lorax.

i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do but stare at glasses of water all day

http://www.zeek.net/i/goat1.jpg

That's one of the best Onion articles of all time.

I had never heard of 'chemtrails' but I just looked it up and that shit is HILARIOUS. Sets an example for all other conspiracy theories.

Yeah, weather control as a conspiracy theory kind of lost its steam (ha ha) a while back there. But it's nice to know that chemtrails have filled that particular void.

i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know ILX to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do

This is true. I should do me some work today. I need to be writing some subqueries today and ILX is keeping me from it!

::SHAKES FIST AT ILX LIZARDS::

Wait shit this is a good one, is it too late to add that?

I can change the size of my telescope using my mind

So that's what you call it these days.

I could see a man flying past your eyes and you all would argue the physics of an illusion before thinking it was possible...

omg i know, what fools!

I'll be long in the cold, cold earth afore ILX can make ME into a hippie!

Impurity in the construct that the experimenter fails to see.

guyz....

http://www.mactonnies.com/lizardeyes.jpg

http://rayboy.org/uploads/v_l.jpg

they're remaking v!

i only just noticed the closing date of this poll.

people are discussing 911 and wall street conspiracy theories in my office this morning, i just want to put my head on the desk and go to sleep.

some guy keeps hassling me to read all this guy's books

STFU some guy

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I thought it was pretty well accepted that Oswald was a patsy and that the US knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time

how is it that fire and debris from one building could knock down another made of STEEL?

the debris was made of KRYPTONITE

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Oh my god eight people voted for the AIDS thing?

Can we get quincie in here?

whole lotta retards

Most plausible =/= plausible

Can we get quincie in here?
"yeah???"
http://timstvshowcase.com/quincy6.jpg

who's that one mobster who claimed to confess to killing jfk on his deathbed? apparently they whacked him for cracking down on their activities even though they helped him get into office through the teamsters.

Barcodes are intended to control people

how the fuck does this work?

Barracudas are intended to control people

"Jews control Hollywood," is a CONSPIRACY to you people? OMG HAHAHAH WTF

Get one copy of Variety, jebus

Barcodes are intended to control people

Only people that get barcode tattoos!

I am kind of upset the entire Atlantis mythology was not mentioned but perhaps it is there in spirit. Most New Agers/Conspiracy Theorists tend to tie it into pretty much all the other ones.

i don't get how ppl think the aids one is plausible.

"Jews control Hollywood," is a CONSPIRACY to you people? OMG HAHAHAH WTF

― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, September 28, 2008 9:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

"and the worldwide financial system," jebus.