NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

I think it might just be some generic 80s everyman, tbh.

nono I said who it was, seriously

maybe a young david niven too

Our Hannah has got a little crush on Darren Fletcher. Kinda lol but mostly o_O

20% tim dalton, 80% begbie imo

Midge Ure

xxp lol wut.

does she not like andy carroll? i quite like andy carroll :/

Is it the jazz guitarist Sean Penn played in that Woody Allen film?

really, LJ, it's not. Midge Ure best shout so far, but that's not it.

Darren Fletcher's not so bad (when he's not being utterly invisibly crap for Scotland). Imagine it was like John Terry or someone.

barney ronay is doing the minute by minute for the guardian and he seems a bit in love with andy carroll

I'm going to wake up about four in the morning haunted by Joey Barton's stupid facial hair and going to realise I'm thinking of someone my dad used to hang out with when I was 9 or something.

ah yeah well there you go, me and ronay are like THAT. (forceful finger x thing.)

i just checked and tbf you always think the fletch is uglier than he really is. apologies.

Nah he's pretty rough really.

Maybe Barton looks like Paul Franz Ferdinand when he has a 'tache?

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mummy.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/darren_fletcher_1109289c.jpg

A++++++++++++++++++

Is that one of those mummies from Xinjiang? Don't recognise the dude on the top tho.

just this once, i won't take credit for something off a blog. it was one of those "crap lookalikes" i dimly remembered.

still chewing over a bad mummy, nani, bebe dadjoek.

o my

that's spoty sewn up again

martin tyler pondering the health and safety hazards of advertising hoardings. this game is boring.

ooh look goal giggzzzzzzzz.

Seriously, though, that was excellent. Twenty seasons in a row, is it?

Twenty-one seasons in a row

Some hybrid of Midge Ure and Ian Rush, I think. I'm not giving this any more thought.

The Mad Twatter from Skins if he sticks to his "not shaving till we win a game" thing.

STOP TALKING ABOUT PAUL SCHOLES

I think I've solved the Barton riddle, it's this fella:

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/22/peter_mandelson_moustache.jpg

I'd hit it

terrifying minority report feel to sky's new set, andy gray stopping football crimes before they happen. perhaps the technology could be used to decide if a player should be spared sending off based on being a nice lad like joe cole or not.

OTM about Andy Gray's Panopticon

Not telling me Mandy isn't trying to look like Midge Ure there

There's also a bit of 80s Kevin Webster going on with Barton. He is just everybloke 80s moustachio man.

Why not talk about Paul Scholes?

gray's head is a giant edifice.

x-post cos it's a fucking broken record for the last 2/3 seasons

only diff now is he actually has played well, rather than the one decent game in 10.

ha, "a touch of dad's army about it" says the interviewer about the 3rd goal.

Scholes was absurdly good. It was an unusually good performance, and I think it deserves all the praise. Especially in light of England being abject.

still a fucking thug though.

minority report a bit, but also looks like andy gray's tanning salon

"tik a bed son, tik a bed"

Our Hannah has got a little crush on Darren Fletcher.

he's a nice kid iirc from summer hols down our way. she could take home worse.

ohh, they're moving to the giant screen...

This meme about Scholes might've come back for the world cup if Capello had made the call, not Bandini - I'm supposed to think Capello's the bad guy, right?

super lols at Richard Keys acting the clueless fool.

still a fucking thug though.

― The referee was perfect (Chris), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:08 (2 minutes ago)

this is the thing about Liverpool fans - you so nearly get me onside, then you start pointing The Finger

he's a nice kid iirc from summer hols down our way. she could take home worse.

Yeah but Hannah's 8.

COME ON LJ SCHOLES' TACKLES HAVE THEIR OWN SECTION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION DEDICATED TO THEM

it's the "shucks, Scholesy was a little late there bless him" that irks me more than anything.

i'll defend every single thing about paul scholes except his tacking, the guy's a thug off the ball. with chris on this one

would not describe him as a malicious tackler, more a clumsy one

now carragher? there's a thug

:D

if it gets me back onside and makes you feel any better, then i'm more than happy to acknowledge carra's thug-like tendencies ;)

After the first 10 years of your career clumsy sort of wears off as an excuse.

we live in a world where Kevin Muscat is not in jail, of course, so it's all relative