this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

what you think you're gonna do send in bailiffs to chuck us out? good luck, i got degrees and shit on tenancy laws

oh wait so you're in my house now

when poshos talk gangsta

my father could have you liquidated

from gangsta to 'my daddy's gonna get you' in one post. more front than brighton this lad.

if you don't get out now I'll scream and scream until I'm sick

violet elizabeth jagg3r

I can

http://outofambit.blogspot.com/images/WilliamAndViolet.jpg

Pocket billiards is certainly not a girl's game.

the william brown books are pantheon of british observational humour-lit, company of wodehouse, jerome, saki, arguably buckeridge (i am forgetting some aren't i)

but what they do that the others don't is completely skewer the naive and well-meaning brutality of innocence <3

Books

On 2 November 2006, Carr, together with advertising copy-writer friend Lucy Greeves, released a book called The Naked Jape (the U.S. version, re-titled Only Joking, was released on 21 September 2006), a discussion of the art and history of joking. It includes a selection of over 400 of the best jokes ever told.

the fact Carr (J, am guessing) cannot execute a tawdrily cogent summation of his own craft without the use of a ghostwriter should betray the fact that anyone who voluntarily attends his shows probably ought to be mailed a dignitas brochure

misread that as "digitalis brochure"

foxglove isn't the worst way to euthanise - neurotoxin iirc? you get to feel your entire body fall apart as you succumb - and in those moments you consider that you laughed at a joke about people with small genitals having insecurity issues, and you realise that you are doing the right thing

during the game i'll be in the parlour where a welcome's there for me.

― estela, Friday, September 10, 2010 9:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nb can you boil bacon to a disgusting powdery pulp???

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:53 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cured mealy failte

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, September 10, 2010 9:55 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuckin unreal tbf, unreal

you've been paranomasticating over that one for a while huh

http://www.babynology.com/meaning-onan-m33.html

someone please post the dyson video here

lol deems

well it's nice to see the word 'jejune' vaingloriously bandied as if not only were whiskey the panacea for our age but the muse for our flightiest verbal excursions

― acoleuthic, Friday, 10 September 2010 00:57 (3 years ago)

on the onan theme I'm v much enjoying my jimmy carr routine before the jump

xp

holy shit

just had a mad trippy thought bout party music that only drowned out vowels.

i remember this v clearly i think i was on flu pills or something on the night in q

Righy back, cured mealy failte & repressure cooker was a good trio of posts imo

lol shit i said that already huh oh well i stand by it

dmac what are your top 50 underappreciated darraghmac posts?

Excellent q

Firezza pwns Lupa

Anyone wanna jump in here? Because I find Firezza a little, 'ow you say?, hit and miss, and I now live within Lupa's catchment zone.

In no partic order, as i find them:
sorority is on the twitter
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Friday, 19 October 2012 00:08 (1 year ago)

drumcree speech and free presbyterianism

― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:32 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that were good

whoa, whoa, whoa

― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:29 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ rein of frogbs

― DeLonge and Winding Refn (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:32 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha that's good

Still fp'd u for doing a winding refn/winding road gag

tom waits for no man

ya and while nakh had taken me to task for the randomness of it at the time I stand by the wordplay and rythym

think wins is trying to imply it's been done before

http://www.rte.ie/news/2013/1030/483478-dublin-households-facing-water-disruption/

i ask you

― esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 31 October 2013 02:12 (7 months ago) Permalink

yr link has been disrupted

― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 October 2013 05:10 (7 months ago) Permalink

tsk-e bah-a

― esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:42 (7 months ago) Permalink

conservatively I'd rate that in the top one posts of probably all time tbf

Give me yr poor, yr weak, yr thudded passes

― dub job deems (darraghmac)

Cool bro story

― lorde othering (darraghmac)

that's 6 and they've each got a story to tell I'm happy with the project so far

where is louis, anyway

he's definitely around.

one sec, Ima go find him

one mixed up amigo

^my man

haha, i knew that would flush you out.

it's all his MA grad arch tbh, does it for me

its just that I know how to charm a drag

Argh! Mad arc!