Sarah Jessica Parker is hot.
― milo z, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
i don’t have any idea how many times some chick has tried to convince me that Sarah Jessica horse face was cuet
LOL, a chick I know just tried to convince me of that a few nights ago.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
chicks are rong
― Jordan, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
sjp is not remotely hot
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
No, but she is cute, in the sense that girls usually mean it.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
No she bloody isn't, shes hideous.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
i think she'll go the hilton route. xp
-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 9:21 PM
she will inherit a hotel empire and then release a narcissistic sex tape?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
Some cruel writer referred to SJP as "Rubberfaced funnyman Sarah Jessica Parker" in an article (which I guiltily chuckled at)
― Savannah Smiles, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:17 (eighteen years ago)
lolol
― omar little, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:18 (eighteen years ago)
haaaaaaaaa
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:19 (eighteen years ago)
burrrrn
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)
SJP is not attractive. Nope.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
I mean, look. She's got a tight little body, especially given that she's had a kid. In that regard, she's got it going on.
But the killer combo is that her face really isn't all that attractive and she plays terminally annoying characters who constantly have an overblown sense of entitlement.
So long as she makes Matthew Broderick (seemingly, a bro among actors) happy, I have no problem with her. Break Ferris' heart, and I'll break her.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:15 (eighteen years ago)
she is SO HOT.
evidence:
http://www.umich.edu/~ece/student_projects/female_journalism/satc_carrie_s3_396x502_033020041903.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:16 (eighteen years ago)
i'm sorry but that is a gorgeous fucking woman, with hot clothes.
http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/carriewaist.jpg
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.art.com/images/-/Sarah-Jessica-Parker--C10043745.jpeg
do not want
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
she's no mary louise parker
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
granted i have no idea what that looks like from a carnal point of view, so i can't really say. but from a gay male/chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:22 (eighteen years ago)
mary louise is hot but her face looks like it's been stitched too much.
YOU ARE ON CRACK
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:24 (eighteen years ago)
FUCKING CRACK.
THE GHETTO DRUG THAT THE CIA MADE TO KEEP BLACK PEOPLE DOWN. YOU SMOKE IT.
hahaha OTM
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
and look what it did to Lohan. My god.
― will, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
mary-louise parker has had her face seriously lifted. and there was nothing wrong with it before. now it kind of makes me feel tense.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
sjp is a butterface
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
i know this is just a computer generated body but were it real itd be best ever 500% a++++++++
http://popbytes.com/img/mary-centerfold-weeds.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
MLP >>>>>>>>>>>LiLo>>>>>>>>>>>>>SJP
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:29 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
what does this mean xactly?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
the phrase "tight little body" should be [nabisco]'ed out permanently
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
not when it's perfectly accurate.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
-- omar little, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:30 AM (1 second ago) Bookmark Link
leave the teenpop dudes alone ok
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)
butter face = everything is nice but her face
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahaha right
ok but that's wrong
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)
not in the case of SJP
― gbx, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)
alright whatever.
what's the new john lennon movie looking like?
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:33 (eighteen years ago)
someone explain Mary Louise Parker to me. I don't get it.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:33 (eighteen years ago)
but from a chick's point of view, she is undoubtedly hottt.
NO
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
mary louise parker is a very pretty, slightly plain-looking girl who's made a career out of enjoyable screen presence and a half-drugged sounding drawl that she can sometimes work to her great benefit.
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
-- horseshoe, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 12:33 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
o_O
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
I think maybe her face always seems sort of droopy-to-one-side to me.
xpost well chicks apparently don't know anything about this.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)
well she didn't get on tv cuz everyone finds her so painful to look at!!
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)
god i'm such an asshole. i'm sure if i ran into her in life i'd think she was lovely.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)
mlp = hawt cute cool what not to like
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)
AND SHE ALWAYS HAS WEEEEED
l o l
hahahaha
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)
it's true she seems fun