― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link
My mum and I were walking the dog and talking about how we'd off my father (semi-jokingly)...walked around a hill and there were a bunch of people sitting there looking a bit stunned.
Ah well.
― papa november (papa november), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― papa november (papa november), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link
YOU CUNT!!!!
Two uncomfortable seconds later:
...do that! You cunt. You simply cunt. I don't beleef you.
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link
-- mark s (mar...), September 5th, 2001
Upon reflection, an accurate assessment.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link
I say this all the time. I think it started as a joke, but today I said "I haven't talked to you since last time!" without thinking anything of it until afterwards.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link
Best thread ever.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link
Guy1: Guess who I saw at the mall the other day.Guy2: Um...who?Guy1: Richie Sambora!Guy2: Didya now?
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Woman 1: So... how do you know when to turn the CD over?Woman 2: You don't, it's just one side.W1: So... what's the other side for?W2: ...W1: And how do you know which side is which?W2: Well, sometimes the blank side has, I don't know, manufacturer's information on it or something.
WTF? I mean Woman 1 was fairly elderly but even so...
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link
"I'm outside the toilet just now...........yeah, I'm absolutely bursting.............do you dare me?"
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Thursday, 17 March 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Guy: "..;but it transformed the neighborhood!"Other guy: "Yeah, it filled it with annoying white girls."
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link
What the hell was she talking about if not head lice? Crabs?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Businessman One: "I mean you're literally a billionaire, right?"Businessman Two: "Yep."
― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link
"I love Tori Amos because I love it when the mythical slides into delerium"
Ouch! It still hurts to think about it.
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk/sandman/delirium.jpg
― jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Friday, 8 April 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link
ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/lucynumberone2.jpg
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
As such, we use that to break off pointless arguments.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link
blonde girl - "LOL, Look at my sons eyebrows"brunette girl - "OMG LOL, what have you done to your sons eyebrows?"[to son] "LOL, what has she done to your eyebrows? OMG LOL"blonde - "LOL, He wasn't born with any, LOL "brunette - "Oh you poor thing, LOL"Both Girls - "LOL, OMG, LOL, OMG, etc etc"
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Then they went on to ask me "ey luv! who do y'think looks oldest out o' me and 'er?"I refused to answer.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link
"people are so much more good-looking now than ever before. when you see people from TV in the 70s they are all butters"
― David_X (David_X), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link
"Ooh, I've never seen that before," she said in a brash Ayrshire accent, "does it no irritate yer fanny?"
― Rumpy Pumpkin, Friday, 6 May 2005 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― peter in mtl (spaces are allowed), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
A: How would you assist someone who needed to vomit?
B: Pull their hair back.
C: Massage their belly.
D: Maybe you could paddle their arse?
― moley, Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link
I know what she means.
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link
"When I get home, you'd BEST be naked. NAKED WITH A CUP OF TEA AND A BOWL OF BAKED BEANS."
― astropatty (adr), Sunday, 8 May 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link
Thugged out guy in late 20's or early 30 A: So, is yo girl trying to make you get a job and shit?
Thugged out guy in late 20's or early 30's B: No.
Thugged out guy in late 20's or early 30 A: That's how you know when she really loves you.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 8 May 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link
I was walking back from the shops, having bought pastries and things for Sunday brunch, and as I walked up my street I noticed a young Jewish guy in skullcap and white sunday suit standing on the side of the road, opposite me. Thought nothing at all of it - it looked like he was waiting for a car, maybe. He then calls out "hey, who are you waiting for?" across the road and I look ahead of me and see he's talking to a tall thin man who is in full top hat and tails regalia - white gloves, patent leather pointed shoes, cravat, the works. He almost looks like he might be dressed to be a butler or town car driver, or is going to some very fancy event. He stares calmly at the young man but does not answer. Young man again shouts "who are you waiting for?". At this point I just thought it was because he also was waiting for someone, and thought this older guy might be it?
But the tall top hat man said, slowly "who are you?". Young man gets slightly cross and again repeats "no, who are you waiting for?""Who are you?"
This went on in true Vorlon style for a minute or so, eventually young guy says "I'm Rosco, WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR??"
The older man says, in a very slow and very strangely pronounced, RP english stagey voice, "I am Ronald, please state your business?". OK this is getting weird. I've passed top hat man by this point and have to keep glancing back, only to see top hat man crossing the street to approach young jewish guy, who is holding his hand out, palm forward, like some kind of policeman! He says "Community watch! WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR", with his hand held up and backing away slightly.
Top hat man pauses, then walks back across the road to his spot. He didnt seem at all ruffled by this young guy's rather bizarre paranoid gated community shtick, but then again his own stagey pose was equally surreal.
And then I went home, the end.
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 8 May 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Sunday, 8 May 2005 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link
The guy sidles up to the shelf and looks for something then says, "Damn! Not there!" He then turns to the girl and says, "Or as Homer Simpson might say: D'oh!" She nods and smiles and the guy sees his chance! He continues on. "Actually I was saying that before him, he stole that from me." She says, without looking up, "Oh really?" He grins suavely and says, "I should have patented that, you know? Made a lot of dinero. Robert DeNiro, haha. You talkin to me? Haha" (???)
At this I think my jaw actually dropped. She looked around and waved to the non-existent person by the door and said, "My friend's waiting. So long."
She walked out quickly, definitely shooting a look behind her to make sure he wasn't following. The guy continued looking at books and muttered to himself, "She'll be back, dude."
That's where I left.
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link
trayce i really want to know the story behind your story.
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link