this is the thread where we talk breathlessly about the best TV show on North American television: THE AMAZING RACE!

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Give me a kiss, Nick. Now, dammit!

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"Why are you making this so difficult?" Colin asked his girlfriend as he was trying to stiff a cabbie and insult the local police.

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I seriously couldn't watch some of that shit, it was so nerve-wracking. I had to get up and walk into the other room for a minute.

n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd do him.

Ha ha. j/k

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race5/images/teams/colin/passport.jpg

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Colin & Christie met in a class at the University of Texas in Austin and have been
dating for over a year. Both now live in Corpus Christi, Texas. When Colin saw Christie
give a presentation in their communications class, he knew that she was the one for him.
It took eight months of being friends before he finally got her to go out on a date with
him.
Colin claims that he will ask Christie to marry him if they can get through the
Race together.

Christie is the 1996 Miss Teen USA winner, the first and only one from Texas. However,
she considers her biggest accomplishment in life to be working to pay her entire way
through college and graduating with honors. She describes herself and her teammate as
"very competitive, extremely aggressive with strong personalities." Although Christie
says that she is always late, she is also a perfectionist who hates losing.

Colin is the owner of a cell phone store. Among the accomplishments he is most proud
of is getting Christie to fall in love with him, which he claims is better than being the
top first-year dealer for a book publishing company in the United States.
He also agrees
that he and Christie are both very aggressive and “very outspoken and in-your-face.”
However, he is a very open person who will talk to anyone, while Christie is extremely
private.

Colin & Christie are excited about competing in THE AMAZING RACE 5 because they
will be able to travel the world and participate in this kind of competition. Christie adds,
"Another reason for doing this Race is that it is a test to see if we are marriage potential.
I know we can win, and if we do, we're getting married right after the show."

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

CELL PHONE STORE OWNER & PHARMACEUTICAL SALES REP
I guess they deserve each other.

n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How romantic!!! ha ha

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"Good thing I have off-roading experience!"

"A GPS navigation system - I know how to use this, no problem!"

morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i hope he gets ostricitis of the testicles.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope an emu bites him in the nuts.

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

$100 isn't even a bad deal for a two-hour cab ride, "donut" on the front wheel or no.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

If he hadn't been goading him to go "faster, faster" the donut mighta held. Also, remember that the first cabbie Chip & Kim talked to wanted $150.

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"Our tire had a flat...give us your spare." Yeah, Colin amped up the cockfarmitude pretty high during that scene, and then knocked it out of the park during that pointless standoff with the cabbie. 'Til this episode, they were my favorite team along with Chip and Kim.

Btw, no one commented on the funniest scene of all-time a few weeks back, when Charla was desperately trying to keep the goats on the boat. Her tapdancing back and forth along the bow with her arms outstretched = comedy gold.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

they way colin threw the money at those people, oy vey. You. Must. Die. Now.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost
Christian girlfriend and Colin should get together and then they really wouldn't let anybody overcharge them for anything.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't tell the difference between Christian Girlfriend and Colin's Girlfriend. I guess white people just all look the same to me.

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I worry about Christian boyfriend every time he tries to read a clue out loud. You can almost see a thin column of smoke rise from his head ("Take a plane to... Dubay").

Though I did like his nonchalant "Bye, baby" as he dove out of the plane. If I were skydiving, and called my girlfriend "baby," I'd hope to play it that cool.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't tell the difference between Christian Girlfriend and Colin's Girlfriend.

Totally.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race5/images/teams/brandon/passport.jpg

Brandon & Nicole met just over a year ago at a Bridal Extravaganza in Houston, Texas.
As reigning Miss Texas, she was there to model a new bridal gown, while Brandon was
there as her escort on the runway. Right after the bridal show ended, Brandon got her
telephone number, and they've been dating ever since. Both consider themselves very
religious and spiritual people and describe their relationship as God-centered.

Brandon, a Texas A&M alum, is now a model and has lived in various big cities,
including New York, Miami and Houston, while Nicole currently lives in Los Angeles
and is pursuing an acting career. Nicole's proudest accomplishments have been winning
Miss Texas USA 2003 and being the second runner up at Miss USA 2003.

Brandon & Nicole's primary motivation for being on THE AMAZING RACE 5 is to win
the $1 million prize, but they also look forward to spending more time together, since
their careers have kept them apart.

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Christie is the 1996 Miss Teen USA vs
Nicole's proudest accomplishments have been winning
Miss Texas USA 2003

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Brandon was crying on the way to the Aeroport because he didn't want to do skydiving.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I noticed that! He's very easily cowed.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Moooo!

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Brandon is a gigantic quivering vagina.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Just a reminder that it is going to be on an hour earlier than usual due to RNC coverage.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh shit, AMazing Race vs. Last Comic Standing? Why did I throw out my VCR when the DVD revolution hit?

Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know if this applies to Canada, Huck.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Was LCS any good? I couldn't be bothered last night. There is always t*rr*nt for TAR, though, if you have broadband.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, Leon! :-D

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, I still have my VCR, and we get American (mainly from Detroit) signals on cable here, but both shows are also carried by Cdn networks, so we actually usually have a variety of options as to when we'd like to watch.
Ha ha, one more reason why Canada rules, we can watch American TV shows twice in one night!

Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Leon!!! I totally would have missed that and I would have hated to wait for the repeat.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I think they've stopped re-running them on Saturday nights, too.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

On the West Coast, for once the 3-hour delay works in our favor. On at the usual 10pm.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

so i guess that means that big brother is on at 8. maria makes me watch big brother. and survivor. i haven't been able to watch friends for years now.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

and if big brother is on at 8 i won't be able to watch the gilmore girls rerun. i realize this is more than any of you need to know about my viewing habits.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Did anyone see the guy the twins hit up for cash? "Twins!" PIMP.

I officially love Chip and Kim.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

But seriously, "The last team may be eliminated."

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"IM PACKING IT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I wanted God's models gone after they refused to do the Fast Forward using the LAMEST EXCUSE EVER (how is it that two alleged models don't understand the concept of wigs?).

Chip and Kim are great and their read on Colin and subsequent strategy for handling him = they are the smartest team in the race.

The twins... are dim. But yeah, that dude they begged cash off of had me in hysterics.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I wanted God's models to be kicked off - they were last becuase of their vanity - they don't deserve to continue. I would have liked to see COlin coerce Christie into getting her head shaved though.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

India really gets people every time. Every year on the Amazing race! They won't be winning an award from the Indian Tourist Board anytime soon.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

AND SO IT IS WRITTEN, GOD WANTS YOU TO CONTINUE RACING AND TO HAVE HAIR!

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't wait until next wek when Christie starts yelling back at Colin.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked the part where Nicole started freaking out because people were grabbing her on the bus (or was it a train?) and Brandon started praying for the Lord to help her.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I am never going to get on a train in India. Unless I'm wearing armour.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"Lord, please remove that man's hands from my girlfriend's posterior."

Brandon (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Colin had the right idea: "Oh, I'm gonna BUST that ass."

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the Bowling Moms are weird because they have absolutely nothing going for them (they are slow, dim, and not particularly lucky), but they still manage to not lose every week.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link


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