this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

that's right, I am cooking for guests

every ingredient will be special

what are you cooking? please don't cook some horrible madcap shite, i don't want to have to read about it for the next 6 months

lol

seconded

have had gobi manchurian suggested, a cauliflower dish which will have my guests salivating

Some sort of low budget, ingredients from Morrisons, Heston Blumenthal outrage is in order

El Bulli for you!

just cook a curry or something louis, can't go wrong. go http://www.bbc.co.uk/food or here http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/recipe-search/search and keep searching till you find something fun...

I shall probably be using this website: http://www.cooks.com/

"... all bodily fluids shown are the ones which actually emerged at the time"

aha! here it is http://www.indianfoodforever.com/indo-chinese/gobhi-manchurian.html

better: http://appetiteforchina.com/recipes/gobi-manchurian-indian-chinese-cauliflower-fritter

anyway I have no idea what I'm making for the main course. might just capture a live animal and roast it over a bonfire

a bonfire made of furniture

and curtains

Could you cook and eat Ultrasound?

there's a cruel joke to be made about feeding a family for a month, and I just made it

:( sorry about your genealogy, kbp.

nakh are u seamus coleman?

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 10:13 AM (5 hours ago)

LJ take note he never answered this i think i've solved your latest obsession

right back atcha

during villa/everton they said he's known as 'seamus ramos', ilx display name cru not got shit on tim cahill and tony hibbert

Go to the Caribbean food thread and do the idiot-proof recipe I left there for curry chicken, LJ.

too late i am forcing vegetarianism on my friends

nonetheless I will probably do that curry chicken next time - or I could do it AS WELL as this? nah

right back atcha

― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 September 2010 18:34 (8 minutes ago)

this guy's too clever

You need to put down the chicken in marinade for as long as you can, but three hours is good. So you are probably too late. Made it a couple of weeks ago for a Somali friend whose mother makes FLAMETHROWER curry and I earned the 'did a *white person* cook this, no WAY?' badge. XD <--- white dork face

ok well should I feel like ethnofucking my friends I will seek it out

this is gonna be so awesome when it transpires they all hate cauliflower

totally uninspired reply but jerk chicken is one of the easiest things to get as takeaway, i mean if they've got a grill and some chicken, it's pretty difficult to fuck up

i have heard huge things about coleman...gotta admit. meant to be a brilliant player.

ok so the Gobi Manchurian went down an absolute storm - just call me Mr Chef

this is what happens when you follow a recipe

that is exactly what my friends said

btw this thread will be abandoned as soon as I no longer have the house to myself - I haven't fixed up a repository for permablogging (cruel members of the audience might suggest an entire messageboard had suited that purpose)

what you think you're gonna do send in bailiffs to chuck us out? good luck, i got degrees and shit on tenancy laws

oh wait so you're in my house now

when poshos talk gangsta

my father could have you liquidated

from gangsta to 'my daddy's gonna get you' in one post. more front than brighton this lad.

if you don't get out now I'll scream and scream until I'm sick

violet elizabeth jagg3r

I can

http://outofambit.blogspot.com/images/WilliamAndViolet.jpg

Pocket billiards is certainly not a girl's game.

the william brown books are pantheon of british observational humour-lit, company of wodehouse, jerome, saki, arguably buckeridge (i am forgetting some aren't i)

but what they do that the others don't is completely skewer the naive and well-meaning brutality of innocence <3

Books

On 2 November 2006, Carr, together with advertising copy-writer friend Lucy Greeves, released a book called The Naked Jape (the U.S. version, re-titled Only Joking, was released on 21 September 2006), a discussion of the art and history of joking. It includes a selection of over 400 of the best jokes ever told.

the fact Carr (J, am guessing) cannot execute a tawdrily cogent summation of his own craft without the use of a ghostwriter should betray the fact that anyone who voluntarily attends his shows probably ought to be mailed a dignitas brochure

misread that as "digitalis brochure"

foxglove isn't the worst way to euthanise - neurotoxin iirc? you get to feel your entire body fall apart as you succumb - and in those moments you consider that you laughed at a joke about people with small genitals having insecurity issues, and you realise that you are doing the right thing

during the game i'll be in the parlour where a welcome's there for me.

― estela, Friday, September 10, 2010 9:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nb can you boil bacon to a disgusting powdery pulp???

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:53 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cured mealy failte

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin unreal tbf, unreal

you've been paranomasticating over that one for a while huh