this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

although if yr south east yr fucked tubewise tbh

i worked in E&C for a while

sometimes walked from waterloo/london bridge

definitely south

the tube will sadly be no help to me at whatever 'tween 2-5am hour i decide to return home at

OK, if the neighbourhood has a TUBE which is not on the Northern or District Lines, it can't *really* be considered true SARF. (Let's haggle over Brixton.)

maybe I like being fucked tubewise - who wants to descend into the rumbling gut when you can coast up top?

context, posts taken therefrom

i'm just posting this so we don't get any of the terrible innuendi lj will claim not to have anticipated

alas that post was carefully-sculptured

also night buses: not scary, quite efficient

the funny thing is when i finally moved to north london everyone was like "you'll love how quick it is to get into town" but the west end etc take just as long to get to as a quick skip on the overground and then some tubeage

there is certainly a lot of tubeage available in the west end.

didn't see THAT coming

The South Bank Centre's in north London. It just happens to be south of the river. And of course it's well north of Fulham and Chelsea and all that twattery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAY6wRow1c

oh shit i knew the xx reminded me of someone

apparently r kelly's asked for glist for fwd x rinse...but it's at fabric.

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:04 (2 hours ago)

lol this was a joke abt rinse being 16 y.o you plonker

haha

lol

hey so Ultrasound were rly good and one of their new songs nearly brought the house down

it's called 'Sovereign Heart'

that scans better than '20 shillings heart'.

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what kind of socks or stryrofoam packing peanuts are you going to put in your pizza to celebrate such a good show?

your basalt post still makes me titter :D

i aim to please

also, round out the night by listening to SGM at earcrushing levels and all will be right w/the world

oh and that whiskey idea upthread, that is a good idea

when I do my big shopping-trip tomorrow, I may well purchase a small vial of something warming

also I will imagine how awesome a proper digital copy of SGM sounds like considering I only know them from youtube - especially that 13-minute track on ONH that I haven't heard yet

come into the hiskey thread and get some ideas imo

well it's nice to see the word 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions

i bleev he just drunkenly stuttered over a date tbh

and yeah good whiskey is up there with bananas (brown ones obv) and honey as panacea in this world's consumables

jesus bananas are shit

ymmv but they're not a panacea for anything

they're kinda mf tbh

bnns r ymmy nt ymmv

sbnn

hold up did you just describe bananas as 'kinda motherfuckers?'

xp stf

xtrmnt, w/ xtrm prj'

wow louis brother's party really sucks

yr ll sch klljys

gt th fck tt m hs

just had a mad trippy thought bout party music that only drowned out vowels.

it's annoying that lj squandered all the vowels on 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions.

Fuck whiskey, I want rum and coke floats.

feel like referring to estela as 'missouri' anymore, and only ppl itt will know why

I have a fairly full bottle of Raki in my desk. It's been fairly full for over two years now. I recently wrote a poem about its slow ingestion while considering its long-estranged purchaser.

how bad is raki?

raki horror

I get raki confused with sake (not Saki, though).

estela, I aim aortic anguish although Euboia or Ouroboros excursion ameliorates entrail indisposition

pretty harsh stuff, evidently

Raki is the sort of drink one can only stomach once every few months, and only imbibe sip by horripilating sip while contemplating lost love; any other context is best spent avoiding such potables