Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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everything from her neck up has actually been made out of mahogany for the last two years

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/DavidFricke/vincentgallo.jpg

it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.

lol at acting like looking 30 is god-awful

srsly

100 percent of dudes saying lol lindsay = would hit it

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otm & otm. (xp)

I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.

the question posed by those photos isn't "would u hit it," though, it's "was it a good idea for her to invite side-by-side comparisons to Marilyn Monroe?"

Dude, the question posed by those pictures is "will I be jerking it to these pictures."

wtf i thought you were a chick

the answer is a solid no, then

very nice boobses, and she's still pretty, but this ain't imagibation material

Chicks can jerk, too, Alex.

chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.

Well, the answer to the question doesn't have to be "yes."

x-post -- This from a guy.

haha

xp

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The only Lindsay Lohan movie I've seen is A Prairie Home Companion, so this is how I think of her.

u should see mean girls

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

When I think of her, I think simultaneously of the promo shots in the sluttacious Catholic school uniform and the awesome, passed-out-in-Samantha-Ronson's-Jeep-with-DRI-tags-around-the-neck photos.

Alex, don't worry, she'll get her shit together by the 10 year reunion.

I think that Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen still you posted earlier today is my favorite Lohan image.

I wish very pale people wouldn't use bronzer and self-tanner -- it usually ends up looking like dirt smeared on their face.

-- Nicole, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:21 (1 hour ago) Link

YES.

also yes it is a bad idea to invoke marilyn comparisons. that's just a stupid idea.

it's really just a matter of time before she does a Gallo movie and lets him Sevigny her out.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 8:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

plz

chicks usually have better taste in chicks, tho.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:29 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf are you on about chicks have awful taste in chicks

yeah actually I agree with you, I was just saying it for effect.

max OTM! i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

basically, these pics are like running into the hottest girl you knew in high school or college, and she's still looking alright but you can tell her looks are fading and her life/personality is pretty fucked up now (i.e. "would hit it," but kinda hoping the opportunity doesn't arise, since it would probably be an unsatisfying parking lot BJ that you'd feel awful about afterwards). that kind of experience = not boner city, is all I'm saying.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

yeah i'd feel SO AWFUL about that.

that is pretty otm tho.

blowjob in parking lot could be lindsay's indian name.

sarah jessica horseface is cute!

uh, no

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awful as in kind of nauseous, I meant.

not even, at this point shes like HJ in the bar bathroom

is this what is going to happen to cheerleader from heroes in 5 years?

true xp

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot.

i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet

LOL, a chick I know just tried to convince me of that a few nights ago.

chicks are rong

sjp is not remotely hot

No, but she is cute, in the sense that girls usually mean it.

No she bloody isn't, shes hideous.

i think she'll go the hilton route. xp

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:21 PM

she will inherit a hotel empire and then release a narcissistic sex tape?

Some cruel writer referred to SJP as "Rubberfaced funnyman Sarah Jessica Parker" in an article (which I guiltily chuckled at)

lolol

haaaaaaaaa