Gays, its summer 2010 so... EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS

oh shit, sorry to hear that :( did they take much?

i will be attempting to banish the intruding spirits this week with an elaborate sage-frying, butter-browning, potato-mashing ritual

while playing Kate Bush Get Out Of My House at full volume

sorry elmo :(

oh no elms

elmo OTM about cooking being about the pleasure of process. My sister is in town this week and we made stir fry last night. So good.

Sorry to hear about the apartment. I just moved into a big ground floor place which used to be a spa - huge windows - and will now def be warier. People are dicks.

yeah, i'm on the 1st floor and i never suspected I'd want bars on my windows as much as i do right now

OK So in addition to my mom calling me in Philly yesterday and telling me that my room sort of flooded and that the carpet's soaking wet against and two feet extending from this one wall (where I had a ton of boxes stored), I come home and find that she took this GIANT pot of soup that I made out of the fridge to get something behind it, and just left it on the counter overnight. Was v time consuming and not cheap either, and I had gotten to eat a total of one (1) bowl of it.

Thanks, mom.

wonder if anyone here doesn't have a mom who drives them crazy

*raises hand*

yeah my mom is possibly the least crazy-making person in my family these days

my mom is 82 and lives 90 miles away, so she seldom surprises me much now.

I just need to gtfo of this house. NYC/Philly here I come.

i basically have the best parents ever. we are all awesome friends. it's my sister who drives us crazy

my mom is pretty much the best

duh

give holler if you wanna go anywhere, Steve (& j0e?)

were we talking about hot drummers? terry bozzio, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3891DejVQxU

ugh, can't take my mom right now, need to move out of this house

also idk what to make of this long-distance flirting, thinking of a road trip to ohio!

also nyc and amsterdam work trips in november, i think i will run into hot dudes in both of those places? <3 <3 <3

so long as you steer clear of the red light district in the latter, yes

Visiting NYC is somewhat of a priority for me now. I've never done this long-distance thing. I'm not even sure if it's a "thing".

hey gays, on Wed night I attended a live radio broadcast where someone uttered the phrase "Sophie Tucker's cunt."

This morning at 4, I closed a local bar w/ a guy I've had a crush on forever and pressed my card into his hand as he was unchaining his bike.

That is all.

sounds like a good week.

Morbs, you have cards??

Should be modeled after this dude's card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

I was unemployed for 8 months last year, of course I have cards.

"Morbius. Doctor, if you're nasty."

I just hope this guy calls me for dinner and not freelancing.

Or just "lancing," heh heh

GO MORBS!

college is such torture

there are too many hot guys -- i can't even concentrate in class

pretty sure i'm gonna get a 98% in my women and gender studies class because there are two other dudes in there and none are cute

if you start dating one of these women you're off my list

i would never

I know it's a dreadful cliche, but the men and women in those gender classes are usually...ugh

yeah.....

there are too many hot guys -- i can't even concentrate in class

are there... sweatpants?

mesh shorts, even better

oh man

so basically you get to watch swingin dicks all day?

i miss college sometimes

there have been swinging dicks, yes

and now since i'm wearing contacts & i can wear sunglasses and be less conspicuous about my staring

<3

Ha -- if I saw you in sunglasses indoors I'd think, "Panderer."

mesh shorts, flip-flops, and accessorized girlfriend are de rigeur FIU attire.

ha i don't wear them inside!

i have a guy coming over tonight

first time i've ever had a dude over here

Yay!

I've got the girls over.

http://stylusmagazine.com/turntable/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/Golden_Girls-1p0f.png

go sarges!