New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

can we talk about how useless ping is

"You can’t like a song while you are listening to your existing collection. If you’ve bought a song or album, Ping assumes you like it (bad assumption), but none of your actual listening activity appears in your stream.
You can only like songs in the iTunes store. And even doing that isn’t easy. There is a big like button for each album, but if you want to like a song, you need to click the drop-down arrow next to the buy button. Be careful not to hit buy, unless you really like the song.

Once you do like a song, that shows up in your stream with a nice big buy button for all your friends to follow suit. Of course, they can’t listen to the whole song before deciding to buy, only a sample. You can’t share playlists. You can’t really do much other than peddle music to your friends."

so retarded. it's like a brick wall of social networking.

social networking marketing

can't imagine wanting to opt in to another social networking service unless there's a super compelling reason to do so at this point tbh

it's like one button click if you have an itunes account, I'll give it a minute

man i love the magic trackpad so much i bought another one for work :/

o rllly

OMG iOS 4.1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll stick to last.fm, thanks.

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT HAVING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW AVAILABLE FOR MY iPHONE 3G, THANKS STEVE

the new iphone! : what blackberries have been for 89003988923 years now.

THANKS FOR NOT CONSTANTLY GIVING ME FREE NEW THINGS STEVE

the new ipad! : what tablet pc's have been for 9803289 years now.

really guys?

ITS A REVOLUTION, THANK YOU STEVE JOBS

MIND YOU YEAH PING YOU'VE GOT A POINT S1OCKI

the new apple mac comput0r! : you spend 3,000 dollars to have us organize your cables for you!

thats it EXACTLY

I got a magic trackpad and it is pretty damn magical. Have to train my hand not to be all mousecrab shaped after so many years but otherwise - super sweet.

DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS JIMMY JOHN GIMP IS TO BE FAIR

iPHONE UPDATE GOING WELL SLOW, CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF

i'm...me? im also the obligatory apple troll, i leave at your command.

COMMAND-Q I THINK YOU'LL FIND

nope nope don't have that button on my billgates4eva-machine. sorry.

SOD OFF

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

dude was trying to harsh my apple software update buzz

Zing app isn't broken but my heart is

steve ballmer oils his shiny bald head and waits to rub it all over kelpolaris's body

kelley polar?

HEY I'VE GOT A BETTER SIGNAL! TAKE THAT, GOOGLE

the new apple trackpad! : hey, remember when you bought that mouse because you found those laptop fingerpads slow, dirty, and generally annoying? well, we've replaced your mice with trackpads! "this is truly magic stuff we're making here at apple mac comput0rz" - says industry genius steve jobs.

o man that is just SCATHING - im selling my apple stock right now

I don't remember when apple marketed that you were supposed to buy a mouse because laptop trackpods were annoying.

shhhhh i want to hear more biting satire

I need to learn to love the MBP trackpad, I'm tired of carrying a trackball everywhere I take the laptop.

definitely want the new appletv, since it's only $99 and does netflix which makes it cheaper than a rokku and I can use it to stream my itunes as well.

new itunes logo looks exactly like columbia logos from the 60's:

http://www.pinkfloydarchives.com/Discog/UK/LP/Piper/Piper1/labels.jpg

the new ipod nano!: in return for your trade-off of screen size, a scroll wheel, radio, and portable video device... we give you the ability to clip it onto your collar! now you can *show* people that you're listening to an ipod - that, you sir, are a trendsetter. wait, that's not all! we now give you *multi-touch*! in the rare occurence that you actually need more than one finger - albeit fit more than one finger - onto our *crisp* tiny ass screens, you will be able to listen to more animal collective: with two fingers! with two fingers! apple mac comput0rz: we r the fucher.

spellcheck: video recording device. the current one i think still plays videos. or not.

tears of laughter

a 'polarising' view

you know there's an apple hate thread, right?

yeah why are you reading this thread?

i want the attention!

you got 51 problems but a mac aint one

RIP kelpolaris -- he'll be looking over us, clutching his Dell tightly

have i been sb'd??? faaaaakkkk

yah, just now

Just seen Gruber backpedal past my window:

In particular, we are relaxing all restrictions on the development tools used to create iOS apps, as long as the resulting apps do not download any code. This should give developers the flexibility they want, while preserving the security we need.