Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

thats the worst advice i have ever heard

omg don't get upset

I thought I'd seen some pics of the gal years ago w/a lil' glass hash pipe but GIS is only turning up pics of Kristen Stewart.

it always upsets me when we have a difference of opinion , surm <3

hehe <3

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6je8rSTM21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

ewwww

"Miss Lohan, you have a visitor."

http://marceckomuse.com/

This thread. <3

xp the "behind the scenes" video for that is o_O

Adderall is not a whole lot better IMO. She needs to put away the uppers and become a pothead or something.

― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 2, 2010 10:35 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

adderall not a whole lot better...than METH??

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6k6rghRom1qa931co1_500.gif

hell yeah

FREE

"Adderall" L.A. street-price just went up.

post rehab

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo13.jpg

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo01.jpg

she looks better already imo

so pretty

http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanlooksgoodish.jpg

Hooray! Yes folks, this is what can happen to you when you're locked away in prison, then in rehab, get off booze and drugs (hopefully) and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!

Would Clash.

and most of all are kept away from all those fucktarded hangers-on and dipshit freeloading family members!

This is the key, but who will do the keeping-away? Another newer batch of fucktarded hangers-on. If she can learn to do it on her own, she'll be ok. Otherwise, another couple of rehabs and a bunch of "TRAGIC O.D." headlines.

Maybe one of the things people are taught in rehab is "telling people to fuck off"?

Instructor: "Hello, welcome to 'Telling People To Fuck Off 101'. First of all, I want you all to cough."
Class: "(cough)"
Instructor: "Excellent! Now say the word 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh?"
Instructor: "Try and say it a bit more clearly. Like this - 'fuh'."
Class: "fuh!"
Instructor: "Very good! Now we're going to combine the two together. So I want you all to cough, and then immediately say 'fuh'. Let's all try that now."
Class: "(cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Now I want you all to cough, say 'fuh', then cough again, and say 'fuh', and keep coughing and 'fuh'ing like that."
Class: "(cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh, (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Keep going, but a little bit faster!"
Class: "(cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh (cough) fuh"
Instructor: "Faster!"
Class: "(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh(cough)fuh"
Instructor: "Louder!"
Class: "fuckofffuckofffuckoffFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF"
Instructor: "And... STOP!"
(class stops, slumping back in their chairs visibly out of breath)
Instructor: "Excellent. That ends the lesson for today. Tomorrow we'll learn about the importance of being able to raise the middle finger!"

waht

It's the new edgy Englishness that's creeping over to America right now...
Has British Culture Declined In The Last 20 Years?

Was that from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival?

Lindsay Lohan is driving a brand new Maserati.

And it looks like the LAPD has taken notice.

Early Sunday morning the just-released-from-rehab star was pulled over by cops after running a red light, X17Online.com reports.

The 24-year-old actress was trying to get to the Chateau Marmont Hotel, the scene of many of her previous late-night shenanigans.

On probation after completing two weeks in jail and court appointed rehab, the star, driving a $150,000 Maserati GranTurismo, with 433 horses under the hood, apparently used a few of those horses to try to put some distance between her and the following paparazzi.

After she was stopped, Lohan was let off with a warning, X17Online.com reported.

Lohan must under go random drug testing as a condition of her release from rehab last week.

Oh, Lindsay...

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/44042PCN_Lilo01.jpg

ok i have not looked at lilo and thought "would smash" in literally YEARS (tends to be more "ugh poor thing") but

would totally smash

great outfit

What's with this Jerry Lewis LiLo beef?

he said he would smack her in the mouth iirc

wsitm

that is my favorite clash shirt

it would look great on my floor

um

tru xp

xxp Is your floor particularly small?

Still best thread on ILX by a mile.

kerm ftw

THE VANITY FAIR PHOTOSHOOT ALMOST MADE ME CRY INSIDE THE BOOKSTORE

i love this man.

shes a girl, surm

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/photos/image_20100913/SPL209308_001_0.jpg

new shoot

aand back with the red

http://celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/lilo-court-test.JPG

RED!!!

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great day, or GREATEST DAY?

i welcomed her