Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

btw, Aretha for free in Brooklyn Thursday night

(tonight too I think, but must be over)

Ahhh, cool air. This is how I feel right now:

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/sun-with-sunglasses-thumb5826306.jpg

uh, so gayz, i have to move. i don't want to, for the most part, but am starting to feel really bad about things.

like, how is it that new housemate who has spent a total of like a month and a half here since she moved in May 1st gets to dictate what the house needs?

how is it that other housemates agree with her, but say that it's more a lifestyle thing and nothing against me as a person?

urgh.

I keep forgetting Rev is bi.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 9, 2010 1:05 PM Suggest Ban Permalink
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tbh i kind of spent the winter doing the same except for wanking to girly porn sometimes and then all the girls came out in their summer clothes and i basically went nuts ^___^

ew don't say "wanking"

"wanking"

ok, also, gross thing here, but i have a corn on my right big toe that might be able to win some sort of record.

:(

it's actually kind of fascinating. i can peel layers off myself like an onion.

need new shoes obv.

i've had bumps on my toes for years but have no idea what they are or what caused them. they're something of a deterrent to wearing open-toed shoes in public, even though i still sometimes do

and now i've gone down the wormhole of GIS'ing various podiatric ailments :( :(

i never wear sandles ever p. much cause i detest the thought of being a dude who wears sandles. i haven't even owned any since i was like 10

i can't even spell them :(

also i p. much hate feet

Yay, boy from other night messaged me back! There is hope!

feet are gross. i just can't understand foot fetishists...or at least i guess i can see how a foot in really good condition can be attractive, but those dudes must spend their lives in a frustrating and fruitless pursuit of a half-decent foot, let alone a perfect one, because in practice feet are gross. and you can't get away from it, it's an inevitable consequence of being human.

re: str8 dudes - i ask them questions about their taste! usually w/r/t muscles, i never quite know where str8 dudes stand on women with eg toned arms. i know several girls whoa are weirdly paranoid about that...like they'll go to the gym to lose weight but they're scared of lifting weights and gaining visible muscle. i'm like, how can getting your body in healthy, strong shape ever be a bad thing? smh. anyway yeah, retty easy to proffer one's own opinion in those conversations. it's usually cool but if they get too obnoxious then i can just go there w/r/t boys and that usually reins them in.

I just got back to my house for the first time since Friday afternoon (craaaaaaazy birthday weekend!). I feel like I have so much to catch up on!

not into crazy muscle chicks tbrr

― grady "cougar" mellencamp (The Reverend), Monday, March 22, 2010 10:41 AM Bookmark

then again, i'm not into crazy muscle dudes either

well there's crazy crazy muscles which are nagl on either sex and just make me think of roids, like the dude i walked into on the tube the other day, and then there's just tone and definition, which is what the girls i referred to seem to be scared of

so Aretha cancelled. Again. Like when I planned to see her in '86.

For you, Morbs. One of my favorite Aretha tunes from the eighties:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tadGA5QJbU&feature=av2e

In other news I, somewhat idly, hooked up with my ex. He left my place just ten minutes ago.

i'm just not into sex with strangers as a way to relieve our mutual boredom. (not that i've not done it before and won't ever again.)

...

You guys know those Save the Children guys that stand on the sidewalk and try to guilt you into donating money? I totally hit it off with one and then got dinner with him after he got off work. During which he proceeded to tell me about his "partner" and also mentioned the word "monogamous", WTF! I also went to an ACT UP meeting and saw Orlando and picked up two AIDS short-story collections (by Allen Barnett and Jameson Currier) and then danced on top of a speaker cabinet to "Debaser" and then capped the night by doing something impulsive at 2AM that probably was unwise considering I had work in 12 hours.

stevie d u r awesome

wau

I really disliked Orlando

and who wants to see Gentlemen Prefer Blondes on Thursday eve?

And that was just on Monday!! Orlando was very nice but not exceptional. I'd maybe like to see it again but I wouldn't buy it. Morbs what specifically did you really dislike about it?

I haven't seen it since 1994 but I thought then it was static except for the bitching session between Alexander Pope and his colleagues. Not charmless though, and I'm not sure how else one can film such an "unfilmeable" book.

it's typical modernist/feminist/pansexual claptrap of the time (the movie, not Woolf)

i really like Debaser

it's typical modernist/feminist/pansexual claptrap of the time (the movie, not Woolf)

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:16 PM (2 hours ago)

yeah i always wanna see this movie

I'm sure I'd hate other Sally Potter movies based on what I've read about em

OK so here is the house mix that I made!! For review:

01. William Orbit, Beck, and Pink - "Feel Good Time (Summer Holidays Mix)"
02. Masters at Work feat. India - "I Can't Get No Sleep (Ken/Lou 12")"
03. Dajae - "Brighter Days (Album Version)"
04. Karen Finley - "Tales of Taboo (Radio Mix)"
05. S'Express - "Hey Music Lover"
06. Madonna - "Ray of Light (Liquid Mix)"
07. Vitalic - "My Friend Dario (Dima Prefers Newbeat Mix)"
08. The Stone Roses - "Begging You"
09. C+C Music Factory - "Here We Go, Let's Rock and Roll"
10. Jose & Luis - "Queen's English (Album Version)"
11. Tom Tom Club - "Beautiful"
12. Planet Soul - "Set U Free (Radio Mix)"
13. A Guy Called Gerald - "Voodoo Ray"
14. Frankie Knuckles feat. Jamie Principle - "Your Love"

House of D01n4ck.zip

morbs would u consider _handmaid's tale_ to be typical modernist feminist claptrap of the time

which i watched last night fwiw

never read or saw THT

t3d when are u in NY? wd u like this?

http://www.filmlinc.com/wrt/onsale/fcssummer/ubuweb.html

yeah, let us know when you get here because i'm officially not heading out west anytime soon :/

out west

that sounds so romantic right now

out west

doesn't it tho

doesn't it

:-/

you know you could probably just go

i think tabes gets to NY Monday

soon as i get someone else to pay for my airfare/lodging

dont you know ppl who live there from college you could crash w/

if i were you i'd try and find a ride and split petrol money and just go. srsly.

i was gonna move out there if i got this job. which i didn't.

i do get in monday. i work from 12-6 that day and 9-6 on tuesday and wednesday. on tuesday, i'm going to this crazy gay fetish thing that my friend tommy works at. looks like a lot of ballgags and leather. eh, it's cool.

um...anyway, yeah, kind of a short trip, might not be able to really hang that much. also, Morbz, Kenny Goldsmith is a pompous shit and those other two bands are dullsville unless one is WAAAYYYY STONED.

haha, I know K.G. from his unlistenable WFMU show, he and I talk shit at each other whenever I see him

I am now proofreading a poem called "Dr3ams 0f Ps0riasis"