Great Real Names

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t

Jock Stirrup
I used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.

Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.

Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047

Ethelyn Wangjabs

Randy Hassler

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg

there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler

came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg

One of the angry souls is Dr. Festus Dada, a Nigerian-born gastric bypass specialist, who filed a fraud/breach of contract suit and alleges Dykstra kept a $500,000 deposit after a deal fell apart to purchase a Southern California car wash and retail center then owned by Dykstra.

A few people' names I've come across at work recently

Kinal Faik - Turkish I think. Much better when presented with the surname first
Verma Leather
Michael Terrence Scull (Empty Skull)

That Dykstra article was a doozy. Sounds like a sociopath.

Philbert Blank

Went to a christening on the weekend at a church that gets down with the kids with "new", allegedly "funky" music. Saw that a couple of the songs played were credited to a Dottie Rambo. Thought I had misread, but she's real: www.dottierambo.net

From watching those Nollywood trailers: Larry Koldsweat

Freek Bots

my friend was compiling medical journal articles and texted this to me a while back:

"I just came across the most amazing name ever: Ahshrik Ahmetaputi."

as in, I shriek I made a pootie.

tv weathermen:
topper shutt (DC local news)
storm field
flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

flip spiceland (i could swear he used to be on dc news as well..)

― daria, actually (daria-g), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure I remember him from CNN headline news (way back in the mid-nineties or so).

Avelina Tierrablanca

Wasyl Melnychuk

came across this today at work:
R. Dick0ver

You guys, I just found out my wife went to high school with a guy named Young Rachel.

lolz. i went to school with a guy named Dick Ball.

My brother just informed me his wife wants to name their soon to be son M4x1m1ll14n M0nt4gu3 M4rt1n

I met a guy yesterday called

ROCKY RISING

His name sounds like a suburb.

I don't feel good about finding amusement in the name of a Native American, but I have to say this name is pretty next level:

Skeet Yellowhair

Dan Sing (ex-dancer)

i about shit myself when my parents told of their family friend Dick Comfort

Sheikh Mahboob.

Skeet Yellowhair

― President Deez (some dude), Monday, October 26, 2009 8:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit @ this

haha i somehow managed to miss that in my eagerness to post about the Sheikh. Awesome.

Doualy Xaykaothao

Sophocles Papas.

Ronette Coleman.

When I was younger I knew a girl called Aislinn Buttock. There isn't a day I don't remember that name and think 'Wow. Just wow.'

guys i found a picture of Skeet Yellowhair on GIS:

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/something_mary.jpg

Dan Sumption

I met a woman last week whose maiden name was butch and whose married name was queen, which is a pretty awesome hyphenate

1930s ballplayer Smead Jolley

Mr O Dear (Owen)
Mrs O Crumbs (Olivia)
Mr Gervaise McGenity
Brooklyn Bassett
Harrison Bees
Harrison Crass

I plan to write a murder ballad featuring the latter two names - The Ballad Of Harrison Bees & Harrison Crass

There's a woman at my school named D0lores Pfeuff3r-Sch3rer and I think it's the greatest name ever.

two in one day:

Nick Gallon

Roux Joubert

Fugitive D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris arrested

r0nnie p0wn4ll

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pownall%20road%20london

As mentioned on another thread, Men Chuin Kok. I have also come across (so to speak) Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday, who must be Bond girls, non?

i could see myself falling madly in love with a girl called felicity windmill.

There's an african footballer whose name is Christ Bongo

Falko Mortiboys

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

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