this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

i've seen that special ingredient in action many times, and the sour face that goes with it. xp

We're all Irish now. Except Louis.

xp - "special ingredient"!

i know local garda said "secret" but in my neck of the woods it's often blatant.

estela i was going to apply for an irish passport someday too, we can be fellow non-countrywomen

let's!!

i wish mine was already done, i hate forms. both of my sisters have theirs already, because of them i've got all the paperwork i need, and still i procrastinate.

I just thought "special ingredient" sounded cool out of context.

I tried that Irish passport scam once but failed due to a long-lost relative being rather selfishly born in rural Australia rather than Ireland, as sizzled up by various family members.

a foine arternoan ta ye

i think "special ingredient" sounds deeply regrettable on a thread l0u1s jagg3r will probably reappear on. xp

he was already there!

guess what I'm doing today

that's right, I am cooking for guests

every ingredient will be special

what are you cooking? please don't cook some horrible madcap shite, i don't want to have to read about it for the next 6 months

lol

seconded

have had gobi manchurian suggested, a cauliflower dish which will have my guests salivating

Some sort of low budget, ingredients from Morrisons, Heston Blumenthal outrage is in order

El Bulli for you!

just cook a curry or something louis, can't go wrong. go http://www.bbc.co.uk/food or here http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/recipe-search/search and keep searching till you find something fun...

I shall probably be using this website: http://www.cooks.com/

"... all bodily fluids shown are the ones which actually emerged at the time"

aha! here it is http://www.indianfoodforever.com/indo-chinese/gobhi-manchurian.html

better: http://appetiteforchina.com/recipes/gobi-manchurian-indian-chinese-cauliflower-fritter

anyway I have no idea what I'm making for the main course. might just capture a live animal and roast it over a bonfire

a bonfire made of furniture

and curtains

Could you cook and eat Ultrasound?

there's a cruel joke to be made about feeding a family for a month, and I just made it

:( sorry about your genealogy, kbp.

nakh are u seamus coleman?

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 10:13 AM (5 hours ago)

LJ take note he never answered this i think i've solved your latest obsession

right back atcha

during villa/everton they said he's known as 'seamus ramos', ilx display name cru not got shit on tim cahill and tony hibbert

Go to the Caribbean food thread and do the idiot-proof recipe I left there for curry chicken, LJ.

too late i am forcing vegetarianism on my friends

nonetheless I will probably do that curry chicken next time - or I could do it AS WELL as this? nah

right back atcha

― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:34 (8 minutes ago)

this guy's too clever

You need to put down the chicken in marinade for as long as you can, but three hours is good. So you are probably too late. Made it a couple of weeks ago for a Somali friend whose mother makes FLAMETHROWER curry and I earned the 'did a *white person* cook this, no WAY?' badge. XD <--- white dork face

ok well should I feel like ethnofucking my friends I will seek it out

this is gonna be so awesome when it transpires they all hate cauliflower

totally uninspired reply but jerk chicken is one of the easiest things to get as takeaway, i mean if they've got a grill and some chicken, it's pretty difficult to fuck up

i have heard huge things about coleman...gotta admit. meant to be a brilliant player.

ok so the Gobi Manchurian went down an absolute storm - just call me Mr Chef

this is what happens when you follow a recipe

that is exactly what my friends said

btw this thread will be abandoned as soon as I no longer have the house to myself - I haven't fixed up a repository for permablogging (cruel members of the audience might suggest an entire messageboard had suited that purpose)

what you think you're gonna do send in bailiffs to chuck us out? good luck, i got degrees and shit on tenancy laws

oh wait so you're in my house now

when poshos talk gangsta

my father could have you liquidated

from gangsta to 'my daddy's gonna get you' in one post. more front than brighton this lad.

if you don't get out now I'll scream and scream until I'm sick