Knights of Manhattan (2006) (announced) .... Bill Cannon Astérix aux jeux olympiques (2007) (pre-production) .... ObélixMichou d'Auber (2006) (filming) Quand j'étais chanteur (2006) (post-production) Olé (2005) (post-production) .... François Veber Amici miei '400 (2005) (post-production) Last Holiday (2006) (completed)
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link
He was in the WORST MOVIE I have ever seen!
― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20110817/world/french-star-depardieu-relieves-himself-in-plane-cabin.380638
French film actor Gerard Depardieu was caught short on a Paris to Dublin flight and chose not to bother going to the toilet before relieving himself, airline CityJet told AFP.
"I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane," a spokeswoman for the Air France-KLM subsidiary said, confirming a report on Europe 1 radio, which interviewed a passenger who witnessed the incident.
According to the passenger, who was not named, the 62-year-old was visibly inebriated and tried to stand up before take-off, when passengers are asked to wear seatbelts, declaring: "I want to piss, I want to piss."
When a stewardess asked him to sit and wait 15 minutes until the jet took off and reached cruising altitude, he said he could not wait. "And there and then he stood up and did it on the floor," she told the French broadcaster.
"We could see he had been drinking. The stewardess was dumbfounded," she added. "No-one said anything. It all happened with courtesy. Mr Depardieu sat back down and the plane returned to the parking area to be cleaned."
The spokeswoman said the incident had taken place on Tuesday evening on board flight AF5010. She did not say whether the company intended to take further action against the popular French star.
According to a Paris Airports website, the Dublin route is served by an Avro RJ-85, a regional jet that can carry up to 111 passengers and is routinely equipped with onboard toilets both fore and aft.
Depardieu is perhaps the best known face in French cinema, having appeared in almost 200 films, and is known abroad as the star of the 1990 literary epic Cyrano de Bergerac and the US romantic comedy Green Card.
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
Piss on a plane!
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link
In Potiche Depardieu looked as if he had swallowed a refrigerator; perhaps these days he's too fat to get into an airplane toilet?
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
It all happened with courtesyIt all happened with courtesyIt all happened with courtesyIt all happened with courtesyIt all happened with courtesy
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude, just wait till Ireland to get drunk, ffs.
― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I was in the pub the other week and a man tried to tell a joke about Gerard Depardieu marrying Whoopi Goldberg making her Whoopi Depardieu - he had to mispronounce it as "Doo-pee-doo" so we would get it. Horribly formed.
― ^^^ this (onimo), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Source: Gerard Depardieu urinates on plane
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Witness: Depardieu appeared inebriated
He is also a urinemaker
― Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
He was wandering around CalArts on class registration day a year or so ago. I still do not know why he was there. I say "wandering", but he was mostly sat in a chair resting on a cane. Dude is faaaaaat
― A41 (admrl), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Natalka/champagnePOP.jpg― yuengling participle (rotten03), Monday, October 31, 2005 2:12 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
He still makes a lot of swill, but nevertheless usually elevates it.
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/my-afternoons-with-margueritte/5751
(There's a peeing scene in this one, but he observes rather than initiates it.)
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i need to rewatch Les Valseuses but im inclined to agree!― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:45 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:45 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this movie is utterly abhorrent
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=669127>1=28103
― nostormo, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gossipcop.com/anderson-cooper-interviewing-gerard-depardieu-video-pee-urine-talk-show-interview-conversation-peeing-giggling-laughing-urinating/
thats better
― nostormo, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck this guy
― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
gerard-depardieu-video-pee-urine-talk-show-interview-conversation-peeing-giggling-laughing-urinating
― thomp ynchon (some dude), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
man, Underworld fell off
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
boor say hi to me
― buzza, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20927274
― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
Waving the new document, he was welcomed to Saransk by women wearing national costumes and served blini - traditional pancakes. He was also presented with a pair of felt boots and two kittens."I am very happy, it's very beautiful here, beautiful and soulful people live here," Interfax quoted him as saying. He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed both kittens whole.
"I am very happy, it's very beautiful here, beautiful and soulful people live here," Interfax quoted him as saying. He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed both kittens whole.
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
lol buzza
― If I was a carpenter, and you were a douchebag (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
france should bar him from entering the country
― iatee, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
"I am very happy, it's very beautiful here, and the people are delicious, especially wrapped in prosciutto and filled with Brie," Interfax quoted him as saying.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
Putin kissed Depardieu "like a kitten"
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
flying penis attacks gary kasparov
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/upload-TASS_4240936-pic4_zoom-1000x1000-64983.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 7 January 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
u handsome devil
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
tsk tsk
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4555-7416.gif
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
he is now a gnome
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
lag∞n's pic is some fancy hobbit shit
― Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Monday, 7 January 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
I wish him the best of luck in libertarian paradise russia
― mh, Monday, 7 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/gerard-depardieu-says-drinks-14-bottles-wine-day-015500058-us-weekly.html
"I killed two lions once and I understand why the lion is the king of the jungle. [It was] in legitimate self defense," he's quoted saying. "Imagine you're driving and your engine breaks down. You got out, and in your way are these animals. So you shoot, just to scare them. They don't move. I wasn't there for hunting. I was in Africa for Africa."
― You and Dad's Army? (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o542YKTrnZg
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 October 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
btw that is essentially the first big scene of his film career and it's rather amazing
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 October 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link
Huge talent.
― Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link
That's absolutely riveting. His face is fantastic.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 19 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
Just finally watched clip, never saw that one. Wow. Did not know Gerard and Jeanne had made a movie together before that other one- Les Valseurs? And the other woman is- Lucia Bosè? *holds breath, sighs*
― Thus We Frustrate Kid Charlemagne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 October 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
anyone ever seen this, which was Beineix's crash after Diva?
http://www.filmlinc.com/films/on-sale/the-moon-in-the-gutter
it's on YT, sans Eng titles
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
he is hilarious in Serge Gainsbourg's 1976 film starring Birkin & Dallesandro, a pansexual riding a white horse and warning a guy that he's killed people with his big fucking dick.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/7efbc07d131ac2c7a70572895b505fd3/tumblr_mhak3fsOOT1qmemvwo1_500.jpg
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link
when i was in france they had some /really/ old depardieu film on which was basically a meatballs-type thing set in a summer camp. not his finest hour.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link
"they had" -- i mean "they had on TV."
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 4 February 2016 23:00 (eight years ago) link
Was it Get Out Your Handkerchiefs?
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 February 2016 23:55 (eight years ago) link
i guess it was. so, not necessarily very "meatballs" at all!
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 5 February 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link
Ha! Your post got me thinking about that one again, which led me to remember that GD's costar Patrick Dewaere made another weird summer camp film a few years earlier called The Right Way To Walk, wherein he plays a macho camp counselor who bullies a co-worker he discovers is a transvestite. I imagine there's a whole sub-genre of this stuff.
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 5 February 2016 04:41 (eight years ago) link
I read Gérard Depardieu's autobiography and can assure you it doesn't disappoint. pic.twitter.com/cFqKS88LGM— Nick Newman (@Nick_Newman) September 28, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link